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Hilf mir mitt meine Deutsch, bitte.
Bitte geben Sie mir ihre Beschwerden. Please give me your complaints . What is it about German learning that you have trouble with?
Nichts, ich nur meine Deutsch brauchen praktizieren.
Nothing, I only need to practice my German.
*ich brauche nur meine Deutsch zu üben
This thread is a great idea, desu. Hope it lasts longer than /sino/ does
Du sollst auch schreibung uebungen machen.
Your word order is a bit off mate, and Deutsch isnt a feminine word It's a neuter word. I recommend you do some writing practice as well.
I offer free German lessons to all Korean women
my ancestors :)
Thanks man, I agree but I am obviously a bit biased.
If anyone has any stories of traveling to Germany share them here.
>Be me 2013 had only 1 year of German in high school
>Decide spontaneously to visit my German exchange student friend in his home town in hannover after I finished summer school in the uni
>Get to hannover and the most amazing time of me life lad.
>we went hiking, clubbing, went to Hamburg ate fish with brotchen
>homie left back home and left me in hamburg, I lose my wallet 2 hours after he leaves
>Fuck my life
>Realize I still have my rail pass and use it to travel to aunts house that same night , she lives in Husum next to denmark
>Get there in the middle of the night we get to her house and next day I explore husum, a super comfy town on the shore
North Germany has the best women, so many gorgeous nordic girls there. I eventually solved my No wallet problem , using western union to get money wired to me. After hamburg I went to Leipzig, Berlin, Munich, and Zurich . Favorite city was probably Leipzig it looks scary and gothic in a cool kind of way.
That's pretty beta unless u bang them in the end
>A family that scats together, stays together
Ancient German proverb
mein ancestors :))
Alle deutschen sind homosexuel
This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Germany .
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all American men are qts :3
wow...that's deep
it's funny because I have a CD about learning german, and it talks about scat the board game kek.
how mad do you get when someone calls you German -Swiss?
meine Vorfahren.
sir please this is a serious thread
>hab deutsch nur durch /deutsch/, rammstein, und 2 jahre in Schule gelernt
Ich kann nicht in einer konversation mit einen anderen Person sprechen, aber ich kann mit die beste scheissposten.
Oge das war alles
War doch gut
>Ich kann nicht in einer konversation mit einen anderen Person sprechen, aber ich kann mit die beste scheissposten.
Bretty good but would say.
Ich kann mit einer anderen Person in einer konversation nicht sprechen.
Aber ich kann die besten sheisse posten
also whats "Oge''?
Perfekt
>>A family that scats together, stays together
>Ancient German proverb
I believe it
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>er weiss nicht was ,,oge" bedeutet
Du sollst /deutsch/ durchsuchen oge
>Ich kann mit einer anderen Person in einer konversation nicht sprechen.
Nobody uses "Konversation" in normal speech. Unterhaltung is the proper word.
Person is also way too formal in that context.
The way to make the sentence sound natural and not make it obvious you're a foreigner would be:
Ich kann mich nicht mit anderen Leuten/Menschen unterhalten.
Before the war it was probably 100%
Even in the 90s it was like over 50%
yeah deutsch isnt a good place to learn german la-, most germans there write bad on purpose and write a lot of slang
Oh ok thanks bro
Dange, hab nie die richtige Wörter dafür gewusst.
Angela Merkel ist eine hässlich Fotze
Ähnlich wie OP
how the hell was it 100% why were norwegians such Germanboos?
anime ins Gas
basiert und rotpillt
Dies uezs
this nigga knows all the memes
Like I said, my only exposure to German anymore is video games, movies, Rammstein, and /deutsch/
Nämlich /deutsch/
white boi u better open a damn book, and stop passivey being a lazy cracker. if you want to be able to speak to cutie pie german grills
i am korean
Learning German is pointless. The future of the European Union is one language: English.
>cutie pie german grills
user i got bad news for you....
That's an immigrant.
Nothing like beautiful blonde German women in dirndls riding big black cocks.
Are you saying that immigrants aren't German? Wooooooow
P.S. a lot of German girls are hyper lefty so enjoy that bs. Unless you are too. Then go nuts!
Heile mander, wenn eppa a frog hot, lei aussa damit
otsu
you should already know by now that german has a strict verb-second word order. that sentence hurt to read
How hard is German to learn? I know reading and spelling are easy, but what about grammar? Does knowledge of English help or not?
German was the lingua franca in much of pre-war Europe. Hell, it was even an official language in my country.
Warum sprechen so viel Amerikanische Leute Deutsch auf Jow Forums?
W-Warum lernen sie kein Holladisch?
If you want to communicate with old people beyond the iron curtain German is often a better choice than English which only young people speak.
Most of them learned it in school or worked in Germany
wir sind hiteraboos
Gibt es ein nederlandisch Hitler-sama?
>Flag
Obsessed
Jetzt höre ich Deutsche Musik zu. Empfehlt Ihr ein band?
I listened to Cro and I liked some of his stuff, I liked Wer Weiss too. Is there anything that matches that kind of music?
Annenmaykantereit was good as well.
D-did I mess up zuhoren again?
>W-Warum lernen sie kein Holladisch?
Ich habe familie in Deutschland. Ich will zu Deutschland Gehen. Bis dann lerne Ich deutsch.
don't listen to Cro, but he's a rapper, right?
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Hallo, Leute!
Moin
Aber bist du eine Frau
Heute soll ich zu der Polizeistation gehen weil ich habe meine ID-Karte zerbrechen.
>Today I'm supposed to go to the police because I've broken my ID card.
Was habt ihr heute zu tun? (Stimmt das?)
De fade isch voller paiyass
>Heute soll ich zu der Polizeistation gehen,
Everything okay thus far. Note that "zu der" is usually shortened to "zur" in everyday speech and writing.
>*weil ich meine ID-Karte zerbrochen habe.
Did you definitly mean "ID-Karte" or rather "Pass" or even "Ausweis"?
Doubt it. Especially now that the Britts will be gone soon.
*ich brauche nur meine Deutsch zu uben
>Note that "zu der" is usually shortened to "zur" in everyday speech and writing.
Ye
>*weil ich meine ID-Karte zerbrochen habe.
Danke.
>Did you definitly mean "ID-Karte" or rather "Pass" or even "Ausweis"?
Not exactly sure what the difference is. I've broken the card that the police first ask when they stop you for anything. The personal card. It was in my wallet, and broke in half when I've stuffed it in my pocket.
>meine Deutsch
*mein :D
Thank you chum, practice makes perfect
Holt dei gosch du fock
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>Not exactly sure what the difference is. I've broken the card that the police first ask when they stop you for anything. The personal card. It was in my wallet, and broke in half when I've stuffed it in my pocket.
it's Ausweis then
Pass is passport obviously
we don't really say "ID-Karte" here
Right, thanks. I was guessing. We say 'osobna (karta)' ('personal card').
PERSONALausweis
>Beamtendeutsch
Baum = raumübergreifendes Großgrün
