/brit/

what would happen right if you pulled your testes down gently and sort of gripped the neck of the sack so they couldn't retract and you just dipped them in a slightly-too-warm enviroment like a tea mug cosy but kept them there forever so it was too hot for the sperm

Oh hey there wagie, didn't see you there

Enjoy your extra day of tomorrow, don't forget about toil on Tuesday though, I'm sure Toilberg is just aching for you to get back and has lots of extra tasks saved up for you!

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Gonna put on the foottea

detestable little gremloid

unironically a fantastic post
we're living in a female-dominated society. male virginity is highly valuable

I’m not interested in other cultures. They aren’t like me
We share nothing in common
I don’t like them
They don’t like me
I don’t want them in my country

oh we can be NEETS
just for one day

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Did you see the stylish kids in the riot
they were shovelled up like muck
Set the night on fire
Wombles bleed truncheons and shields
You know I cherish you my love
But there s a rumour spread nasty disease around town
Caught round the houses with your trousers down
A headrush in the bush
You know I cherish you my love
How i cherish you my love
What can you want now you ve got it all
She says it s obscene
Time will strip it away
A year and a day

youtube.com/watch?v=HAusT_Yl1gE

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women belong in the home

never gave much thought to em

feel this way for everyone outside of my county

hey neurotypical if you like that kind of humour then check out theLADbible it's probably more your speed than Jow Forums

this desu

thoughts on this one lads?

pluralist.com/posts/1901-895-post-me-too-wellness-retreat-teaches-men-how-to-be-good-feminists/partners/43969

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tried playing runescape recently can see it being fun but didnt really know what youre meant to do

they belong on the plains of AFRICA

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such a look of pained betrayal
Shakespearean really

why not get a vasectomy while you're at it

just shivered and was moved to put on a dressing gown AKA a towelled robe AKA a housecoat. might even whack the heating on. winter has arrived.

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Life imitates art

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all girls should be mixed race

southron girls...

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link?

i'll give you £10 for a 71% stake

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Finished the final episode of Ken Burns Vietnam war series and I’m feeling a bit lachrylose now lads

>lachrylose

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much weaker thread so far

the leftypol brain

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*surreptitiously googles lachrylose*

just wait till ken burns iraq war series or afghanistan war series or libyan intervention seri- oh wait theyre all shitty wars in comparison

*writes on you*

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There is no better combination than dark hair/dark eyes paired with pale skin in my humble opinion

hullo

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Please donate

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reckon I might be the only one on /brit/ that's participated in a threesome (two blokes one girl) (I was one of the blokes)

christ is that where she ended up disappearing to
thought portugal was a lefty stronghold

animals are so fucking dumb

Actually learnt that word from one of these paper sheet calendars where you peel off and chuck away a sheet a day lol

based

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twat

would stab a tranny freak if I ever laid eyes upon one

sounds like what the nazis and the soviets proposed
didnt work out well for them

actually really tempted to shave my legs but i don't want to be made fun of. hairy legs look autistic.

bit of a conundrum.

Agree with everything except tampons. You don't need tampons to survive.

>food should be free
maybe only fruit and veg. don't think making burgers and crisps free would be a very smart idea.

*pays third world farmers one dollar a day*

writes itself

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Where does high culture and the great artistic output of society lie nowadays lads?

far right now targeting maddie mccain what the FUCK

omg who the fuck cares really

take up swimming so you have an excuse

lol yeah it's the leg hair that makes you look autistic mate yeah defo

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based x2

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BBC4

absolutely out of order her microwave chips are banging

vast majority of unused homes in our countries are because people dont want them desu

BASED times three

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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

new gimmick: ultrasonically instead of unironically

wow look how much I say I want something, that makes me, the IDEALIST, so much more moral than the realist scum

no idea how coca-cola still exists when we have pepsi max

I sense the hand of the jew behind this one

Sky Atlantic

ah yes, """REAL""" socialism

>hairy legs look autistic.

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and the final BASED multiplied by 4

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i do. i have a fragile ego.

maybe i shall :)

but they're really hairy. would suspect aspergers if i saw anyone else sporting that proudly.

She has the same outlook on life as most 'edgy' people have when they're 14

She hasn't moved past that point

>capitalism overproduces these things
>let's abolish capitalism

what went wrong

Lmao literal beggars

at least marx could write intellectually people like this have the mental capacity of a child

you arrive in Birmingham

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yes

>for the animals

gonna tell Marx about this

hate trannise

women’s suffrage was a big mistake, they just dont live in the real world

>wanting a higher standard of living for society's poor is "edgy"
ah yes

just been appointed Lucasian Professor of Stacking Habbo Hotel Furniture (era 2007-2011) at Cambridge University

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My chain worth more than yo reyur your mum lives in a tent I fuck a bitch forgot her name make her little pussy wet

Not sure whether I should start learning Klingon, Dothraki or Sindarin

epic

>D-dude make food FREE! haha! Yes! FREE!
In what world do people think this is possible? Are these people mentally ill?

I agree that waste is an issue and should be avoided, but to try and claim "Just feed everyone for free, everything should be free" is...........??? Mental illness, nothing short

shes not asking for a higher standard of living shes asking for handouts

guns blazing

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youtube.com/watch?v=H9VVkwRb_7M
i feel far from good

state