Tfw German tourists who strip naked on the beach

>tfw German tourists who strip naked on the beach
>it's always German tourists and most of them are over the age of 50, you seldom ever see any young, attractive women doing it

Attached: mg8948.png (246x184, 83K)

Life is funny in that way, innit.

Wtf is wrong with German boomers

*blocks your path*

Attached: YgPcdWn.jpg (985x481, 199K)

>it's always German tourists and most of them are over the age of 50, you seldom ever see any young, attractive women doing it


t. guy that doesn't leave home in 11 years

>German friend invite me to tag along with his family to the beach
>His mom strips naked Infront of me
>I couldn't think straight that whole day.

I'm pretty sure it's because it's a generational thing from when nudism was popular in the 70s. I don't think younger people are into it as much.

As a kid my family had a lot of reference books on the world at large, there was a ~100 infographic/cultural/ and historical text for every major nation or region. I still recall being horrified when first I read the book covering Germany when I discovered partway through was a full two page image of a german nude beach. 99% of them were old people, and faaaaat, I was at that time reminded of documentaries covering elephant seals as these germs were packed together so tightly, and were bronzed like seals.

It's how boomers display their dominance

Like you Scandis don't take it off every chance you get.

I hear tell Catholic cunts are a little more prude and nudism is mainly a Northern European thing?

Yes that's right. It's not as acceptable in the Mediterranean as it would be in Sweden. Even in Catholic regions of Germany they're not into nudism so much.

That too.

They had naturist clubs in Germany since the early 20th century.

the fuck are you saying? everyone does topless in here

You're actually gay if you wouldn't visit a sauna with your lads

Also if you wear a towel in the sauna you're gay

I think he's differentiating full nudism from topless, which they do on all European beaches.

? Italy practically invented the topless beach. Northern Euros are uptight due to their harsh, joyless Protestantism.

Do you visit sauna naked with your mother, sisters or other female relatives though?

Attached: 1532994116114.jpg (2000x1500, 268K)

That pic is from an Estonian porn site.

It's old people in general
As I think Jerry Seinfeld said "Men's locker rooms are a bunch of uncomfortable guys standing around trying to get out of there as fast as possible... and one old guy letting it all hang out"

That's a little more soft core that letting your aging balls swing around the beach like a pendulum

you can't do nudism in northern europe unless you're on a private resort or appointed beach either. We have the entire Tenerife island which is an almost full nudist tolerated area with an huge swinger area in the south of it.

>you can't do nudism in northern europe
M8 every time I go to the lake people are skinny dipping, it's deeply ingrained in our culture. No cop is gonna arrest you for swimming nude on the beach

wtf why are they doing that ? they have the whole sea