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Whiskey

.io domains are too expensive
they're 39 US pounds while .com or .co.uk are about $10

Need a reply to the cute girl (with a bf) asking me how to use the darknet for drugs

Do I invite myself over to hers and shag her , is she invitimg me Im confused

Stop hacking us
Stop poisoning us

doing a massive fart poo on the toiling premises

both mixed together with a line of sniff

we call it the preston powerhouse

hat hat hat hat
it's because .io has become a meme. slither.io and such. as well as the laws where it is hosted

yes I'll have a glass of water and the vegan burger please

jagerbombs

is paris actually as much of a shithole as people say

*performs the Imperial Victory Dance*

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No it's worse

Went and had a great time. Lovely city wish I could live there but I don't speak French and everything is stupidly expensive

Been watching a lot of Gossip Girl recently and finding myself increasingly disgusted at the moral depravity of the female characters. Worst thing is that young women in our very own society idolise these fictional figures

no, paris is peng

he probably wants someone to blame if he gets caught
he made my gf do it

Paris is fucking great I cannot believe all the dickheads on Jow Forums chatting shit saying its a shithole holding me back all this time

Just dont go at the peak tourist season and you're grand

>Been watching a lot of Gossip Girl recently

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what film is this from?
imagine being a chinese farmer and hearing this being performed in your town. Would've shit myself frankly

Not sure whether to hat or limp wrist you for watching it in the first place.

>Been watching a lot of Gossip Girl recently
Why would you do that?

mo salah la la la la la la la la la la

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guess where this image was taken

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My preferred pronoun is "My nigga"

well im back but unfortunately there was no qt gf waiting to sing with me
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Looks like Tokyo

Literally anywhere in the US

man drives into barrior = all days rolling news live from the perimeter line
3 people shot outside station = brief reference towards the end of the 10pm news

Do you westerners ever get used to living alongside niggers or is it something you learn to live with ?

Just trying to understand the female mindset desu

is that mbappe?

like every western city, it's great as long as you avoid the bad parts

you'd think so huh? yeah you think america is a shithole right? well actually, that's paris!

am a nigger

tyne wear metro

Film is City of Life and Death. It's Chinese so take it with a pinch of salt.

London is better

Nobody lives alongside them, they live in shitty segregated areas. There's minimal interaction.

swear those trains are a million years old

alright lad. If you think it's paris, tell me which line is this. If it is indeed in Paris, it should not be hard to find

They're good lads

IF HE SCORES ANOTHER FEW I'LL BE A MUSLIM TOO

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ah yes it shouldn't be hard to find, the paris metro is tiny!
retard. reverse search the image if you doubt it

listening to lamp

went all out and told the date I'm a footbro, see where this goes

never even think about how they're black
have a few black friends actually now that I think about it
is it a common thing for euros to be uncomfortable around black people?

holy fickng peng WOewwwwwwww

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woof haha

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listening to lil skies

which line. There ar 15ish métro lines. Tell me which one it is

might a box of nos cannisters from a random dealer on gumtree
wish you could still get it in the shop

Confess.

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only raging mongs such as can be found on this website

kek no

shut up

hmm yes let me just spend an hour picking apart this map to find out

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right wing retards advocated for free markets and then has a fit when private companies ban mongs spewing their racist shite on their platforms ahahaa

>random dealer
you mean a caterer?

Bought mine from ebay years ago as one of my first debit card purchase. Still got one as a memento haha

exposed 90% of my coworkers as closeted homosexuals, now HR wants to have a chat with me (they are probably gay as well)

Never relax around blacks, don't trust them to not suddenly attack me

this french poster is a right gay cunt

haha yeah..
one sec
*climbs out the bathroom window*

nrk.no/urix/britene-frykter-saedmangel-som-folge-av-brexit-1.14179664
>Britons fear sperm deficiency as a result of brexit

I can send some, no brit should go hungry

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Blonde is PENG

>lefties: hahaha they're a private company they can ban you if they want!! it's their company!!
>also lefties: wtf!! why won't that small business make a penis cake for a gay wedding?!? arrest them!!!

yeah haha, the adverts are quite humorous
only want one box though

Wtf I love Brexit now

you'll burn through one box in minutes

blonde milf rims black asshole

that's why you should say no to private property and yes to based Maoism

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link?

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What's m'boko and beto doing there amongst the chinkies?

no i won't
24 is enough for a night for just me,

it's the braindead club

dropped my gay card in town today was a bit embarrassing

diet pop addiction is getting out of hand

where's 190

fuck off lickidicky you pathetic twat

>diet pop

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it's the high IQ club

Upgrade your life
Get a Latin wife

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soon as the rain dries up a big fucking rainbow pops up in the sky, imagine my shock

frankly sick and tired of the gay agenda being pushed on me from all angles

Put your fucking trip back on dickhead

Haven’t had a proper meal all day just random bits of uncooked meat from the fridge

>kid a
nice

the government should refund everyone effected by scams