/brit/

enjoy your want

I once met up with this chick, 19
She told me she was getting 10 superlikes A DAY

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demi lardner is the greatest comedian to ever live shitty yank comedians can't even come close

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ah yes the retarded leaf who loves female comedians
>my pussy smells!!! haha! am I funny?

art hoe ting

twitter.com/SenJohnMcCain/status/105390009615523841

fuck off yank you don't know a thing demi is way funnier than anyone in america

women are funny, get over it you seething virgin freak

this

>1.30am bankholiday morning
>posting on brit by yourself
hmm yes this life sure is great

you are incredibly autistic and thick

are heroin ODs peaceful? might try it

oh boy, there's two of them. both leafs. sad!

haahahahahahha these posts

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yes, im gay.
and yes, i dress like a gay.
but no, you couldn't 'deck' me
cunt.

mccain was a warhawk
glad he's dead

unironically me on the left

all my friends take about 2 hours to respond to me I don't really think they're my friends

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your pathetic

could deck you out in a cute dress and make sensual love under the moonlight

Kinda spooky desu

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You don’t need friends

my mother takes hours to respond to me
maybe shes not my real mom :o

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just remembered I used to be a brony

what the fuck?

Now THIS is what I call journalism

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Okay, now this is epic.

she's just a stupid boomer

maybe you could in that situation, yes.

okay this is epic regards melvin

hi melvin

need my full clothing set to be at LEAST 600$, else i'm not going outside.

i would get it if someone british got the asymmetrical union jack wrong, but the nature of the US flag should be very easy to recreate especially if you're the president who is surrounded by the flag in all press conferences, his office, and wears it as a goddamn pin

melvin's in the house

>considered getting a Rochdale A.F.C. season ticket
>they've one 1 out of 5 games so far

Dodged a bullet there

I know you won't because you're just attention seeking on an anonymous imageboard, but a heroin OD is the best way to die. Your sympathetic nervous system just relaxes until you die from respiratory depression

greetings
it is i, melvin

Wanking to mouth sounds ASMR lads

Christ I'm going to POP

suck my cock you paki bender sex offender

watch your mouth

>he doesnt go to thrift stores for clothes
you get the rope

I am a sad, sad boy.

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melvins only gone and done a fart now lads haha how am i this cheeky

He put a blue stripe in because he was colouring it in with a bunch of kids. Probably didn't realize so-called 'journalists' would make a story out of something so trivial

What ethnicity is he /brit/?

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genuinely hope your penis rots and falls off

100% irish

PENG

youtu.be/Fz_qByRdQzs

whiter than me

>Probably didn't realize so-called 'journalists' would make a story out of something so trivial
trump was one of the largest proponents of the obama birth certificate nonsense, im pretty sure he knows something about trivial news

yanks chimp out and remove themselves from us and now they have the nerve, the gall to come into OUR threads and shit them up

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wew lads
north east england gonna be moldova tier soon

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im a yank

you know peng is a word only niggers use right?

>mom
east yank

same

Is this one of them new sex dolls?

I wonder how many, if any, regular contributors to /brit/ have died over the years?

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Do white people act differently around each other than they do coloureds?

mams a yank dads a brit
bituv a nasty shuck fer him when he foond oot

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Just found out I'm a canuck lads

wow is that your cat

cant have a conversation with my old man anymore
he's too fucking dumb
senile or summat

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Got fucking clamped absolutely fuming

yes

scromit

twitter.com/ESL/status/1033850774533619713

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show him some fat cat pics

Can you go into more detail?

shut up

absolutely based

no

youtube.com/watch?v=9wO9SumrTs4
youtube.com/watch?v=9wO9SumrTs4

No idea what I'll do tomorrow, hopefully I don't waste it haha

hello nigger

about to take a fat piss

Britain needs to revert to its Tengriist roots

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Reckon there must have been at least 1 suicide over the past few years.
And we'd never really know.

Watching the Theroux doco on Jewish settlers

Jews are such creepy fucked up people

Just had an unreal wank

Spaffed inside my covers

All that inbreeding innit

Emma Watson=perfection.

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freak