I wish I was Russian, I really wish I was born in Russia maybe in Barnaul or a comfy town in the far-east...

tiresome more like try harder you pussy ass

Why, what did the Russians ever do to you? Don't use ancient history as your excuse either.

>duuuuuuude Russia is like soooo based and redpilled and muh comfy commieblocks! Ah yes and small towns (you know, small towns are good here, can't be too bad in sub-Uralic shithole!)
Insufferable

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>80 years ago
>ancient history
lole?

Right right, gotta have a good mindset. Can't be a quitter when theres fucking weeaboos who learn Japanese in their moms basement, and thats an even harder language. I need a plan, a set of steps that I could put into action.

St. Petersburg is a meme. If you really want to feel true Russia, you need to go to Omsk. It's beautiful city full of soul. Don't believe in liberal fake pics tho. I suggest you to move your whole family there, you will not be disappointed. Good luck

ok, now turn off ur proxy.

We've been occupying Germany for about that much, he really has no excuse to hate the Russians when Americans are responsible for all the degeneracy that is happening to Europe, such as the refugee crisis.

Russia was in the right. They were defending from an invasion that broke a non-agression pact.

r*ssian soldiers killed my family while they were trying to escape their shithole country. r*ssians are subhuman and they deserve to be a poor aids ridden shithole. I only wish r*ssia was nuked during the cold war or that my granfather had killed more r*ssian subhumans when Germany invaded r*ssia

No there is a city called St Petersburg in Florida. My state.

>Omsk
yea or chelyabinsk. or vladivostok. truest, organic Russia.

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Stop.

Nonetheless, you absolutely need to try Omsk or even better Chita or Murmansk, there you will find true beauty of Motherland.

What is wrong with Omsk? and what are you implying with Vladivostok..?

youtube.com/watch?v=ejba-nErYoo

Actually they had it coming because your braindead warmongering country invaded us first. Start shit, get hit, it's as simple as that. Vae victis.

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You need to forgive inorder to move on. The past is the past, you cannot change things.

youtube.com/watch?v=W7hAo28NCXc

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I don't hate Russia(ns) but I think that Alaska is a better place for you.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Yea well America's murder rate is worse.

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Don't laugh when I'm being genuine, it comes off as an insult.

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I like it.

So what about Omsk?

I can't tell if your being genuine with that recommendation given the fact that theres a couple of anti-Russian trolls in my thread. But I will do my research on it and consider it. I was also looking at Magadan or Kamchatka

OP is 13 years old and itt we can find a collection of his trolling victims
Nice

Also why you assume anybody who loves Russia is a Russian proxy in disguise?

Why is this considered a troll? I'm planning on a trip to NYC so I can try and apply for visa at ILS...

make sure to visit something else besides moscow and leningrad then to see that everything is not as good as one may think

Doesn't matter, not anything you can show me will convince me I'm better off where I am. I am constantly consuming every bit of info about Russia I can get, whether it be news from RT or a documentary. YouTube channels and the likes. I browse VK for fun but have no friends. I go on street view looking around...

>portugal and spain
>2% and 3%

nah this shit ain't addin up.

>news from RT
yea good source keep eating it up.

>RT
What? RT is just as reliable as anyother news source or do you believe in the "fake news" nonsense??

Too fat, mate

>do you believe in the "fake news" nonsense??
I believe news outlets like CNN or the BBC only accept a leftist agenda as valid because they are the ruling elite. don't know or care if it's fake.

sonetimes i wish i had ignorance of a first-worlder. i wish i lived so good i started wanting to move to some shithole for lulz and muh comfyness
t. russian

>t. russian
disgusting

I would actually like to join Russian army

AHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT STOP LMAO STOOPP AHAHHAHAHAH
NOT EVEN THE MOST NAIVE OF RETARDS CAN BE THIS STUPID

true true

He just fat troll, and you've been catched

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AHAHAHAHAHA NONONONNOOOO

Yea yea everything I say is bullcrap, I dont know why I made this thread when there is so many self hating Russians.

Easy path to citizenship if you speak Russian, I believe it was meant for Russian diaspora to come back easily.

Most people are blissfully ignorant to the facts but what are you going to do...

