Moving to Southern Europe

okay ahmed

You're not being a good cultural ambassador, user.

Germany, the people are too cold, stiff, and robotic.
They are truly very linear thinkers, and have complexes. This why the French, despite being a Germanic people, don't connect with Germans.

>Southern France
>Probably too much $$
French riviera yes, but Languedoc Roussillon (Perpignan, Sète...) is one of the poorest of the country and you can probably buy a mansion for 10€ there

Lots of people speak German here, but mostly in Zagreb and Slavonia, in the Austrian sphere. In Dalmatia and Istra (particularly in Istra), you'll traditionally find the most spoken foreign language after English to be Italian, but that's changing in the last years. You'd probably want to move to Dalmatia, if you were thinking about it.
Split is a beautiful city. I was born and lived there all my youth. If you considered modernist flat blocks ugly and depressing, Split is probably the best chance you can get to change your mind. I'd say that it is a very good place for life.

Iberians are no better....

>Northern Catalonia
interesting

Small Greek islands or coastal towns in Pelloponisos can be a nice place to live.

I would suggest going somewhere that has a relationship with you though.

Please take them back.

we are full of niggers and romanians. Don't come

>Hot Women
what?
>,Party Culture,
ibiza?

>Where in Spain is best??
none, good luck if you get a job here

>Northern Spain: Autists, dont like foreigners too much. No matter how you try you will never integrate, they wont let you.
>Central Spain: Arrogant cunts who hate everything that is not like them including other spaniards
>Southern Spain: Turbonormies, They are a complete hivemind whose ideology is a mixture of gommunism and extreme southern chauvinism. They will let you integrate but they are obnoxious as hell.

Pick your poison, if you want to move here.

He is an arab he'll fit rightly in Andalusia

The most based and redpilled place is probably Sicily. If you don't mind shitholeness

I am from Central Spain and I tolerate Balearics

Nobody can fit in that shithole, you gotta be a local to fit in.

Why stick to southern Europe? The Canary islands would be my bet. Friendly welcoming people and lots of expats as well.

Sofia, Bulgaria (yes I am serious). There's 50,000 Germans already.

Pros:
low taxes (10% personal and corporate);
low cost of living regarding rent and everything;
big amount of jobs for german speakers if you want to go the employment route and salaries in international corps pay as much as in the west (while the prices are 100% lower)
cheap flights to europe if you want to get back
Black and Aegean seas are pretty close

Cons:
bad public healthcare (private costs more but it's also higher in standard so it's a tradeoff);
poor to nonexistent infrastructure;
corrupt bureaucracy;
gypsies (depending on where you live)

This only applies if you are a real German, plastic/new Germans are not welcome

>He wants to move and live with the island rednecks

Good luck.

and memezuelans and Cubans

we don't want germans here

Turkey, you'll feel home

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Portugal

Name a better place than the Canary islands for what OP is looking for.
I'll wait

You can easily move to Malta but life will be extremely boring there after having seen everything in the first week upon arrival.

Why would you want to move to some shitskin nation?

Greece is xtra comfy desu.
And we are actually doing good rn.
It might take a decade to reach the super comfy 2007 lvl tho.

>southener thinks he lives in the north

cute

Contrary to popular belief, Southern Europe gets cold in winter. So I'd move to the Canary islands.
Angela Merkel spends her holidays there for a reason.

I hope the tourism sector is destroyed, you don't know how many Spaniards we want that

>you don't know how many Spaniards we want that
Not enough or else you'd actually do something about it.

Thanks user. Croatia really is lovely. Split is on my list. I've been to Istria and some of the interior parts of Croatia. Can't stand the tourists. Does Split have a tourist problem?

How difficult would it be for me to make Greek friends? Greece has the benefit in that you have a lot of people moving in and out, so lots of foreigners to make friends with. One would want to make Greek friends eventually though.

I love Spain. Best meal of life I ever had was in Sabadell. Spain is one of those countries that would take a life-time for a non-native to fit in. Guess that's why it's so great.

It's not a bad suggestion, but I'm looking for something a little less isolated. More of a crossroads I suppose.

Now this is what I am talking about. This is a proper breakdown. Is the best place to live in the South by Vitosha? How often do you make it down to the beaches in Greece? Or does everyone prefer the Black Sea?

I am not German. I am a burger.

Fuck off mutts are not welcome either.

No. Stay away.

