Why do they speak retard Spanish?

Why do they speak retard Spanish?

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cala boca gringo viado

Said spanish speaking retard

chupa mi verga sucia sudaca de mierda

they legit speak like romanians

At least we can speak Spanish.

Because we were colonized by a Portuguese speaking country aka Portugal.
Gringo filho da puta

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>Gringo filho da puta

see, even your cursing looks like retard Spanish

No shit

>rumo ao hexa

>US flag
>Spanish speaking

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Presione dos para ingles

I'm from Jalisco though, one of the nicest areas of Mexico

Because they never quite learned to speak proper Portuguese

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spanish is a fucked up italian
portuguese is a fucked up spanish

Why would that be in Spanish instead of English? Wouldn't that make more sense?

Not in a latino country

Portuguese is not retarded spanish.Spanish is the language of rats and traitors spaniards carry bubonic plague in their tongue they are mischievous creatures.

How much google translate was used in this statement?

based KALA BOCA

that's fluent mexican, he is a CHI

portuguese is way more chilly than spanish. they are always in a hurry when speaking, fuck off

wew

go back

Portuguese > Spanish > Italian > French

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GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU BROWN NIGGER STUPID LATINO INDIO SON OF A WHORE

How come Italian affected Argie Spanish but had no effect on Brazillian Portuguese or American English despite getting just as many Italians?

BECAUSE ARGIES ARE NATURALLY KEK PEOPLE

Romance languages>English

because we were colonized by retarded spaniards

>no effect on Brazillian Portuguese
American education lads

What about Brazillian Portuguese is Italian?

Mexicans don't curse like that, that's shitty chicano spanish.

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Paulista portuguese can't speak plurals, has nasalized vowels everywhere, thrill Rs and several words imported directed from italian. The difference is that Italians in argentina were mostly concentrated in one city and had a lower population prior to immigration compared to here

CALA BOCA MANITO FILHO DA PUTA

They speak like slavs very weird.

Italian is fucked up latin

Based and redpilled

when spoken quickly
pt-pt - without the vowels
pt-br - without the consonants

>prq els nnc aprndrm crrtmnt cm flr prtgs

chudo beng chudo ki ta beng beng

tudu bein, tudu aki ta bein, bein**

Sing, ew fauloo Portugeis

cl bc seu flh d rprg

Legauw meu, vamoss au Braucile

prfr prtgl, tm ms mlhrs sm hmn pr fd-ls

Mash as braucileiras chein os coos meilhores.

If he had said "chúpame la verga" instead of "chupa", which sounds like a direct translation of "suck" from google translate, he would have sound more authentic. And the "sucia" part sounds weird too.

Looks more like a weak bait to me imho.

s prtgsas sm ms lnds i cnsrvds

Alright m8 it's about time for me to go to bed. I just thought I'd let you know you were doing this childish shit wish a luso-American. i.e I'm not from here. My only ties here are linguistic and cultural. I just thought I'd let you know that both Brazilians and Portuguese women suck.

t. neguin santana
já sabia que era você, seu prt