You wake up in southern Italy

You wake up in southern Italy...

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why is it full of fucking manlets here
t 190cm

you wake up in USA....

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Looks awesome to me?

t. 1.78cm

kek

abandoned stretches of certain american cities compete with Italian ones eh?

Start talking to people in English but in exactly the same way as Marlon Brando in The Godfather. What else?

*buys a gun*

good man

you could wake up everywhere in italy and see that

It might be dirty, but it looks confy to me

I get a panzerotto and hop on a plane back home

even in southern tirol?

*looks down to you*
Excuse me, are you lost as well?
t. 191,75cm

Swim to europe.

Americans will never understand beauty.

Are you making an assumption about my frame of mind in posting this image in the OP? Runty latins will always be presumptuous.

n-no...

Join the mafia and rise through the ranks

Before you ask I'm not from Mogadishu or ex Italian Somaliland

Now we only need Poland

They would lynch a nigger like you on sight

if at first they distinguish him eh? :^)

>abandoned stretches of certain american cities
this is detroit

yes, Detroit seemingly = Italy

everything is still the same

Would be cool.

Italy is based
Amerika is SCHEISSEN

Wish I could live there. Fuck narrow cobblestone streets are apex comfy