I bought a shitton of rice that was on sale and I don't know what to do with it all

I bought a shitton of rice that was on sale and I don't know what to do with it all.

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Cook it and eat it?

>I don't know what to do with it all.
make food

you can boil a bit of it and then store the rest

if you want something basic to add to the rice, you can always make a ghetto stir fry
>pan fried peppers and onions
>pan fried porkchop cut into little cubes
>sweet & sour sauce/plum sauce on top

Eat it raw then follow up with boiling water so your stomach explodes.

Throw it in soup to bulk it up

Leave the seagulls alone

what the fuck are you worried about it has a long shelf life
open a cookbook

make sarma

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Turkish style rice pudding is a dish made from rice mixed with milk, sugar and other ingredients. The cooking is finished in the oven. After cooling it is decorated with nuts and/or dried currants.

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Rice sculptures you retard!

Risotto

Throw it at birds and black people

doesn't that kill the poor birds?

No, it's an urban legend

Make some horchata

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you what

I think he means something like this:
youtube.com/watch?v=cdkS0TgEG30

This guy knows, horchata is a top tier drink

I want to make it but I fear I'll end up poisoned or something

>poisoned
What? How would you get poisoned from such a simple drink?

t. alex jones

I think it involves letting the rice rest in water for some extended period of time? It could ferment and spoil I don't know

When was the last time you ate something that didn't come premade in a plastic bag? Hard to comprehend how someone as paranoid and poorly informed as you can even manage to be a functional human being.

kys chicano

kys tendie boy