Mfw the thread takes a positive turn

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>One would want to make Greek friends eventually though.

checked flag, good luck

Half this country wants to balkanize and turn spain into yugoslavia, and Spain is still intact. We are so inefficient that even we are bad at destroying ourselves.

Tone down the turboautism and you'll make friends

Was Franco un-ironically good?

Costa Rica, Cambodia

Based and Anglopilled

You're deluded as hell. Most of these places you list are very nice to visit as a tourist but extremely mediocre to live in especially if you will be surrounded by said tourists for 4 months per year.

California, Australia

>I am a burger.
Fucking kill yourself mutt and go back to your shithole

He was kinda necessary in order to modernize and stabilize the country but He fucked it up in the policies regarding the regions and their identities.

Not in Athens that's for sure

>Does Split have a tourist problem?
All of Dalmatia does. But you have a lot of small towns with good beaches within half an hour ride to help ameliorate that. And you sort of get used to it. Tourists mostly hang out in the center, within the walls of Diocletian's palace and those who came here to party (which is an increasing occurrence ever since the city, in its infinite wisdom, chose to host Ultra every year) get caught up in tourist trap clubs. They aren't much of a problem beside occasionally clogging roads and making it difficult to rent a flat for university.
I am studying in Zagreb, but I take a bus back at least twice monthly because I enjoy living here. The bigest problem you'd have is definitely language.

If you could live by the sea wouldn't you?

Angry Schwäbian detected. I like the germans pal. It's they who don't like me.

Future of spain will be interesting desu, youth are extremely gommies. Will we see the european venezuela?

Proper breakdown user thanks. I am more than alright with a difficult language barrier, in fact it is actually a plus.

Does split/croatia have good tech talent/engineers?

>Will we see the european venezuela?

My predictions are:

Catalonia will continue being a pain in the ass, They do not have the balls to get in arm conflict and the government simply cannot stop them from wanting to be independent.

The basque country will go full indepedence sooner or later cuz they are basque and that is almost part of their tradition.

Galicia will most likely turn into catalonia 2.0, once all the elders die since most of the youth is separatist.

The south of Spain will go full facist, the conservatives have been growing specially in east Andalusia and It seems the process is not stopping.

>once all the elders die since most of the youth is separatist.

youth in galicia is non existant

>>Portugal
>What Happens here?
Nothing, fuck off Hans.

>If you could live by the sea wouldn't you?
I would rather not live anywhere near the popular Spanish beaches.

Galician nationalism is nearly dead, pal

That I don't know. Much of Croatian industry 'was disappeared', so to speak, in the privatisation in the 90s, and the unemployment rate is high, though seemingly at the same level as in Spain or Italy.
But, at the same time, none of my friends seemed to have had much difficulty finding a job, so I guess it's less bad than I'd have expected.
Don't know how it would be for a foreigner, sorry.

>. Will we see the european venezuela?
Hopefully, we want to destroy this country, i'm moving to Poland soon

>Dude my country is a third world shithole dont come here
>Nigga you dont understand we will literally go extinct in 20 years
>Lol he thinks he can find a job here, maybe if you have a phd
>I tell you man we are onerrunned by niggers with boats they are raping our women as we speak
>Civil war is imminent man i tell you
>He thinks anyone will even acknowledge his presence in this shithole lol ,you dont exist for us mate
Guys i think you should tone it down a bit

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go to south tyrol or trentino
is already full of german immigrants

I mean, I hear of many young people emigrating to Germany and, recently, Ireland, to find jobs, but at the same time I occasionally see articles about companies being unable to find workers. So I don't know what to make of that.
My aunt was unemployed for a long time as a chemical worker, after she was laid off when our chemical company failed during the recession (one of the main reason being financial malversations), but she's working toward becoming a full-time secondary school professor now.

croats like you, go to croatia
i think croatians are most germanboo slavic people

This but unironically

>I am burger

Your kind is not welcome here.
English babblers OUT

>poorest of the country
uh, nah
Still cheaper than Côte-d'Azur of course

t. lazio scum

They say Poland is the new Germany. And polish chicks love Med guys.
Southern euros love shitting on their own countries, I don't get it.
If I was going to live anywhere 'Germanic' it would be Switzerland. Absolutely based country. If you do Italy might as well go all in and head south.

Calm down Pino I would learn Italian. It's not so hard.

