Can a femanon repeat the following in a caring voice please.
"wagie.... wagie.... time to get up. *giggles* no you can't stay in this warm bed with me, you've got to see shekelberg he needs his new yacht you know. Oh and I want a phone, so you might have to put in some overtime. *giggles* See ya"
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vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
twitter.com
i support this
based wagie bully
based pakibro
bump
cringe and bluepilled, neets will be sent to the gulag
bump
please
I got shit on in college for saying I didn't have a job. Fuck wagies
how do you pronounce wagie?
is it wage-y, like bi-monthly payment for a job?
wag, like a dog wags its tail?
imagine having this much trouble with your own language
wag-ee because they're fukin dogs
the first, wage-y
uejđi
CHI
Wedgie
*STEP* *STEP*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES"
*buuuuuuurp* "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIE!!! TIME TO WOOOOOOOOORK"
no grrls on the internet
no grrls for us
łejdzi
Femanons please help a NEET out
vocaroo.com
You do realise it's from the word wage right?
Here you are
Based, now get off my board
kek, perfect
brilliant.org
deserving of an oscar
post feet
:))) awww thank you
i want fuck
Based
fuckin BASED
now please be my gf
>dumb fucking cunt cant even give a (you) properly
i don't like you anymore
cute
You should NOT do porn. The lack of motivation will ruin it for everyone.
send bob and vagene
cute voice
Need more female anons to join in.
This in heavily french-accented femanon please? I want to make it as my alarm tone.
:)))) thank you so much everyone!! I'm so embarrassed
special (You) for you
anyway I'm blushing too much, so I'll do what OP says and leave now :3 bye bye!
NO YOU HAVE TO BE MY GF
why are you being so gay? you're on Jow Forums
be this guy's gf NOW
end your life
Spot on user, good job!
>American education
Based
she's probably an immigrant.
God damn that's a beautiful laugh
Ugh.....CRINGE
/ˈweJd͡ʒiː/
oof so this is what orbiters look like
Wholesome
its really alarming to witness this behaviour
t. wagies on a daily 10 minute break
wow I thought only the Swedish general had girls
Imagine the kind of life stacies must live if random roasties get this much attention for something as simple as opening their mouths.
Listened to the Vocaroo a few dozen times and analyzed the posts, it's definitely an Asian.
Not even gonna give a (You) to the probably yurifag tumblr posting dildo collector american bitch girl
>NEET loses his mind at the slightest female attention
go figure
well, most normies aren't desperate autismo incels, so there's that...
you mean a male asian ...?
spot on.
kek, they are, they just have things the roast wants, money and looks
>woman posts in the thread
>every cuckold trips over his own shoes trying to reply to her
when will the madness end?
Wagies btfo
ye
pathetic
I love you
>when will the madness end?
Never. That's the male libido for you
Leave you incel.
whats the difference between an incel and a cuck
an incel still has his balls
Does it matter?
LONDON
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you're either a poof or a morbidly obese chintoiq girl, I could tell.
>vocaroo.com
show tits pls
cuckcels
give me some tits ya nong
t. roastoid
fuck me this board is beyond pathetic
all of Jow Forums is, as much as we like to deny it there is a deeply ingrained female worship in image board culture, it stems from all the the spergs who can't stop posting hentai and instawhores it especially rampant in Jow Forums generals.
stay seething normalfags
don't you have a job to be at? toilberg won't be happy if you're late... and you're already on thin ice after calling in sick čast week
Tits or GTFO, I can also imitate a female voice you tranny!
>people taking this shit serioua when the vocaroo thread ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS has at least 1 girl
this is what 2013-2014 Jow Forums looked like
please!
based. try listening to some asmr. maybe search for wake up asmr or girlfriend asmr my paki bro
luigi
absolute state of NEETs
>Based, now get off my board
based and repilled
i love yuo
Sounds like a Stacy
How many of you wagiecucks are going to set this up as your alarm
Kys
I definitely am.
im also a girl too
gib (You)s
wow wtf BE MY GF PLEAAAAAAAAAAAASE
t. Jow Forumscel
t.copecel
>This thread
You don't even know what she looks like, whether she is taken or if she has anything in common with you. Get out and experience the real world, you bunch of potential ISIS recruits.