/brit/

>im open
>openness is a good thing

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The moment leftypol realized rorke was right

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get fucked you weird cuck larper, janny is coming to erase this thread

first wank in Ireland complete lads

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BBC repeating the LIE that the Scottish government overspent by £13.5 billion, when if fact it is the WESTMINSTER GOVERNMENT that does this!!

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why do irish people have really small, smooth and round heads? when you shave off their hair, their skull shape is like a mango

Americans are morons.

Limmy is the Scottish Tim Byrne

browsing Jow Forumstrufemcels
feel a lot of sympathy for ugly women

come join the real /brit/, not the one started by this y*nk abomination

those girls are can be pretty funny

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>yankoids come into tourism center
>"HI WE'RE FROM AMERICA AND I'D LIKE TO MAKE IT CLEAR WE DIDN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
fucking HATE mutts. go back to your fucking country.

>Limmy is the Scottish Tim Byrne

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>"HI WE'RE FROM AMERICA AND I'D LIKE TO MAKE IT CLEAR WE DIDN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"

Why do they do this?

got called a fucking negroid while sitting in my car

They're under the foul illusion that anyone gives a shite

They mistakenly believe we will like them more if they make this clear.

does sucking a willy count as losing your virginity? just wondering haha

it comes from a mix of self importance and thinking canada is some liberal safe haven

yeah some of them seem like alri lasses. Wonder if I would shag any of them

have you actually gotten any cash yet

because canadians are absolutely obsessed with trump

this like, what am I going to do? treat them differential based on who they voted for? fucking delusional mongrels.

You can't smell them.

Unironically Wish I was born as a bird

>tfw yanks act as if they can just waltz into Canada if they don't like the US

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tv licensing people just knocked on my door
just look at them and closed door on their face
scumbags

mad lad

lads is this true???
if you put ice on your willy make you go flaccid?

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oh no they might send me some threatening letters

will it make*

here's one

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try it and find out you cretin.

*invades ur opium*

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stop

not sure
if i need to lose a boner quickly i tense or squeeze my thighs, makes the blood rush there

How long were they sending you letters before actually showing up?

baffled by the webm you selected for that greentext desu

woah

*calls you a nigger*

Take heed, bigots

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missing those days I called myself a guitar kid and I believed Nirvana made the best music ever

how can you not be aware of this basic shit?

Netflix are n*gger cattle herders. They pump normies full of soft core blacked content 24/7.

Leftypol and Rorke don’t realise the two factions are supposed to work in perfect tandem and balance. They see politics as a war, they fail to see how the other group keeps them grounded. Rather than work together for the interests of the nation they’re more interested in political point scoring. Democracy has become petty tribalism.

NEED an ex fat lass with low self esteem

dabbing on the yanks

Back from toil lads

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send em back to africa. anyone else with me?

no one likes you doug you fat scottish piece of poo

Jew
Racially ambiguous art hoe
French

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Whats your excuse?

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let's give niggers free money

i don't always have access to ice
i always have access to my hands

I'm mixed race you nigger

going to get drunk and text my mates gf some very regrettable stuff
see you on the other side.

Is that Harvey Price the Mad-Faced Mongrel and his whore mother?

I eat a proper diet and exercise regularly. that's my excuse for not being a bloater

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1032659364249784320

godspeed

months
either don't answer the door or ask them who they are and then close the door when they say tv licensing
don't say anything else
theyve been several times and each time I just close the door and they send me more letters (in someone else's name, because they don't have my name)

fuck this orange racist shitlord

so you've never noticed the fact that your willy shrinks if it gets cold?

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I'm fatter than him. fat cunts rise up

HOLY SHIT LADS
HE SENT THE VIDEO

is he owning the libs?

yeah but shrinkage is different to losing an erection

t. neolib retard

How? I’ve been basically stationary for the last 2 years and I’m not not even half his size

who's your favourite simpsons characeter?
think mines principal skinner

so they just awkwardly turn everything around?

>implying the 7.5/10 on the left would be an incel
lmao

>believing things you read in /brit/
hello literal child

You lot had better be takin notes

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thoughts?

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have only had sex with women 6 foot or above
maybe im bent or something

weird how race relations massively decreased under his reign though

I miss Obama so much
Best president we ever had

New favourite subreddit
reddit.com/r/Incelselfies/

literally a good thing, bringing the US closer to the race war for which whites will win, Obama knows at heart whites can only save America

Do any languages have swear words as good as English?

When I say good, I mean words that don’t finish with a vowel sound. Harsh sounding. Most Slavic and Romance swear words don’t really sound that harsh, they don’t sound “satisfying”

>implying the 3/10 in the middle would be

/brit/ is now the brother general of the Jow Forumstrufemcels subreddit

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I'm a skeletor, if suddenly start eating the men's daily recommended intake (2500 calories) with no exercise, what will happen?

Will I have a normal body, arms and legs?

make webm and post

don't even know if I'm allowed to post this.

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no

fuck off scum