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remember when girls would go 'ummmmmm im telling on you'

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xanax is stuck in my throat

Anyone else just lying in bed like a total fucking waster?

women should be sterilised

yeah same as everyday for the past year ahhaa

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me

not even bothered to get dressed yet

bluepilled

redpilled

not sure what this webm is but enjoy xx

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listening to cardi b

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ever noticed how thick bleach feels like pussy juice

mboko

And Chewy, I'm some hot nigga
Like I talk to Shyste when I shot niggas
Like you seen em twirl then he drop, nigga
And we keep them 9 milli's on my block, nigga

And Monte keep it on him, he done dropped niggas
And Trigger he be wilding, he some hot nigga
Tones known to get busy with them Glocks, nigga
Try to run down and you can catch a shot, nigga
Running through these checks till' I pass out
Your shawty gave me neck 'til I pass out
I swear to God, all I do is cash out
And if you ain't a ho, GET UP OUT MY TRAPHOUSEEE

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Just went to get a haircut but turned out my appointment was for NEXT WEEK
Fucking going senile lads

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mboko is not here today, only your friendly Ngembe

my brother and sister hide that they're smokers and have tattoos from our parents even though they're in their mid 20s

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i am a virgin

no need to be nasty x

clearing out the deadwood on my phone and my god there are so many shit touhou remixes on here
what the fuck was i thinking

half of these are excruciating to listen to. it's not that they're physically painful, but it's like if a song was entirely chorus. it's monotony in musical form. they aren't even good choruses. they don't go anywhere, can't believe i ever used this as the backing track to daydreams, i couldn't imagine it being used as the backing track to being trapped in a lift.

*vroom*

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alri fellas what time we drinking

a bigger question is why are Jow Forums types obsessed with black men fucking "their" women

>average /brit/ poster that tries out mma

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cringe

average /brit/ poster (in 10 years)

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Black men. White women. This is the darkness of the Age.

Anyone up for a quick match o' War Thunder?

I'm well below average

Imagine being such a poncey boy you go somewhere you have to book your haircut

>i get better looking
mint

Ooh lah-dee-dah I'm so poncey!

Where does cum even come from? I've never swallowed any

i'm unironically a mega ponce. good job I live in a comfy village and never have to leave.

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already hate this stupid teenager sweater I bought

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mate just get out of the 'set

gay paedo

my forehead is nearly that big

poochester shitty

bizarre post

This is my ideology.

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>THE SHITTY OF MANCHESTER

dont know what came over me

>he thinks troll spam reflects the genuine interests of the community it targets
you're literally too stupid to browse Jow Forums
let that one sink in

colchester

why does poleaboo dress like a little girl

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Yeah that's what #metoo is essentially. Same line of thought.

Ped Fraudiolel will be going absolutely MENTAL right now

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who the fuck cares?

girls with fat arses are always coal burners

same but if ever there was a good time to be a ponce is the era we live in now think I would’ve been battered at least a hundred times if I grew up in the 70s

cared enough to reply :)

>those lips
IMAGINE them wrapped around your soft willy!!!!

...

might just open the browser later and look for queefing

called two girls sluts in primary school and they ratted me out
ended up getting my parents called in because they wrote a letter home but I threw it in the bin and never got it signed

oooh touched a nerve

open borders NOW

is that a town in china?

open borders=open closets

that's why racists are so scared

So many fit 14yo girls about it drives me mad

let's open them for Israel first

THE SHITTY OF SHISHITSTER

user, that's not normal

sometimes feel like im trapped in a submarine and /brit/ is the only channel i have to the outside world. let me out haha! i need fresh air

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any state of Leicester man in

Israel is the last sancatuary of Jewish people it doesnt need nor should it have open borders

sensibly chuckling

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Watched the Netflix docu on the dawn of the Nazi party. Just a group of men around an obscure antisemitic writer named Eckhart who met in a tavern until a man with charism showed up to carry their ideas. The name of that man? Adolph Hitler.

i fight. i'm a fighter

me eating spicy food lol

>my nintendo swiiiiiiiiitch

worried about stopping being alive one day

Doing a side by side

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a lot of the nightcore music i had is disturbingly sexual and this had never occurred to me before
think i just liked the tune and the speed.

read about the research of dr ian stevenson
reincarnation innit

me eating my spicy nintendo switch

’’’’’’

>dogfartnetwork

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did you see alex jones watching transgender porn?

>Hi buddy! Welcome to the neighbourhood! I'm Paul, this is my beautiful wife Helen and these are my wonderful children, Daniel and Ellen. Nice to meet you!

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>social media giants all agree to purge Alex from the Internet and assassinate his character
>time comes and plan goes along smoothly
>stage one complete: Alex is thrown off social media sites
>stage one is a go: tranny porn inbound

Nothing new here, just the Left doing what they do best, completely framing and destroying the character of someone they don't approve of.

Girls in Tatu were fit as a fiddle when they were 14

Watched the Netflix docu on the dawn of the Virgin freak party. Just a group of men around an obscure antisemitic writer named tismomick who met in a tavern until a man with charisma showed up to carry their ideas. The name of that man? 190cm.

back in my village men like you would be burnt alive in the cave of Klembe, the god of virgin freaks