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>1 beautiful language
>2 lets you interact with tons of other french speaking people
>3 beautiful language

The French language is a cancer on this planet that must be eradicated.

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based and harampilled

>Unironnicaly one of the main diplomatic language
I don't plan a career in diplomacy or politics

>francophone culture
I'm quite sure I'm not missing out on anything. Sure it would be nice to be able to read French literary in original language, but even then Russian and Germany come first.

>economic language
Not studying for something where I'd need to suck corporate dick, so doesn't apply to me.

this

sorry but i'm human

>Russian comes first
You have to go back.

>Russia and Germany
You said you know nothing of it, yet already judge it with contempt.
Also it's not limited to only litterature

no one really advocates for that, I mean, really, German would be better

why? French posters will still be rude, and theres no french people where I live

C'est vrai.
Les humains ne devraient pas parler la langue des dieux.

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there are some french people a few thousand miles away (of course they speak english half the time! )

Back to where? Surely I wouldn't say I'd rather learn Russian than France if I was Russian and thus could already speak and read it.

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To Russia where you belong.

>not limited to only literature
this is true, one cannot fully enjoy the humor in films such as asterix & obelix, taxi, bienvenue chez les ch'tis and rien à declarer merely using subtitles
also bless my french teachers in high school for letting us watch these, as well as more serious films like le scaphandre et le papillon

Already did. I've even visited France last month desu. Parisians being rude is an exaggerated meme

I really love François Truffauts Les Quatre Cents Coups, but name two good French movies made in the 2000's that aren't just edgy 4h movies where people just smoke cigarettes and have sex.

Nothing interesting has come out of France in ages.

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>two good french movies
Intouchables
Entre les murs

>French
>beautiful

Spelling is a mess because 75% of the letters aren't even pronounced. How could anyone call that beautiful?

>Spelling is a mess
>English Speaker
Look, french spelling is autism but at the very least they are consistent with it. "Eaux," or whatever digraph you want to use as an example, will have the same pronunciation wherever it shows up.
On the other hand, there is no excuse for try and entry to have a different pronunciations.

Id add De battre mon coeur s'est arrêté and Des hommes et des Dieux too for 2 other choices

Would rather learn middle english

Langue des négres/beurs*

>qu'est-ce que c'est

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YOU KNOW I WAS FUCKING READY TO LEARN IT MACRON UNTIL YOU DECIDED TO TAKE AN ARAB COCK UP YOUR ASS AND RUIN MY LOVE FOR IT

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>Qu'est-ce ?

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>Spelling is a mess
Lad, English is just butchered French.

>just edgy 4h movies where people just smoke cigarettes and have sex.
What ? Do think the world is as the memes say it is

Nein

>what is this that it is ?
What's wrong ?

No, I already tried once.

Do you think the world is as the memes say it is ?*

I really want to try reading in another language, and while the French tradition is vast, I;m not interested in most of it.

no, it's practically italian in a retard version

I can't roll my R's so I just kind of gave up and started learning Italian.

That shit just doesn't sell anymore. You French should upgrade your cinema from middle aged men filmin lolies and fretting over life.

Based

Oh so you do ? Seriously you're underage, because otherwise theres no hope left for you.

Best ally eternal

Do you like Amélie?

English has nothing to do with French other than a partially shared vocabulary.

J'étudie le français depuis des mois dans l'espoir de l'apprendre votre Majesté, dieu-roi et l'empereur de tous ces francophones !

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>ywn be french

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Feels great to not be French.

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Actually not my cup of tea, but I see why other enjoy it.

Come on, stop lying to yourself, we know you love us

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omelette du fromage

Herb.
Aluminium.

et oui oui croissant to you too mate.

I’m learning it as we speak actually. I’m having a lot of fun with it.

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It is useful to understand when fr*Nchoids are mocking or insulting you (which is all the time btw) so you know it is time to teach them a lesson

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Well said fellow WHITE person

Je vais et je viens, entre tes reins.

Je........Je t'aime..........bien