invited:people from the mediterranean
/meds/ - mediterranean
fuck france
Ah.
It feels just like home.
fuck turkey
fuck montenoggs
fuckers be nice or i beat your asses
Is Jordan med?
Sure
do you have olive oil?
Are araps welcome? I welcome /med/ as a spinoff/rare general that includes people who don't necessarily have much in common
yes
We consume olive oil on a daily basis
arabs are welcome, turks on the other hand...
Might as well scratch the whole balkans then
My gf is from Mallorca can I come in as a med by alliance?
Im French Canadian and not a filthy anglo if it helps (France is med right?)
What med country has the best beaches?
post brown girls now
turkey
Med what?
We are european christians, they are crazy muslims.
There isn't a "med" thing.
scratch only albania and bosnia
We aren't shared by race or region (Even though both of them are Abrahamic religion) but we share history, some culture, and Olive oil
My ancestors :)
Roman blood flows through my veins
Your oil game is lacking, though
is Norway mediterranean?
No. Somalians are not mediterraneans. Oliveoilmasterace reporting in. Also I wish I could get a ME qt.
Well yeah it's hard when majority of your land is desert tho
What about Italian lads
did she count?
Ikibey...
How are you doing, my fellow Romans?
Ah I just noticed the fishnets!
>holy
>roman
>empire
Salam
Hello frens
>mfw according to map we're not considered Meds
hello love
Weeeell do you touch the med?
neither does Galiza and they're considered Meds
I'm inviting you but you have to be nice
You're honorary.
if you don't have bidets you are not med
Hello qt
shithole region
unbased and bluepilled
wh*teoids in denial
What are we waiting to invade Germs and make them pay for WWII, dear friends?
While I can't be of help, I do wish for reparations in qt German slaves.
Actual med countries. Med is not just a geographic term. It is a cultural and ethnic one. Sandn*ggers are not Med
>qt German slaves
race traitor
I don't wanna be rude
But fuck off you may be brown but you're not med
this tbqh
Who here has the real deal, the aquiline mediterranean nose
>he doesn't want qt slaves to play with
Disappointing.
I am Spen.
Based
We are already mon ami.
Ich liebe mein fuhrer und ein schwanzwurst hans
kys wh*toid
fr*nce always betrayed their brown brothers
who are you to say that they are not med
A butthurt greek whose country can't even produce more olive oil than your south american country
>lumps the people who are responsible for rome in with inbred, goatfucking, smelly sandniggers from north africa
hello neopolitan
Porque no me comes los huevos por debajo puto holandes.
the people responsible for Egypt and Babylon will always be infinitely superior to you disgusting mutts
moor
I am Castilian so I consider myself continental
All praise our real god the Olive Oil
you guys talk about olive oil but I bet you buy your olive oil fucking pussies.I have never tasted store bought olive oil because I actually have olives bitches.
>tfw the larping stops and reality hits
We got a big one in the garden that is worth like 3/4 ones
My family gets it from a producer, black market style
We don't care about our own olives.
What type of Olives do you eat?
I unironically like the cheapest black olives from Spain the most
And dislike kalamata olives
green ones with stuffed peppers in them
Post MED BVLLS pls.
That's a germanic stud, not med looking.
i'm a MED BVLL descendent accomplishing my mission in south america to make it SOVTH AMERICA
all men looks feminine in comparison thought
...
What a hyper square jaw, the literal living incarnation of every letter in MED BVLL
looks like blazkovich but is far from med looking
>The norwegian man is out for 6 months because he works in an oil platform in the middle of the ocean (among other men)
>Meanwhile, his wife is bored. She is bored of hiking the same mountains and all the men around her are boorish autists
>One day, a stranger comes into town. He is a dark handsome man with a daring and passionate look in his eyes
>He notices lonely Bertha staring at dead trees covered by snow
>The charming man aproaches her and she can feel herself heating up like if she was in the mediterranean
>"Te encuentras sola pobrecita" - said the mysterious man
>Suddenly, Bertha couldn't take it anymore. The passion of Andalusia, the charm of Milan and the nostalgia of Portugal were all combined in the deity that was in front of her
>She takes of her clothes and proceeds to have the most "caliente" sex she ever had at an old Fryja shrine
>As she reaches the climax and the epithome of human pleasure she thanks the gods of the south for sending this angel of lust
>After passing out she could hear a lonesome guitar sound fading in the distance
>When she waked up her husband was still in the ocean but now she had a memory to warm her in those cold Norwegian nights
>and that memory was:
>...
>Fernando Martinez
Tell which other country still has a Coliseum were they risk their lives for enterteinment