/brit/

henry rollins is a cringeworthy bellend

deano bullied me at toil today

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Having friends is massively overrated. Glad I got ride of them

Pack that fucking in right now you weird little cunt

Lads, it’s Tottenham.

all jokes aside who is the favourite in KSI v Logan Paul

Good post

how wrong you are

how many items of each piece of clothing do you think we really need? i was thinking 3. alternate 2 with 1 in the wash.

Did a little research and decided to forget about suicide by poison mushrooms, reckon it would hard enough to find the right ones plus death wouldn't be certain and it sounded painful and drawn out.
My new idea is nicotine poisoning, much quicker and tobacco is easy to get hold of and it sounds easy to extract the nicotine.
I'll just have to wait for a chance to get some.

The only racists in 2018 are people who are going to die in 5 years and people who are basically dead at the moment.

I used to work with someone who looked like the virgin vs chad meme (the virgin)

and I asked him if he posted on Jow Forums and he said yeah, and I said what board? r9k? And he said yeah

LMAO

im not discriminatory ... i hate all coloureds equally!!

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every time I experience happiness I just end up feeling worse afterwards

you're that kane lacey fella

just remember we have your address and shit and could send the lad from wakey and that other schizo case from the north east to your door in margate to kill you

youtube.com/watch?v=6mHTNmRpysg&t=274
The worst part, fucking vile.

>The only racists in 2018 are people who are going to die in 5 years and people who are basically dead at the moment.

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You sound underage

Mate, that's just how you look

Im 20 and hate niggers and spics

idgi. 4 quid cant possibly be enough to buy drugs

lol get tae fukc ye gey triggered wee spacker

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Yanks really like to hold grudges, the Alamo, pearl harbour, vietnam, 9/11. Every time anyone did something bad to them it's the worst thing ever and must be remembered forever.

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I'm a white nationalist

No he will attack if i Lift too much
I should visit some northumbria place instead

was in the pub earlier with a few of the lads from work when rorke started giving the local immigrant family some shit

Just walked over and chinned him, caved his skull in and left him a bloody mess sprawled out on the floor, everyone clapped and the bartender gave me free drinks all night.

What did you do today??

WE
ARE
LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=vGc4mg5pul4

190 will be borrowing dentures to suck off men and feed his habit before long

>it's a "you have a really fun time with your friends but you feel really burnt out and sad afterwards" episode

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>was in the pub earlier with a few of the lads from work when rorke started giving the local immigrant family some shit
>Just walked over and chinned him, caved his skull in and left him a bloody mess sprawled out on the floor, everyone clapped and the bartender gave me free drinks all night.
>What did you do today??

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I'm 24

if you join the british army i'm going to send my pals who have passed training to bully you to suicide

Have yellow fever but don’t fancy Lucy Liu not gonna lie

why do you want to come here mate its shite

the views pretty ncie actually

He doesn't attack he just wants to mire

im alt right

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no im not him im uhhhh bane tracey! im a big guy for you lol (if you enjoyed this meme PLEASE RETWEET AND FOLLOW)

will pay for your flight to the UK so i can chin you too

I feel energised after being with people

A bit too chinky for my liking desu

>will pay for your flight to the UK so i can chin you too

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My coworker is a black fella and this old white lady mumble something that sort of sounded like "dumb darkie" at him and I told her "they're called African Americans now lady, and if you hate him just for being an Africoid you should go back to Europe".

Burn the cities

all you had to do was stop bullying tim mate

simple really

this is being an introvert, you enjoy socializing but it exhausts you

hate how "introvert" has changed to mean "hates all people and wants be alone 24/7", when in reality that's called being mentally ill

I like the English dialects

>Retweets go up every time he posts it
Literally zero reason to stop
Give the people what they want

I am as well

Mate's night out is cancelled for the second week in a row because mate #3 is depressed and three's a crowd

Now Henry is saying brown people, black people, people with ovaries will suffer from Trump blablabla. I honestly thought that people say this kind of stuff because they benefit from it professionnally but Henry don't need it. Genuinely think being a yank is a mental disease and you end up with these ridiculous excuses for political opinions, left or right. Scary.

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why aye man lad i'm geordie i bleed brown ale through and through fog on the tyne all mine all mine

>My coworker is a black fella and this old white lady mumble something that sort of sounded like "dumb darkie" at him and I told her "they're called African Americans now lady, and if you hate him just for being an Africoid you should go back to Europe".

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the mortality cope

Observer is a shite game. There’s no gameplay. Decent visuals though.

youtube.com/watch?v=FHRkeqESFmw
Comfy as fuck

Think baldy is off his rocker

>4 quid cant possibly be enough to buy drugs
You ever had a steak bake from Greggs?

i'm /brit/ till i die
i'm /brit/ till i die
i know i am
i'm sure i am
i'm /brit/ till i die

had a carling last week

was up for days

how come white pepo always be like "hmm yes" know what im sayin like bitch what yo ass say?

ah, a big mac followed by purchasing a gram of gear and 8 heineken. what a way to spend an evening

there's only oneeeee bald algerian

Going to get a /brit/ tattoo
Foreigners fuck off

Son's supposed to start community college courses tomorrow but I know he's a broken shell of a person and is jyst gonna shitpost on Jow Forums instead. Thankfully his brother Chad isn't such a disappointment

enjoy these posts
tempted to print them off and put them on my fridge

give me one reason I shouldn't kill myself

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I want to call the ex

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Never had a gf

the ex text me but i pied her

how does that make you feel?

Because I guarantee your next post will be doubles :)

might try falling in love with someone properly

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She actually looks quite peng here ngl. Maybe I’m misinformed.

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You haven't experienced the thrill of killing someone beforehand

Well it wasn't my ex so who cares

I'm a mong
I smoke a bong
I never admit when I'm wrong *uh*
Stay up all night
Getting in cyberfights
Flexing my muscle
Who here wanna tussle?
I knock out noobs *uh*
I'm bad news *uh*
King of Jow Forums
I'll fuck your bint

t. Mainlander

cunt breath fuck off

ladies and gentlemen i present to you, melvin

endless howard stern videos on youtube

youtube.com/watch?v=QpuGtoqCf44

white > japanese > korean >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else >>>>>>>>> blacks, aborigines, muslims

Doug is the glue holding brit together

Sometimes I think about all the girls I fucked and spit on

Something about Alan's face is just begging for a beating

actually thats my semen

Switched to one where Joe is talking about the Simulation Hypothesis with the brother of Terrence McKenna. Now we're talking.

good lord no
that's one of those scary asian faces like asa akira
freakish oriental look

yeah but i have a chance at getting back together and im just squandering it

thoughts?