I prefer beer over wine

>every accomplished historical figure, including but not limited to philosophers, generals, statesmen and artists drank wine
>beer drinking soyboys look down on wine drinkers and pretend drinking fuzzy horse piss makes them manly

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>hold up i can only have one glass of wine i need to pick my kids up from soccer and get my hair dyed

Imagine being a campy fag who wears cheap suits and drinks wine. Only homos drink wine

>he doesn't drink whiskey

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Based

your country is italian though

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people barely know who benjamin franklin is outside of america

Fuck yeah. Lagunitas is good, haven't seen or tried any of those others

Wrong

sorry lad but it's true
actually had him mixed up with george washington until i was like 17

but he's accomplished for finding America and all

wrong

Why not just drink bourbon?

sure but the fact that he likes beer doesn't mean he doesn't drink wine

>outside america
>lives in america
...

Not surprising since both Franklin and Washington fucked your country over, I'd imagine the average Frog WOULD mix both of them up

i prefer melon soda (>_

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>spending your money on anything other than traveling/children
plebs

>Not drinking spirits

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c-cute OWO

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no it's just that american history only gets a quick mention until the 20th century
in france we only learn about the american revolutionary war as a sort of early precursor of the french revolution alongside the glorious revolution, then we immediately get to the 1929 wall street crash or your fast economic in the late 19th/early 20th, generally using ford as an example

>fast economic
growth

the chad beerman
the virgin wine consumer

>He doesn't drink Gin and Juice

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>not drinking moonshine
Everything else might as well be soymilk

he's making fun of you you dense fuck

I don't want to die or become blind

>I don't drink malt liquor

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based

t. soyboy

>he doesnt drink reagent grade ethanol mixed with seltzer water at a 4 to 1 ratio that he takes from the stockroom of the university he works at
may aswell be injecting pure estrogen you fucking fag bois

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>malt liquor
what does it taste like

>mfw realizing all the labs have the access code written on the ceiling above the door

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>korean alcohol
Pfhahahahahaha what is it on the top? Soy?

Koreans are known for drinking poo poo
youtube.com/watch?v=74V4BOF5IAg

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>I prefer bees over wine

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Wine = virgin drinking alone
Beer = Chad dringking it with his friends in a party

ha masturbate yourself hard, your alcohols taste like being enticed by a swindler

Vodka.

lmao dumb frenchie

yeah but you can't really drink pure vodka unlike beer or wine(unless you are like 50 years old or just pretentious faggot who wants to look tough) those are different categories of alcohol

This is basically all I drink. I refuse to give my money to capitalist companies.

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Oh I completely agree. Beer you can relax and drink all day and not get completely belligerent and annoying. BUT, you get really fat.

Vodka takes time to learn drinking for a long time and not get annoying. But you stay skinny if you mix it with seltzer.

Why can't Koreans learn proper English? Same thing with retarded jap posters. I thought you chinks were supposed to be smart.

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They are not good at all if they don't practice something, that's why you go to fucking tokyo and nobody talks english, they simply don't care

I don't think that beer really makes people fat
they become fat because of all food they eat with it, look at average snacks that go with beer it's pure heart attack

Beer = virgin watching TV
Wine = chad going to restaurant to plow a model

East Asians should be rangebanned, their grammar gives me a headache. The only Asian countries with decent posters are Finland, Malaysia, Indonesia, Thailand and maybe a few others(like the Paki NEET or Vietnam bro).

just shut the fuck up russian animal.

shut ur mouth, i don’t change

>just shut the fuck up russian animal.

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My man.

t. french wines lobbyist

based Frenchie defending the grape.

>alcohol

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Inb4 t. Mohammed
I eat pork but refuse to drink

have you ever tried drinking?

Higher alcohol content than you, Cletus

Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.

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try it. you will probably make friends

H-how do you know me so well

you're on Jow Forums

If you drink any kind of alcohol besides the one and only reason which is the taste, you are basically a retard.

Used to have a brief drunkard phase around the age of 15
Do you have this anywhere to buy in the land of freedom and prosperity? Try some, it's a really fun drink

Pic related

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I wish, can I get it imported?

Probably, tastebrandy.com has quite an offer on slivovitz, depends on the price you're ready to pay though, but all will manage to get you ''fucked up''

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