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so did i

White privilege is the secular white person’s Original Sin, present at birth and ultimately ineradicable. One does one’s penance by endlessly attesting to this privilege in hope of some kind of forgiveness

what'd you mean by that

>antipodean """humour"""

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i really am just a big fart machine dont know how i manage this. kindest regards, melvin.

I want to gun down a group of virgin freaks

wearing my socks in bed ;3

got ahold of Bruce's yearbook

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It's a good article to just realise how fucked mainstream thought it.
Surely whites have a licence to use 'cracker' now, yes?

oh that's why it's so cold
the bathroom window's open

have heard variations of this statement so much I just find it tedious

Is there any avenue i go down to legally have a 12 year old gf?

very effeminate thumb you've got there

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what's that thing on that boy?

just walk down to electric avenue

Made a really good friend today and hope I see him again

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what the fuck is that supposed to mean
I'm getting bullied for my thumbs now
I'M NOT A GIRL

Who am I seeking forgiveness from?

any recent updates on nassims hair

where is thailad

go fold a dish towel suzy

Some native American markings

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>I'm not a soyboy

If you have to wonder whether or not you'll see them again, then they're not really a friend.

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you the chinese lad that brags about being addicted to soy?

oi oi oi
I've been there before
so cool

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Try me

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>RUSTLER
>EAGLE
what did the feather niggers mean by this?

Not addicted to soy
In fact I dislike soymilk

that's a nigger gun

love it when the gf where's pj shorts around the house
I can just slip them to the side and fuck her

Word is the Royal Thai Police have a dedicated team looking for it by so far haven't turned up anything

is that a ufo?

Based

I'm English and he's from salt lake city, no reason for us to see each other again although I think we will at some point in the future

Something very psychologically satisfying about penetrating a girl

Far more so than the physical feeling

this but with her sucking my cock

cooked shrimp and grits for dinner
v. tasty

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God I wish that were me. It must feel so satisfying to see your lush green fields and to shoot desperately hungry camels on the fringes of your porperty

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oh yeah
my question: what was the last meal you lot had?

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sex is really a psychological necessity

It's like an adrenaline rush that sends chills through your whole body

mad the way loads of camels live in Australia more than africa I believe

oi m8! Can you show me your brit posting loicense please?

Didn’t cook anything because I was being lazy and fell asleep instead

Now it’s 3am and I’m starving

Dreamt that I live in the mountains in Japan with a THICC Japanese gf but then she does suddenly and then our village gets invaded by Turks and they kill everyone brutally

think I might have a hemorrhoid

feels like ive done a thousand sit ups but it was pretty much the opposite of that

spics, everyone.
are you a NEET?

it's basically the whole purpose of life, you twat

Cállate y salir

i should be working instead of shitposting in brit :(

find it absolutely mental how hormones can brainwash the most anti-baby feminist into being a devoted nursemaid
women are ruled by hormones

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You had a dream where you got cucked by TVRK BVLLS?
Taiwan Sexpat everyone

Nope, night worker but have a couple of nights off

Why are you working at 9PM?

isn't it 10pm in spicland?

night worker as what
have insomnia so may as well work somewhere at night, hopefully somewhere i can drink on the sly

Is that why I am going insane?

Manager at Aldi

Not gonna lie I’ve had the odd beer during break before

I don't drink alcohol very often but I will when Trump gets impeached.

9:22 ova here. I need to do some homework for uni. I also work from home only doing data entry for a small local company

think charls carroll is a genuine schizophrenic and not joking about it

why have you got camels bruce?

Different timezones innit
Columbia is GMT-5

chicken schnitty is based

central time baby, except during daylight savings when we become eastern time

do you like seafood?
y/n

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They escaped.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_feral_camel

I have two options
-cook a chili con carne at fucking half past 3 in the morning (more than an hour)
-walk 5 minutes to McDonald’s

Hmmmm decisions

Yeah love it

walk to mcdonalds m8, just be careful to no get stabbed by tyrone

Yeah

>a fucking .22
LMAO

is there some secret to cooking scallops?
never tried it before
but I might soon

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My city is still pretty white and safe, not an issue here

i am not a child so yes

I'm glad to hear that

Chad gets sucked
You get cucked
Chad fucks hots models
You piss in plastic bottles
Chad is loaded rich
You're just a bitch

Same here.

Just put them in the microwave for 3 minutes lad

Perfectly cooked scallops

work will set you free

Yeah don't overcook them but don't undercook them
t. MasterChef (viewer)

advice that should be used in all walks of life

thanks for the tips lads
will follow

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Chad slays Asian poon
You watch Asian cartoon

youtube.com/watch?v=hZcZfAr4NyQ

Chad spends his time getting fit
You soend your time on /brit/