Culture Pals - /cp/

The yellow menace edition.

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
Https://culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler

script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed)
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

Q: Do the scripts work?
A: It seems like they do

Old Thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

interpals.net/keyxqueen
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

how come there's so many good-looking women from Poland here? most of the cute ones turn out to be from Poland

I miss talking to the crazy chink. I had a lot of fun. Send me a message: NewAge#3094 . I have 10k on my bank account. I could take care of you easily.

Give me 1k so i can visit my friends...

I can dress up like a crazy chink if you want...

Give me 1k

/dezzzz

Who is the motherfucker that just found me xD

we already have our own little stephany story my dear dezz

reported for anti-semitism.

:^)

reported for using two separate cat pictures to obtainviews
reported for semitism

>not a fan of Israel
Alri Hitler

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Good comeback, I like you.

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gib me the 1k pls

No i dont want to talk to you loser. Thanks for posting your discord though, I have further doxx info.

Rötibodenholzweg 11
8820 Wädenswil, Zurich

>le ebin 4chin hacker
OH NO
HE JUST GOT DOXXED
HOW SCARY!

Congratulations
You just gave yourself away, stupid hapa

You fell for the bait

We're onto you.

>thinking anyone cares about having their address posted
What you gonna do you 1337 h4x0r send some pizzas?

almawt israel

Share his pics

I'm proud to be Chinese, thank you. His dumbass clicked the link I sent him on interpals and I got his gps coordinates.

>proud to be Chinese
You've only had 1 Chinese bf so far and you admitted that you have a fetish for white guys.

Little do you know that by replying to me you gave your GPS coordinates as well
And you don't even know who I am
Stay alert, I'm gonna unleash a storm on you.

>I got his gps coordinates
You have no idea how how an IP translates to a location do you?

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I'm sending niggers to your house right now. Prepare to get mixed again.

How do you talk to chinks? They seem so child-like. Never get more than a few messages deep with them. Can't relate to them at all.

SWISSBRO

Is this the same one from discord?

>proud homeless Chinese woman trading venereal diseases with Tyrone under a viaduct
based

I'm here: /Alex_313

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Cool, looks like I came just in time for the drama

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red pill me on this drama lads

Quick rundown: Me and the Chinese girl got in contact through an r9k thread, where I complained about my e-gf's clinginess. The chink saw the thread and wanted to talk to me on discord, because she could relate to my e-gf. After some weeks she started sending me nudes, called her German bf an ugly loser and hinted at breaking up. Thereafter I spammed this information on /deutsch/ so her bf would see it. He saw it and broke up with her. She was financially dependent on him so she's fucked and has to sell sex to niggers

Fancy posting said nudes?

wew Kerl
der absolute Zustand

Based fuck roasties

>so she's fucked and has to sell sex to niggers

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Based

god i love tinder so much

This woman is an absolute train wreck where's the parental intervention

this is the norm for westernized-asians fampai, fathers can't contol their daughters/daughters have no respect for their fathers

okay, Jordan Peterson

why are our /cp/ boys always better looking than the vast majority of males on this site

Jow Forums users are mostly brads

only sluts come to this thread

define brads
is it one less than chads

How come nobody ever talks about British qts? All Brit qts are belong to me now

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fuck off Chads

>brads
Everyone in this thread is nice though, Brad's are pricks

im a wee bit of a prick tbqh
antisemitic too

>antisemitic
Literally nothing wrong with that desu

interpals.net/keyxqueen
>if you don't want to talk to me because I'm a muslim, you are so retarded. :)

Well lads looks like I'm retarded

I once tried to do my laundry without adequate change. The machine takes quarters, but I didnt have any. I had a nickle though, but it didn't fit. I jammed it into the slot so far it couldn't be pulled back out. Completely broke the machine; went back to my apartment and fell asleep. Didnt tell anybody,

This

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Managed to get the Turk running my local takeaway to read culture, very woke individual

anyone talked to this relatively stacked flip?

/jerseyjhoy

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We're just losers

chebs

She could have the biggest milkers in the world and it wouldn't get me talking to a flip

I just want a fuckbuddy tbqh

>fuckbuddy
>doesnt live within talking distance

uh...

trading nudes lad, you know what I mean

Why not get on tinder and get an actual fuckbuddy?

because I'm ugly, socially inept and live with my parents

Post her nudes

based

No, but thinking I should

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guarantee i'm not i just have novelty factor

>ugly
Hard luck
>Socially inept
You're not going to fix that by talking to girls on the other side of the world

>Live with my parents
based

I'm not going to fix anything by going on tinder either m8

based based-poster

how much would it cost you to visit your qt? my flight to india would cost $1200 dollars on flight alone

about $650 on the flight because I would stay with her because she lives alone

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*but I would stay with her

where's she from la

>tell swedish girl I keep getting messages from german and brazilian qts
>"Yeah but they're niggers"
based swede

Depends on the qt but all £200 or less cause they're in Europe

>Thailand
I should have listened to you guys

fucks sake i always start conversations with too many people then gradually ignore them
hate being such a bastard

Block her

>Paying the portuguese minimum wage just to fuck a korean girl for a week

BASED

BASED

DAB DAB

DAB

DAB

They broke up

It's a jap now but it's okay because I'm rich

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What is it with you and insects?

Not samefag.
But easy picking I guess

I prefer to go for the cream of the crust,Norwegian single ladies

im norwegian and single :)

but are you a lady?

semantics..

I can make anyone a lady

Don't know, insects like me. I'm pretty much a cockroach desu

Just bought the ticket the other day, spent $950 on it since I saw a last minute deal otherwise it's over $1200. In summer though it's $800+ for a one way ticket from here to where she lives.

God, I wish.

you were a grill hehe

You can be 19 and married though norge

of course you can be, but in the west, its extreeeemly uncommon

redpill us all on your dark sun necklace

>girl tells me she's been fucking this guy for 4 months or so
>okay whatever
>I still don't know his name though

What the fuck

Is it just me that is tired of asking the same fucking intro questions and just started having fun by sending memey text to girls?I think I have much more sucess this way

When I had interpals, I did the same.

Why do you want to know his name?