/brit/

That's the gayest thing I've seen all month.

the runtertines
where are they from, fucking wakefield? hahaha

*rails a half grim line of SHROOMTECH*
*ghosts a 1 gram toke of DMT*

ayyyy we all the way nice

Is dockers a soy boy?

YOU SEE THESE TWO COLD FINGERS
THESE CROOKED FINGERED I SHOW
YOUS A WAY TO MEAN NO

WELL HE DIDNT LIKE THAT MUCH I CAN TELL YOU
SAID SUNSHINE I WOULDN'T WANNA BE IN YOUR SHOES
CHASED ME UP TWO FLIGHTS OF STAIRS
CAUGHT ME IN THE LIFT OUTSIDE

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should i get another gf lads? the ex was a fun experiment

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oi.

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Once upon a time, two early humans of different ancestry met at a cave in Russia.

Some 50,000 years later, scientists have confirmed that they had a daughter together.

DNA extracted from bone fragments found in the cave show the girl was the offspring of a Neanderthal mother and a Denisovan father.

bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-45271644

>another day of libertines posting

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New gf in the works lads

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So the Libertines are a couple of gay boys that have a few songs in the charts? Why is /brit/ obsessed with them?

Vile barren autistic witch need her out of business

there's no reason why james bond needs to be white
there's no reason why james bond needs to be a man
there's no reason why james bond needs to be british
there's no reason why james bond needs to be a spy

NazTERF gang

he got it for free because he finished it
probably had no money kek

rate the cake lads

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some lad sperged out and spent 3 hours here hating on them

why is pete always posted and not carl barat

By systematically controlling the region through military action along with the brits

tbf the bread slices they do there are fucking massive, surprised this junkie actually ate the toast let alone the rest of the meal

will boris bring us all a cuppa when he's PM?

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there's no reason why i'm not james bond

And that young girl's name was? Einstein

>when you smoke so much you can barely breath
When I day, at least I know I chose this. I killed myself with the help of consumerism.

Concerned I'm getting to into the housemate lads. She's a qt but it's going to end in tears I already know.

Dad's banging on about castles and swamps again

jazz is america's classical music

spent nearly 5 hours in a lecture on electricity today lads
now i know how electricity works :^)

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>The Libertines? Yeah, I love them

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post your telegram to join the findom circle
@yankazoid

Football season starts soon

here's why james bond needs to be black
here's why james bond needs to be gay
here's why james bond needs to be a woman
here's why james bond needs to be trans
here's why james bond needs to destabilise third world countries

>Ronnie
why

BUT SINCE YOU SAID GOODBYEEEEEEEE
THE POLKA DOTS FILLED MY EYES
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY

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WOAH !!!
hot diggity darn tootin 4 of a kind!!!

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>girl asks me what my friends are like
>I tell her I know a few British guys online
>I meant you guys
Y-you guys are my friends, right?

>Tfw you will never be an undergrad student in London during the height of post punk revival
Why live

You don't fully comprehend how electricity works before you can bend it to your will

West brit

it's already started

dumb yank

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Lefties are bad people
We should kill them

want a slightly chubby voluptuous gf who won't turn into an obese planetoid after having a few of my kids lads

Okay, this is epic, and that's a good thing.

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confusing post

fuck off cunt

catholic church primate

of course lad

Punk died the day "pop-punk" became a thing.

10/10 tbf

STRAIGHT UP HER NOWOOWOWOWOOOSE
DUNDUN DUUU DUN

what a tune

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well, rorke?

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Quality image and filename lad

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No woman can genuinely love you if you're under 6ft

this desu

You can tell her you know a bloke in Greenland, just don't forget to mention that he absolutely despises you

maybe? could be? pieces fit.
i don't know wanna kno tho

going to move to spain or italy and use the fact that im baptised catholic to marry a smoking hot traditional mediterranean slag

do you have a quarter

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hope they try to impeach trump
would 100% cause a civil war

No your not

here's why james bond needs to be ginger

its magnets innit?

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here's why james bond needs to be a jew

Civil war won't happen unless the elites fight each other. The common people are too plugged into the larger system.

i literally am going to
nothing you can do about it sicily

he wants to start wars using political settlements?

There's lots of girls in the group chat now I'm too scared to post in the group chat

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James Bond should be a disabled woman

One of the thing about Southern European Catholic girls is that they can be deeply devout and still dress like slags because of the weather down there.

Mr yank telegram me @dougrorke lets get this fimdom circle on the road

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James Bond. More like Ji Bai, amarite?

Who do you lads think will win the culture war?

James Bond should be an incel

back from alicante after 5 months lads
didnt go as planned

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once there’s an incentive for the military to take over from a financial/academic elite it will happen
whether that’s trump related or from a financial crisis is the question

nothing worse than a lads and lass group chat when a lad is acting overly flirty, cringy and annoying

James Bond should be a door to door salesman who has sex with lonely housewives.

twitter.com/_danielharding/status/1032242046935883776
jake will absolutely HEEM deji

have to read like 100 pages of CAD tutorials for homework

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James Bond should be unemployed and sit at home watching television.

The ones with the most gunz

fuck off zoomer gimp

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He needs to be a chimpanzee.

i have to read 101 pages

Isn't it ironic how the British conquered the world and now the world is conquering them?

That's Pat Mustard