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nobody gives a shit about that, everyone just knows you killed 6 million kikes in 2 years and will never forget that, better off yourself

because of the niggers tho'

this is all ebcause we are low IQ, but being low IQ is good in the long run because we are still aggressive, proud and natural humans, unlike you westerners who aren't even half the men your grandfathers were

>self hating
You are just a flaming retard to think there is something of worth in Russia besides two major cities. Everything else is a grey dead unlivable poor shithole filled to the brim with sub 80 IQ subhumans, because everyone with half a brain left for one of the two biggest cities

I just get brilliant idea. If OP isn't troll, then he is dumb, then he will be here just like at home, so you are welcome.

youtube.com/user/RBTHvideo/videos

Good pic, but shit story, bro.
Try again your trolling tomorrow.

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Based my retarded friend!

Good lets trade citizenship so unpatriotic people such as you will leave.

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then move somewhere where it's a normal average IQ of a 100 and stop bitching, in a country like that you would clean the shit of white betas

I do like Russia but in a wild way. It's like love the ugly scar on the face of your wife.

youtube.com/watch?v=RrcHHisKt_I

Are you perhaps mentally handicapped yourself? I specifically pointed out about the two cities out of question, don't get where you're going with it

fucking lost it
you can take my russian citizenship mate.

>unpatriotic
God, I can't wait for you to come and see for yourself
>uuhhhhh where do I apply for NEETbux? I though it's based and redpilled....
>umm yes I want to enlist in Russian army, um what do you mean they pay you 40$ a month? But at least food is good and military activities right?
>*proceeds to eat literal garbage while cleaning snow in """"""army""""""" for a year*
>uhu with my amazing skills I can apply only for a meme work at a gas station like I did in muh Mureeka! It will totally sustain me!
>*almost dies, trying to survive with 300$ wage*

You would still be a incel fat neckbeard in russia also.

>stalin pushing for free speech because wikipedia says so

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I think what is really interesting is how hostile people in my thread at the thought that someone can love Russia... Has to be American brainwashing tactics. I make simple thread professing my love for Russia and am hit with harsh criticisms, really cant Understand this mentality...

it's a slav thing, we hate ourselves

>gets hit with truth bombs
>uhhhhhhhhhbhh me no understand!

The same way you can make thread about loving Vietnam and it's history and so on.

There was no truth in any of the posts.
>hurr is not comfy
>no dont come we suck
>go away fat
>you stupid american fat

>There was no truth in any of the posts.
>>you stupid american fat

>doesn't deny american brainwash tactics...
Now I really know.

But your obviously delusional romanticization of russia is retarded.

just let him flee america, it's not like he is the only one who did it and desu I think most whites will leave the US in the next 100 years anyways

No where in this thread was Finland mention so why are you here? Korelia is Russian go awaaaaay

I literally said how it is, 2 cities surrounded by no mans land

>hurhurhurrr you cant knoe anythings about russias becuz ur not russian

Except i know russians IRL and i've been there so i might know that its not excatly the paradise your burger clogged brain thinks it is.

Yea sure Tiimo, you been to vyborg and are then expert on all things russian... I didn't make this thread to argue with you I made it in hopes to get a discussion about Russian culture and stuff in relations to it

No i think you made this thread to show how retarded you are.

Then why do you bump my thread, why are you so offended? sage and move on thanks~

Finns are only nation who are really russorealists. Even poles from time to time fall in the russophilia.

The sad thing is you will never got to Russia so we can be rid of you

you could take it as people trying to advise you into being measured in your passions. of course it's fine if you love Russia or any other country. but this just seems to be a case of grass being greener on the other side syndrome. don't let passion consume you.

Hahahahaha and here comes out the ESL English.

Turn off the proxy, Ivan, it's too obvious now.

Russian women don't want to have sex with you either.

>Turn off the proxy, Ivan, it's too obvious now.
Muh Rosshan shill

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I like you, you seem to be the only sensible person in this thread.

cringe
>easy
lmao yeah if you feel like going through 2 years of dyedovshina, not to mention the 5 years of service, all while earning the same wage as a part time maccas worker in a first world country, then sure, it's easy

God I wish I were a qt Russian girl.

>you been to vyborg and are then expert on all things russian

No one who learned English as their first language would ever structure a sentence like this, not even an American. Who the fuck are you fooling?

Neither no one would know what Vyborg is.

Based

>all while earning the same wage as a part time maccas worker in a first world country
Everything is about the money, right? Gotta make money to be happy, need all the money.

Have you considered the time? Its quite late.