Tfw my mom is rich (15+ million net worth) and i'm an only child

>tfw my mom is rich (15+ million net worth) and i'm an only child
>tfw she bought me a 600k apartment when i turned 18 and gave me 500k to invest
>tfw bought into bitcoin in 2012
how mad does this make late adopters?

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2/10 larp too obvious

I obviously didn't put all 500k into bitcoin, but a healthy amount. Are you that poor that this is a larp to you? Are you jealous of my good boy point score?

and still ended up on 4Chink

Lmaod

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You did well op, not jealous or anything. I will be always a poor manlet because I am 2 stupid for this shit. Hope you enjoy ur life :)

if this is true, then i feel sad for you.
having nothing better to do than wanting to brag.
kek

What's your net worth?

why be mad user? a lunatic like you will lose it all

So your mom married into a wealthy family and lured your dad to spawn you so that 18 years later you could buy drugs online using ponzi money, gotcha

Thanks. I hope crypto helps you make it too. There's still lots of money to be made in crypto IMO.

Low 8 figures

Buttblasted.

I bet you made mommy proud with your investment
This board isn't about resentment, no crab mentality
We all still have chance to /make it/ if we are diligent

classic larp
tits or gtfo right?
post any proof with timestamp faggot

Nice work mate.

Def a lot of butthurt nons, wish I had the opportunity you had.

Congrats on being set for life- srsly

>how mad does this make late adopters?
It makes me happy that someone is so low in their life that they have to larp about being rich. I was having a shit day until this, thanks OP

Only newfags would be mad because Jow Forums is about making money, not having money.
Congrats user, but this thread if functionally useless to Jow Forums as it doesn't help make anyone any money.
Fuck off back to your blog or to reddit.
Or shut the fuck up and lurk more.

More like

>tfw my mom is poor (-150k net worth) and i'm an only child (other child is black kid from „dad“)
>tfw she bought me bedbugs when i turned 18 and gave me debt
>tfw bought into bitcoin in 2012 but lost it in Mt gox

>tfw your mom is a jew
>tfw this makes you a jew
>tfw this is your future

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This Baka desu senpai

get the barmitvah faggot oven dodger and show him how much a fire costs to burn him alive (free)

no proof no care

timestamped pic inside apartment with moms networth written on her titties

MAMMY GIVE ME 1 MILLION FOR BITCOIN MAMMY I DREW SOME LINES ON THE GRAPH

Hey OP I am a total poorfag, could you help a brother out and send a little BTC or ETH my way?

This, uniroincally.

OP you'll also have to show us spreading her legs as well so we can specifically where you entered the world. Will be good for education. Do you still have your Mother's divorce papers?

Lots of butthurt by 30 yo boomers itt.

Smart

Did mommy let you borrow her phone to post, too?

is she single?