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>4mb for a poo

Went to a boys school full of normoids. Generally got on well with most of the normoids but a lot of them called me gay for some reason

Why did they? We all had the same uniform, I didnt act camp or anything (had a few muslim friends and they would've picked up on it). Really confuses me to this day

>had a few muslim friends
Alri 'sheed

king kongs big toe

you're healthy

rubbed my balls on a parcel going to kylie jenner's assistant today

gay = school code for ugly/loser
most of the lads are school had loads of gay banter but you didn't call each other gay that was reserved for the weirdos. If you were actually gay theyw ould call you a fudge packer or a bum bandit shit like that

utah has the most english americans in the USA

Question: How do I make my bookmarks available offline?

You're gay

gay post this one

i am good looking you twat thats the only reason the normies got on well with me

It's full of mormons

Watching CandyReign on MFC right now.

Shadow

4mb of goodness

Thanks, I'm proud of it

Thought so

mormons are based

lmao nice cope maggot
why are you here

at a top 5 uni and genuinely dont know how to pronounce 'pseudo'

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sue-dough
now fuck off humble bragger

*fires up the incest porn*

Lads say a girl lives with her family + siblings and bf
one day she brings a male "friend" over, how would her family perceive this?

*Woman throws a drink in my face but I swallow it all perfectly*

sue-dough

will never have children

he'd better be as bent as a u turn

Russian?

Wait I mean she doesn't live with her bf, she has a bf****

will never even have a gf

proud graduate of woxbridge

just popped to the bank.

playing jedi knight: jedi academy

Could be going out tonight but I’m in the process of cutting myself off from everyone

you're a cuck

ta x

Gonna have a BBQ in the bathroom then fall asleep, lads. Ta-rah.

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proud graduate of noxbridge (notts, oxford and cambridge)

how am I the cuck you cretin, I am not the bf in this scenario, would the family realise she's cheating?

not very proud graduate of the open university

don't think anyone takes my degree seriously

give your head a wobble you imbecile

good movie
thank you for supporting the australian film industry

What's your job?

* preorders fifa 19 then complains when it's shit*

played wow until 4 30 last night.

woke up at 9 00

not even tired desu

making a rasher sandwich
not sure to go for a blt or just put relish in it

burger king is always peng but always causes havoc on my bowels

wonder what the deano console experience is like

>fifa comes out, buy it, spend £1000 on fifa ultimate team coins
>play it for a few months, get bored

>CoD comes out later in the year
>play it, get to 100th prestige or whatever it is now

rinse and repeat every year

it just tastes like mcdonalds with less tasty goodness in the fat /salt /sugar

i only play career mode on that. still annoys me.

You know the Pokémon Sudowoodo? It’s called that because Sudo is pronounced like pseudo. Pseudowoodo.

Fiona Dagger - Daughter Punished By Father For Using Parent's Credit Card Without Permission

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't hate shinji

What is your problem with Deano?

u a poof?

okay well you're dumb

Nah

literally no updates for career mode, it's stupid

nice argument spastic

not got a problem with deano, just analyzing his behaviours

deano plays fortnite now lad

ME TINY WILLY'S BEEN ROASTED SO MUCH I'VE GOT A BLOODY BBQ IN ME PANTS

your post wasn't an argument it was an arbitrary dumb opinion

brit/pol/ is making fun of us again

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honestly thought fifa 17 was better than fifa 18 and 19 is the same as 18 so shall not be buying

why are you so insecure

yeah gets boring after 2 seasons.

has wackiness gone too far?
read my column in this week's financial times

Then leave Deano alone.

this is now a lewis grabban thread

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Lads, sex.

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what league does notts forest play?

Why is antipodean politics so unstable cobber
Can’t imagine there would be that much controversy over the national VB budget or the kangaroo olympics

deano's son plays fortnite

>I rate Mane

From Eva? I didn't hate him.

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peng

Stop trying to create thread drama you odious little toad. I'd roundhouse kick you and any of your relatives if you ever even glanced in my direction you hideous little virgin freak

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the gf

yeh mate not sure if you noticed but none of us give a fuck

that you?

dont like people who insult me for having a different opinion

Sticking with the fifa theme I had him on my villa season and he was my top scorer. Tried to sign him after his loan expired but he didn’t want to come back to me :(

Fuck Lewis Grabban.

any fissured tongue man in

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