How would you like your eggs, Jow Forums?

How would you like your eggs, Jow Forums?

Attached: eggs_l3.jpg (600x448, 17K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=J1Rd7zrvW7k
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Fried

I like mine with a hug

3 egg whites, one yolk, scrambled

I like to buy them from Tenga

Scrambled but let me do it because you'll just ruin it

poached please

hairy and BLACK

Scrambled

freshly cooked rice + soy sauce + slice green onions + sesame oil/butter + raw egg
in everyday morning

ALL of them

Hard boiled.

Dashimaki-Tamago

Attached: だし巻き卵.png (731x474, 685K)

>How would you like your eggs, Jow Forums?
healthy

Attached: 15285482775.png (656x755, 39K)

Fertilize them with my semen.

sunny side up
youtube.com/watch?v=J1Rd7zrvW7k

ayyy

soft boiled or if fried I want runny yolk

Egg sandwich in a ziplloc

Sunny side up

cringe

Fertilized with the seed of a black bull

Attached: A140013B-1596-4415-8311-881E788D4DE8.jpg (356x240, 20K)

Omurice

Sucked

Sunny side up my slant eyed nigga.

Attached: hqdefault (1).jpg (480x360, 17K)

7min steamed + mustard

>take the best part out of two of my eggs

Attached: 1530338831908.jpg (458x418, 25K)

In your mouth

Anally.

Two eggs on top of hot ajica or ratatoille. With some worchestershire sauce and tabasco.

We don't steam eggs in America to my knowledge. Do these come out like poached eggs, I would guess? Sounds good with mustard.

like omelettes

Never been a huge fan of overly yolky eggs

This

Overly yolky would be if you had three yolks and one white. A one to one ratio is how god intended.

I knew this thread was made by a jap, I just knew it.

RAW

Tamagoyaki, soft-boiled, sunny-side up. Might just scramble it with an ungodly amount of butter and cream if I'm feeling like some French degenerate.