I gave my brother a ride to the airport and he said he would get me a nice souvenir as thanks from the US...

I gave my brother a ride to the airport and he said he would get me a nice souvenir as thanks from the US. What is a good souvenir from there?

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Mount Rushmore

What part of the U.S. is he going to?

MAGA hat

guns

AIDS

south of Georgia

Black buck

so florida?

Yeah

something very racist

psilocybe cubensis mushrooms grow there in the wild

Fuck you guys, it’s not that bad over here.

srs answers pls guys

Ask for some local barbecue sauce and a bottle of small batch southern bourbon.

a potted poison ivy plant

dont think youd get that through the airport

what about spray canned cheese then?

super AIDS

A ar-15. If he can’t manage that. A taco.

A Winchester rifle

Rebel flag

Get peanut brittle from Plains.

buy a scalp from the indians

Can you somehow get a tomahawk through the airport?

Hershey's """chocolate"""

A mexican

Basketball jersey, Dwyane Wade - Miami Heat since he'll be in Florida

Pic related

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Just be grateful if he gets back without being shot

Gun wounds.

An American football, seriously it's so fun to learn how to throw them play catch.

I think so, just don't put it in the hand luggage