Come to New Zealand. Everyone is friendly here

Come to New Zealand. Everyone is friendly here

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mother nature is not friendly there

How's the weather over there?

Chilly

nature in NZ seems to be absolutely gorgeous

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unless you find a deadly spider in your bed or you die for a super earthquake

>Deadly spider
You're thinking of Australia

I thought that was Australia

would put my penis in new zealand

He said New Zealand not Australia you muppet

Dont lie jafas arent friendly

too many chinks soz

Auckland doesn't count as New Zealand

zitto animale

fair point

I don't want to travel across the world just to land on some remote chinatown island.

Why do you wanna get cucked?

You would put it in a dog.

I'm here.
Now what?

Environmentalism is basically the state religion. If that bothers you then you wont like it. If it doesn't then you'll be fine.

I found it impossible to break into Kiwi social circles until I started volunteering, then I was pretty quickly accepted. I've heard they are much more welcoming of Yanks and Brits lately because the Chinese influx has shown them how much worse it gets than ignorant burgers and drunk lads.

no thanks pal

Wellington seems super comfy

Yes it is