*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
Wakey, wakey wagie. Your boss is expecting you in just a few hours.
Dont wanna run late and risk your job now, would you?

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Based femanon who delivered.

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pretty legendary

I don't have a job

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>tfw investing 80% of my salary
retiring by age 30 boys

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jokes on you I work late night
I WANT TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
invest in what tho? might end up like Jow Forums with the crypto meme

penny stocks and cryptocurrencies :)
buy high sell low, can't fail

I'm already at work, my neet paki friend. I'm off in 20 minutes

>inb4 MOMMY MOMMY I LOST EVERYTHING

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lel

>buy high sell low

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>MOMMY MAKE THE PAIN STOP, MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAHHHH

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>implying I can't just call my doc and get two weeks off

My boss is my gf. Therefore I don't care being late or whatever.

it's bank holiday senpai

God, I'd like to be a wagie.

That's nice, do you have office sex too?
Flipping burgers is a decent first job, or you can just sell your ass

But I already had my first job. And my second job as well.

I get payed to sit here and shitpost, what more can a man ask for.

Unlike you who will never be able to afford anything.

His father is rich or something, won't hear anything adequate from him until his father gets fed up with his bullshit and throws that useless piece of shit on the streets

Jesus Id love that to happen

We barely see each others at work. My office isn't in the same building.

>mfw have first day of class AND work today

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>he doesnt get payed to study

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jokes on you, i love my job

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Sucks, at least you guys can roleplay office sex at home

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What the fuck they pay you to go to school in Sweden? How can you faggots even possibly be NEET over there?

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1) It is a bank holiday so most people are not at work.
2) I am off work for another week anyway.

You should spell payed as paid.

Paid = paying for something with money.

Payed = Sliding a rope or anchor down the side of a ship.

>How can you faggots even possibly be NEET over there?
Simple: no jobs.

Yes, you get about 250 Euros a month to study at uni as the state wants a well-educated population. More educated people leads to less unemployment, lowlifers and crime is the idea, and more tax revenues in return.

Everyone can apply for a loan with almost zero intrest of around 750 euro a month too.

The thing is, this only applies for six years, so after that you have to get a job if you want to continue studying.

Thanks.

There are plenty of jobs here tho.

And then you wonder why the mudslime want a piece of the pie too

I get paid to study here in the US. But you have to be legit poor

Here it applies to everyone who earn less then roughly 30k euros a year.

You only get to keep the money if you have completed 75% of last years studys tho.

It's a bank holiday Monday mate, I get a day off, paid for of course.

I'm a freelancer who gets paid £450 a day at age 26 so unironically don't mind work.

>he only gets 250 euros
Ppfffhahahahhahhahahaa

How much do you guys get?

>More educated people leads to less unemployment
false

It does here tho, as a lot of our jobs need some form of education. We have shipped all of our factory jobs to China.

A person with higher education is allways more liekly to get a job, in or outside of Sweden.

Couldn't agree more, like have you seen how much successful college students here can't even find a job worth a damn to the degree they have? It's all about background and how lucky you are landing a decent job
Got my linguistic degree and now I'm a fucking night guard nigga it ain't easy

They perhaps get a different job, or underpaied one, but its at least a job. Better that then having no job and ending up on welfare.

Not necessarily

We got like 18 mil people in the city alone nigga, I would if I could. Whatever, at least it's a comfy night job where I get to play vidya all night anyway

Yes, for the state it is allways better.

state can suck my deek

Yes, but that was what we were talking about here. After all, its the state who gives us money to study, so from the states perspective all it cares about is getting that money back.

>Elementary Chinese class in 2 hours

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Absolute plebian tier, we get a stipend of minimum 928 Euro/month if you live alone

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If you live alone you can get much more then those 250 Euros, thats just basic for everyone, without any additions.