If you can afford it, the Azur Coast EXCEPT Marseilles is top tier, especially around Nice.
If you're rich as fuck, just go in Monaco, but since you're here you're most likely not so I'd say you should look what positions are available to you near that region.
You have four main types of people in the Côte d'Azur :
> The Arabs (whether they're French opr not).
No need to elaborate, they're mostly Maghrebis and they're the same all throughout France.

> The French tourists
Mostly they come from bic cities in Northern France (prime example being Paris). They tend to be friendly, yet pretty loud and they're turbonormies. You'll find them being in awe at the slightest dog turd because iot's in the South and they'll joke about "not going back to [big city name]".

> The Tourists
British, Germans, Swiss, Italians, Iberians, etc... Mostly rich and ederly people (unless, in the case of Italians, they live nearby). They are the cash cows of the region and they seem to be cool enough, but you won't befriend them since they're mainly here to enjoy themselves with relatives.

> The locals.
They fucking hate everybody who's not from their region and they feel (somewhat arguably) perpetually invaded.

The setting is pure Mediterranean comfiness, the weather is pretty cool during winters and hot as fuck during summers which is not a problem for the region.
It has the same charm as the Italian coast or the Croatian coastline, cicadas sing during summer and if you have a pretty house with a swimming pool you're all set.
Life is expensive though, so you need to land a good job. Also, as with everywhere in France, the true magic of the region is found in its numerous small villages where the comfiness goes through the roof, big cities are where the youth is and where the jobs are, but villages are the soul of the country.

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Came here to say this, there's a world between Provence and Languedoc-Roussillon (although poor in France still doesn't mean 3rd world cheap)
You can find very cheap property a bit more inland, in places like Aveyron or Aude for instance
But you won't be right next to the beach then

t. Languedocian

It's rightful german clay you mean

I do not know why Southern European countries such as Spain, Greece and Italy are being tame to socialism or communism. Is it because North Korea exists to South Korea and North Korea does not exist to Europe?

The only bonus point to Shitfia is that they build new modernist apartment buildings by the hilt, and new 50m2 apartments go for 50-60k

If you bring a western salary you could literally own real estate in 1 year

The spanish albera is the way to go.
Good luck finding an actual job there though except in agriculture

If you're looking at Greece try the Dodecanese or Aegean. Islands like Rhodes and Symi have great weather all round.

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Proper breakdown. Thanks for the insight on the human demographics. I speak French too. The photo you posted is pure comfy, do you happen to know which village?

Employment should be taken care of.

Gassin, the name of the pic, where my family has a house.
It's comfy because it's relatively unknown and I'd like things to remain that way for as long as possible.

>Spain
Feminists, nogs and moors.

>Portugal
Brown shithole. There's nothing positive about this ""country""

>Southern France
Full of sandniggers

>Italy
Probably the best option, but Germany is superior to it in every ways.

>Croatia
Shithole

>Greece
Shithole. Athens looks like a Middle Eastern city, this country is full of debt and without future.

Conclusion: Southern Europe is only good for vacation, Germany is better in every ways and you'll probably regret moving there. However Italy and Spain seems like the best options, all the others are shithole.

i bet these tanned low iq european people believes socialism/marxism=nordics=wealthy

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always has to come the leaf to spoil everything

If it had been in the 60s and 70s, the friendly view of communism and socialism might not have been usual. Surprisingly, Even at the time, North Korea was richer than South Korea. But now it is the 21st century. The Soviet Union has collapsed and China is a fake communist, dictatorship, sub-capitalist society.

Thanks, you're a true ambassador of glorious France.

Does everything fucking suck?

Germany is a nice place and I admire the people in some regards. But I don't know why everyone wants to be like them. Germany is taking over AGAIN euro anons. Why are you shipping off all your young workers to Germany?

>Why are you shipping off all your young workers to Germany?
Hey I'm here. I like living within driving distance of the Aegean coast.

Where are you from, user, the US ?

unusual*

OH MY GO, they just keep repeating themselves

Yes. Atlanta then New York.

Fuck off, we're full.

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Canary Islands are poor, unemployed, far away and overrun by cheap tourists

>Germany is taking over AGAIN euro anons. Why are you shipping off all your young workers to Germany?
It is the same reason why all young and ambitious Canadians and South American immigrants move to America. And All of Taiwan's highly promising talented young people are working and living in Beijing and Shanghai.

Thing is that we don't want your disgusting kind here you retarded barbarian