Where do I get 10k from to trade with ?

Where do I get 10k from to trade with ?
>inb4 work

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work

FUCK OFF NORMIE WAGEKEK

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suck 500 dicks at $20 a dick

donate sperm kek

If you're good looking 50 dicks at 200$

Donate plasma, temp work, kneepads.

How about something which doesn't involve my mouth or dick ?

Come back to us

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IM NEVER COMING BACK STEVE
YOU HEAR ME GO DIE IN A HOLE

You’ll be back user, and remember Jose? He is no longer janitor, you’ll be cleaning the restrooms forever

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use 5k and 2x that, duh you idiot.

>where do get 5k?

use 1k and 5x that, duh you idiot

>where do get 1k?

use 500 and 2x that, duh you idiot

>t. started with ~700 and went to 10k

Suck a million dicks for a penny each

You guys seem to be obsessed with dicks
closet homosexuals

And you must be new here
New plan, go halvies with your girlfriend and then you only have to suck 500,000 dicks each. Your gf is a pro at that I'm sure she'll be done before you've gotten to your 5th one

>go halvies with your girlfriend
Ah ye my lovely gf which totally exists ha ha ...

Welp, I tried to project the best onto you user. Looks like you're SOL, looks like it has to be you and a million cocks

Oh, I got this one. It's easy user. You simply start with whatever you have and trade that until you have 10k. Then keep trading. Viola.
t. started with $2500 in September

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you're quite picky for a poor man

>you simply start trading months before the biggest crypto bubble popped

that's a great advice, OP could also invest in AMZN 23 years ago

Everyone is an expert when everything's going up. Show graph from January to now

Yep, trading in a bear market is, um, challenging. Here's the thing, I didn't really start making money until the bear market started in January but my graph is misleading. I know, I know, LARP. I have a Nexus 9 where I keep my 'folio and it took a shit so I had to remove the encryption, then reinstall everything. When you remove encryption, it wipes itself. So I lost my blockfolio history. Now for some reason my graph never works at all. I just deal with it. I'll post what I have though since I used to takes screenshots periodically. Pic is the last one before tablet shat.
What I'm saying is if you're smart and you take this stuff seriously, you can make it in this market or any other. Good luck anons.

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get a job you clown ass millenial

What was your strategy user

This is what my graphs look like now and it's flat fucking wrong. 3 months ago, I had nowhere near 20 bitcoins.
I'm on a dozen exchanges and I hunt for super low dips 15 hours a day. I'm that dedicated cuz I'm tired of being poor.

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Airdrops on bitcointalk

The sad thing - you have to work for it. I worked for 6.5 years before I could make decent money from crypto

sell weed or mdma or something. if you have $400 to invest into weed or mdma now you can grow it to 10k after buying like 6 times. diligently hoard your profits don't waste them.

>I'm on a dozen exchanges and I hunt for super low dips 15 hours a day. I'm that dedicated cuz I'm tired of being poor.
So wait what you do is wait for coins to dip for no reason and than buy them because they will go back up?

Nigger, you could have turned $20 into $1000 in the course of a few days just following pajeet pump-and-dumps on Jow Forums a week ago. COLX alone has 4x'd and it's a subpenny stock.

Even this market has winners. You're just too big of a faggot to bother.

Put 10000 sharpies into your pooper.

Go look for airdrops on Bitcointalk

Started with $500 and got to 28k during the peak of the last bull run and currently at 43k thanks to some swings hoping for to hit 250k+ soon. Just gotta get lucky sometimes m8 that's all it boiled down to for me

The pattern I look for isn't arbitrary and the concomitant dips happen for a very specific reason. I have a strong deductive thesis based on said pattern that very well may be technically wrong yet has a high probability of predicting a bounce. Sorry but not telling it though. It took a lot of chart watching and long hours of study to identify said pattern. Just know what's possible if you work hard enough.

Enter in a bull market

Wait for relative to die
Inherit

Ask your mom. I'm an 18 year old NEET and my mommy gave me 25k USD to mess around with crypto and stocks. I'm all in OMG with that money. Hopefully I'll never have to work in my life, even if I fail I can just live at home forever with no expenses and have plenty of spending money for games and toys.

>being all in on a whitepaper vaporware shitcoin with fake hype propping its price
Some people deserve not to make it.

Let me guess, you're all on on LINK.