Your cunt

>your cunt
>last time you went to church

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I don't remember. As a kid probably.

never, i practice traditional African religion, fuck wh*tes and chr*stians

A year ago
I want to go but i wake up too late and tired

i want to start going

I just left the evening mass

Whites built SA though. You're probably a Bantu immigrant anyway.

10 years ago for community service. Apparently if you get jumped, sucker punched, attempt to swing back while dazed (not even landing) and end up with a concussion it's still an assault charge

t. small dick white virgin

Ooh ooga booga

>Whites built SA

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russia yesterday
it was a pretty big church in crimea so the singing was good and overall pretty cool

I go to church when:
>someone in family dies
>someone in family gets baptized

Sometimes I wished I believed.

Probably 20 years ago, when I was 4 or 5.

>Crimea
God I wish we didn’t have such a limp wristed pussy Obama in office so you faggots would have kept Crimea to its rightful owner (Ukraine)

I was 12 when I realized it was bullshit and stopped going

last Sunday
gonna go to church in less than 10 hours

Basically this

I don't know... Maybe 4-5 years ago.

>shuffling murkan pussies in and out of office enables change in the US
nah
go vote for another senator war hero that bombed third war villages or something i.e. pick a fight with someone your size

funerals, marriages, baptisms and occasionally taking my granny

Evensong, last Sunday

"oooooooh great phallus tree, please accept this burger as a gift"

When I was on vacation.

Pic related.

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larping niggers

twenty years ago with my nanny

?

yes? they did? what are you saying nigger?

Flag
2011

just got back from mass
AMA

flag
a couple weeks ago

how to obtain mexican wife

Last time I went to church was when I was a kiddo. I visited a church in some random french village.

Was on vacation and I went to Christmas Day mass at the Almuneda in Madrid
It was beautiful and somewhat restored my Catholicism

attend church, you can find pure qts there to make your wife
as for the mexican part, maybe go to your local catholic church, maybe you have some latam girls attending (doubt it though)

may have to visit mexico
do many mexicans speak english?

the wealthier ones usually do, the rest not so much (i'm an exception because i'm an autist who grew up on the internet)

1. Go to Mexico
2. Be white

done

fuck's sake I'll have to learn spanish then
thanks mexibro

In 2014. My grandmother died, so I had to go.

sorry for your loss :(

Over 2 years ago for a funeral.

A few people I knew died in 2013-2014, so I'm kinda used to it.

I went to an Orthodox Easter service in Russia four years ago.

As a kid probably for christmas when i was around 7-8, but a couple years ago my friend wanted me to go to his church cause he found out i was romam catholic baptized. But i didnt tell him i was ex catholic.
His church was one of those new life rock n roll churches. They have these themes every service, like star wars one day, avatar the next.
They would have a band play jesusy gospel music, my friend was the drummer. All these random people came up to me saying stuff like
>god be with you
>welcome to our church
And all that crap. Whenever people would stand up I just kept sitting down not knowing what to do awkwardly.
I went to go grap a coffee and almost left when i heard the preacher say that god is what makes plants grow.
Alas, i stuck through with it and kinda went with it
>oh yeah thanks for the good words heh…
>it was great yeah…
It makes my cringe everytime i think back on it

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For an actual service?
When I was about 8 I went to something called Christingle where we stuck candles in oranges.

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I'm Muslim and I'm literally less exposed to religion than any of you fags, does mom also take you to church every sunday

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Never been. 28 years old and never sat foot inside a church.

So Islam's a low effort religion?

around 5 years

Only between Caucasian drunkards and Southeastern European communists, my parents being the latter

I guess it wasn't technically a church since the AD officer performed the service on the field when I was in the army.

Today, i'm not a subhuman inf*del

Last Saturday

I took pictures of a painted glass window for a reconstruction last year so yeah, last year.

Last Sunday with my family
The mass was dedicated to my great-grandparents on my fathers side : )

Some years ago with my cousin cause she's cute

Ask jezza for advice

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22 years ago when my parents brought me to church to baptize me

a week ago