Do Americans really shart in mart?

>meanwhile outside
>Tyrone and Jamal jack your car and steal it

how can you guys be rude to your greatest ally

they pride themself with it

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no my friend, you're THEIR greatest ally, they most definitely aren't YOUR greatest ally

why are you illiterate

Woke.
A parasite host relationship isn't two sided in most cases.

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ok well im gonna be in israel in the future

>Americans shit themselves, so do little children.
>Little children are Kawaii.
Therefore, Americans who shit themselves are Kawaii.

t. Aristotle

Featherless chickens?
Good, I hope you'll enjoy how expensive everything is.

is it part of their culture

idc i got money

I hope you like dominoes because that's the only large pizza chain here and it's 12$/pizza

what else is particularly overpriced?

Take better care of your fucking pet Israel, Jesus Christ. If I'd see people in the faroe islands walk around with shit in their pants I'd smack a little sense into them and say "bad boy"

Bottles of 0.5L/0.3L cans.
Probably tourist attractions.
Drinks in restaurants.
Popcorn, movie tickets.
Buses are pretty cheap 5.9₪(1.6$) in cities and 9.3₪(2.6$~) between cities and if you keep the receipt/use a thing called ravkav(you can buy one for 20₪ on a bus) you can move freely between buses that are in the city(area code) for an hour or hour and a half I don't really remember.
On average food and drinks are 20-35% more expensive than OECD average... Restaurants and hotels are similar around 30%~

your country is truly jews jewing jews

>your country is truly jews jewing jews
Well yeah and it doesn't help there's not lots of land with good infrastructure or good land in general and lots of money goes into the military, thus raising taxes.
Also doesn't help that the orthodoxes are being funded by taxes that come from the rest of the population and they delay lots of projects in other cities because they don't like people working on Saturdays or Fridays and because of that some things that can't be done during the working days have to be done at night or they have to make agreements so they can do 12-20 hours of work over a weekend once...
Lots of other problems too.. Right now there are mega suburbs being built which are basically suburbs just with 5-12 stories tall buildings and they'll have have to drive like 20-40min to get to malls or schools and stuff.
Totally retarded.

i wanna believe that israel will be 1st world in the future. to me it still seems better than all other middle eastern countries.

Why dont you just gas the orthodox jews?

They're allied with the main political party and Benjamin will basically keep taking them as allies whenever he gets elected because what they ask for doesn't affect him that much.
It's close to first world like the average Muslim country is close to Israel.
Standards here aren't horrible like there but they're below OECD average and the forced army service just causes people to start life later on and without any savings that they themselves earned because you usually get sub 350$ a month there and unless you live at home and don't buy stuff for yourself you'll have a hard time saving any money and even if you do save everything you earned there during the 2.5~ years you're there you could make way more than that in a year of minimum wage (you'd probably be making above min wage if you worked at McDonald's or some supermarket for a year...).

Yes

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it's so funny, they make fun out of everyone that's not a fucking burger and when it's their turn for the chopping block they chimp out like this:
>tell me mohammed, how is it in your 3rd world mussie shithole, oh look at the time, it's raping time for your sister, don't worry I've already called mahmut and friends. Face it retard, you're country is a socialist sjw shithole without things like freedom of speech because everyone's a commie sjw

pls smack my cute little butt and call me a bad boy :3

>implying euros arent as dumb and uniformed about the US as mutts are about europe

No, it's about how much you guys chimp out if someone makes fun of you

Homo get out.

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>posted in a literal European chimpout thread

Face it goldberg, Jow Forums has been conquered by cute boy BUTT and COCK
it's the silence before the storm man, just wait till Jow Forums subhumans arrive

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>Go fight for israel
>Your wife cucks you with jamal
>Get shot while defending your overlords
>5000000 doller medical bill
>God bless merica
>Come back home to a mutt child
>Wife leaves you for jamal, but you have to take care of the child
>Go to buy diapers
>Shart yourself from excitement upon arriving the at the local Jewmart
>The pain from the gunshot makes your life impossible whitout 10 different medicines that each cost as much as a new car
>Go buy McBurger TM from the local McDonalds TM
>Forgot to tip
>Cashier shoots you
Freedom aint FREE

>be finn
>be lame and stupid
thats all

It seems like I need to teach you proper discipline because you're being bad.
I'll bully you and you'll like it.
Europeans know more on average but they can't point out all the states like how Americans can't point out all the European countries.

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It is too late, you Austrian wh*ty, we are here and wee demand blood,

OHHHH YES, please beat me with those goldbars of yours

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how can we name european countries when theres no longer any countries that are european?

nuke us PLEASE

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based kaza boga
Here we go

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How and why does this happen, though? What causes Americans to shart in mart?

Put your hands on the table and I'll hit them with a metal ruler like they did in Russia.
Instinct.
Haha good one.
Our nuclear arsenal won't be used against our money supply I mean allies, yes allies.

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like this?

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milk the goy, destroy the goy

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Olestra is a fat substitute used mostly America's most popular chip brands (Lays, Pringles, Doritos). Its use has been banned in Canada and the EU because it causes certain vitamin deficiencies, abdominal cramping, and sharting. That's not a joke

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Techically it causes anal leakage, are you certain that stuff is common though?

Yes exactly, good boy.

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Used in all of American's favourite chips and anal leakage would be another term for sharting oneself.

A shart is a fart with some output, isn't anal leakage when it just leaks out? Anyway I looked it up and that olestra is just used in the meme fat free shit that nobody eats

free speech

If you fart while leaking you'll have a shart.