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Brazil didn’t even the airplane you actual retard

>brazil unironically believes they invented the airplane

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i remember this show

The ideal man according to r/ladyboners:
>dark hair
>southron skin
>chieseld jaw
>blue eyes
>tall
thoughts?

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>tfw you haven't shaved in a long time and your skin can feel everything even just a wisp of air after you do
it's kind of a nice feeling

what the fuck is southron about his skin?

America needs gun control. You don't need a gun in 2018.

that feelign ENRAGES me

i feel like a domesticated DOG

>The Wrong Brothers

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>just found porn wiki leaks
now THIS is autism. I imagine this is what happens if a computer-literate puritan was teleported from 17th century massachusetts to the present day

what is it about

>Waking up at 5:30 for a 7am job
Get a closer location you dumbfuck.

>i feel like a domesticated DOG
why?

huh

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Insane dude posting the personal info of every porn actor/actress. Dude is nuts. He writes very bitterly on anyone in the industry he can find info on.

because my face is meant to have HAIR on it at all times it is in my DNA

It’s a 20 minute drive I just wake up at 5:30 regardless

what is your ethnic background?

Jupiter best girl

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Mexicans OUT

what are you going to do with all this new information available to you

Nothing, but it's just interesting to see how insanely vengeful one person can be.

pretty much all european, mostly anglo

cab you grow a whole beard? mine isn't full yet

it is patch in some places but I like to keep it at a stubble length at all times

guys!

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=28&v=bEqwGK205aM

This reason in particular is why I ope I never go into so far gone obesity.

fat people of /cum/ i have a question

were u active as a child/were you hefty as a kid?

official show of /cum/

I was a fat kid. Was also bullied for how I ran.

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In order to destroy China we must triple the number of Han Chinese we receive every year.

retarded idea

I started getting fat around 8 years old.

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did you play sports? did your parents put you into any activities or anything?

I played flag football and basketball in elementary. Was kicked off the basketball team for fighting and being bad. Same with football, but without the fighting.

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Natural causes?

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Why was he so ugly?

how tf do you get kicked off an elementary football team for being bad

The pills the navy gave him

how often do you shave?

at least twice a week

Who here /notfat/ despite never ever playing any kind of sports?

and by shave i mean a close trim

>tfw skinnyfat

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Would you like a shot?

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iktf bro
Im short and never eat or exercise so i just look disgusting

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Sorry I already had my daily dose of weed

post beard

sah dude
when i was playing vidya as a kid I would just ignore the hunger and it would go away (until i woke up in the middle of the night with hunger pains occasionally)

no

Soccer is my favorite sport to play

Starcraft 2 is the my favorite sport to play

esports is my favourite sport to play

gay and chi

Allah will purge everyone ITT besides me

>94103728
die

God, I hate USA so much. Thinking about throwing a party on september 11

brazil did not invent the airplane

How le fuck am I supposed to get a french gf without leaving the country

Shut the fuck up

Don't you have a wall to jump?

Go to New York

Please die! You don't even have to suffer, just die already!

bap bap ba da da
bap bap ba da da
bap bap ba da da
bap bap ba da da
start spreading the news
im leaving today
I want to be a part of it, New York, New York

The queen of /cum/.

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I should start blogging more about my gf

im pretty sure thots use tinder for more instagram followers
also, people over 30 should be kicked off social media

To even consider dating a woman she must first demonstrate that she is within 5 IQ points of my own (I currently hold a rock solid 125).

hi guys what's going on in this thread

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im still trying to get out of my angsty phase

That was fucking fast

All those years on Jackass really warped Steve-O's psyche. Poor guy.

i'll be honest im not actually trying or giving a fuck ahah

i wanna rub cum all over my face

>pretty much
fuckface cholo

the queen of my /cum/

You did the naruto run didn't you?

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>be floridian
>wake up
>wipe your cockroaches off
>stand your ground in spanish
>go outside
>get your faced mauled off by a homeless person
>crawl to the hospital kiosk
>mickey mouse beats you away with a golf club because you're too short
>grandmother gives you a pinch on the cheek and says
>hey at least youre not shovelling snow

Who here watched this on tvo kids?

do you wanna marijuana?

is it okay to lie to parents about not using drugs?

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*burps* g-go-gods not real morty

if youre black, go back

gonna OD on crack

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i bought a 12 pack with the intention of it lasting two days but i've already drank 9

retard

might as well finish er off there bud