/brit/

celtic are just an irish team who happen to reside in scotland. catholics = celtic, proddies = rangers

Fuck, the guy i've been sim swapping people and cracking bitcoin wallets with has lost his mind. He's been doing smack and opiates talking about how much he hates his self for stealing and that he's suicidal, hes given away 100btc and submitted a federal tip against himself (He's american). He's the only person who knows some remote parts of my identity and i have a feeling it's enough to catch me if he rats me out. FUCK

what does fbpe mean
see it a lot

is all the players irish there

David " complete that pass and the I'll pull the gauge on your ass " Katz

>being a criminal isn't risk-free

shocking

never had starbucks before

making some pie and sausage roll okay this is epic

no. scottish and english usually. some african lads too.

that actually is pretty epic
rock on, broski

thats so stupid lmao

"Follow Back For Europe". It's a slogan for Remainers on Twitter.

ok this is a pig

It's overrated and overpriced

David " cop that high score and y'all niggas better hit the floor" Katz

>trusting an american
>ever
your best hope is that he OD's before the feds pay him a visit

okay this is not kosher

could do with both a pork pie and a sausage roll
would have no shame in polishing off one of those Tesco Melton Mowbray pork pies in one sitting

just like a wife!

David "I'm Madden as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore" Katz

Wahey

don't worry, gamers don't die. they just respawn.

next poster is totally fucking gay and sucks cocks

you don't just pay for coffee, you pay for exclusivity and culture

fitting

I just want coffee

based

That nigga with the laser on his chest didn't make it.
geeeeee whizzzzzzzz
god damn boy

how is starbucks exclusive there's at least one in every city

david 'crackback blocks and packed gat shots' katz

yeah but the plebs never wander in

David Katz

ive never been to tescos but im having a garlos pie and its a curry pie

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>pass the controller bro

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news would've been so much bigger if the shooting was at a cs;go tournament or some other fps

We don't really have English style pork pies outside frozen ones in specialty English delicatessens / lolly shops

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if i was a leader of a country, guns would only be allowed in the hands of trusted people. some people are too weird and autistic to deserve one as their 'right'.

WRONG

t. italian

this leaf is trying really hard

TERRORIST WIN

changed trains in Athlone

steak and cheese is better anyway

in a good mood
don't ruin it for me

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describe a curry pie to me

have you seen starbucks in poor Republican dominated cities?
no you haven't
a moccafrappuchino with soy whipped cream, 8 pumps of caramel, and topped with unicorn sprinkles is the left wing thinking man's drink

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still find it odd that australians call ice pops lollies

>there is no place for this sort of violence
OMG
I thought i was the only one against bloody massacres of innocents!!

like a meat pie with curry gravy i guess. i love curry pies theyre great

>9:11
every time

>laying in bed trying to sleep
>feel a poo coming on
>go to toilet
>drop a singular (1) nug
>can’t feel anything else a’brewin’
>go back to bed
>about to fall asleep
>feel another poo coming on
>go to toilet
>drop a singular (1) nug
>can’t feel anything else a’brewin’
>go back to bed
>about to fall asleep
>feel another poo coming on
How can I break the cycle? There is no end.

*pours one out for the homies*

this for me but with peeing

I want to finger Emma Watson’s anus and lick the finger afterwards.

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'meal for one'

id bloody bet it is

hand up your bum and tug it out

Just building up a moths worth of poo inside you all the time? Vile

Neck yourself twat

you're getting more and more in to scat with each post desu

reach into your arse with a finger and swirl it up

imagine the specimen this emma watson poster is.

moths are quite small mate

also some of the fancy pie shops do stuff like butter chicken pies i like them

why are you always so vulgar? emma is a lady, treat her as such.

sounds tasty

this can't be real

Thanks for the pointers, will try these both.

allegedly a fat spic

youtu.be/epVbbTDw3qI

Am not.

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morning lads, happy to see you again despite Monday toil

eating some almond twingers lads

opportunities in life are fleeting and fragile

i want to lick emma watson's willy

Don't have a job

poo 2bh

Hello Nigger

For me it's a drive thru Beefy's Pie

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pie and sausage rolls almost done epic

is it hard to find a job for an IT graduate in NZ?

You see this store right here?
Best meat pies I've ever had for $3 a pop

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You're confused
Lollies is what we call sweets
Iceblocks is what we call ice lollies

mad how aussies get to experience clear blue skies and weather like this regularly yet we can go years without it

have never seen a wet cleaners

found the boomer with prostatitis

there was a bakery near my old place that used to make this oily bread covered in onions and ham and stuff
delicious but i can't remember what it was called so i can't find anywhere that makes it here
sad

26 y/o virgin NEET

Letting the Vietnamese immigrate was the best bloody decision our country ever made

working behind a till must be one of the most suicide worthy jobs.

for me its the house of pie

best pies all round, consistently delicious, good pastry, and a funny name that makes you laugh but is instantly recognisable and also very clever

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Will never visit my relatives in Edinburgh together with the gf because her name is fanny