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tfw more people in this country drink white wine than red wine lol

actually pretty easy according to my mum

only drink spirits. beer = yuck chav drink, wine = ponce drink

looking forward to sleeping in a separate room to my partner when i'm married

so the tide is starting to turn. good.

white wine for fish, oysters and fois gras
red for every thing else
simple as

just remember to put some cooking paper on the grate haha

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Nothing really I just have never gotten around to it.
I will one day
Another reason to by a breakmaker then
I did mean that too.
my regards to her

>starting
it's been that way forever lol

inject ethanol directly into my bloodstream
can't be arsed with anything else

>fois gras
fuck off murderer

what if you're not eating with it and just want to drink

99% of people would choose red. this is why they're hipster twats

what about chicken?

creasing

turns out my dads been shagging the landlady at the local lmao what a bloke

>fois gras is considered murder but the industrial revolution and it's consequences are not

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you're mum isn't going to be happy

nope. it;s only slight

then it's a matter of preference. I do prefer red wine.
I reckon chicken falls into the everything else category

This happened to me with one of those Chicago town pizzas. Cleaning it up was a huge pain in the arse.

a weird relationship anyway tbhonest lad, they barely even talk to each other

the resolution of this image in unforgivable in this day and age

I want to break free

why don't yanks give free university education and cut their military budget to pay for it?

any old school ROBLOX man in?

how else will they control the world?

you lads seen the latest trend in america? kids putting the barrel of a pistol in their mouth and shooting through their cheeks? absolute state

pure ethanol is toxic

Don’t listen to him you don’t need a breadmaker

why don't you stop being a filthy commie?

someone posted a webm of that here a while ago

wsta.co.uk/publications-useful-documents/117-wsta-market-overview-2016/file

their military budget would still be more than doube china's
even if they took the money for free university out of it

only if you're a pussy

Of course you don't, but it makes things a lot easier
Breadmakers are a good investment

for me, it's tears for fears

okay libtard but have you considered that your feelings aren't free?

just saw a tradie in a 4x4 speed past while he was texting and smashing an iced coffee and a dart all at once

I know, I've made dough before but I'd also quite like to have a breadmaker and can see how it'd be easier. I'm unironically shopping for one now.

a damning condemnation of modern society if there ever was one

*shouts*
*shouts*
*lets it all out*

why not cut the welfare budget? Its bigger than their military budget

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do 'sultans of swing' then guitar lad.

*earns 80k while doing so*

alri great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandada

based

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Genuinely don’t know what to do with myself when I have a day off any more

Utterly grim

based now can we have some spice girls? your choice of tune though x

because the military butget is rediculously large
they spend more on military than the next 7 countries combined

get off Jow Forums and read a book lad xx

my penis is rediculously large

freedom isn't free

you can do that here
>190 on the motorway
>black policeman stops you
>hey do you know how fast you were going your're going to have a big fine blabla
>have you eaten lunch yet bruv?
>no
>give him 2 sandwiches and a fruit juice bottle
>let the car go
love corruption

Which book

Harry Potter?

yeah and they're the most powerful country in the world, are you surprised?

spent 8-10 hours a day on these threads for the past 4 months that i've been unemployed haha

better harry potter than nothing

australia is such a clinical sterile shithole desu, would love colourful exotic stuff like that to liven the place up

Gym/ run/ swim

Literally so satisfying once you've been

yeah love farm murders me x

What have you learned?

but they could take out the money for free university and still have the most powerfu military by far

checking

taking a look

any ethnic man in? inheriting the family business tomorrow

nothing wrong with that

would rather do without the colourful exotic stuff but what can you do haha

grim

Coincidence

snap

Weathers a bit shit tho. Don’t have a gym membership. Swimming pool is closed because they’re building a new complex

Literally nothing to do

Posting from toil lads. No haggis roll today

lul

maybe they dont want an educated population?

doug from dunfermline more like dougfermline haha

EVERYBODY'S OUT TO GET ME, ME
I'M PARO OFF ME HEAD COS'

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isn't it bank holiday. why is doug toiling?

and what good would that do? They make billions off student loans

Haha you cheeky cunt

shut up mark

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Messed up at the chorus, and for that I can only apologise.

...

i know someone from dunfermline
met him while skiing in france

Broke nowank

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It's an ENGLISH bank holiday

>free university
*smug chuckle* you know it's not actually free, right?

>These are the excuses I will keep making for myself so I can continue moaning about my life

Get a gym membership
>wah can't afford it
Cut out fizzy drinks, shit food or alcohol and use that to pay for it

>Swimming pool closed
Get a bus, drive or public transport to one the next town over

>Weather's a bit shit
You won't melt in a little bit of drizzle, your legs will still move one in front of the other

Internet friend of mine just got married

Mad that I have a massive pile of her nudes on my computer still while she has a husband

what's bank holiday and why is it called bank?
is it like out 1st may holiday here that we call 'labour day'?