Gone wrong edition
/ausnz/
Josiah Green
Daniel Jones
cute australian men
Joseph Phillips
Everything's gone according to plan.
Leo Thomas
Yeah pretty much. Kinda want to speak to dunners though. Since he's the only one in this general with the first clue about nutrition and I think I've hurt myself
Carter Walker
lol just go ask Jow Forums
And how does one hurt themselves from nutrition, did you get all your protein from raw chicken or something.
Juan Collins
I doubt they'll indulge me on this one mate. I went a bit overboard with sauna then my body wasn't taking hydration or something. Just ate loads of musli bars then sushi and now I feel like total shit
idk what's wrong with me. Probably going to try to organise a visit to a nutritionist today
Christian Russell
It's gonna rain
You probably just ate too much, or the sushi was manky
Liam Thomas
Actually feeling a bit better after a big glass of water and a visit to the bathroom
Benjamin King
Jose Reed
what did you mean by this?
Gavin Torres
I wonder what else she could do with that head.
Leo Reyes
I really don't get that one. Its like what? a public rape fantasy? Really fucking weird
Oliver Garcia
>cant even fucking eat
peak subhuman
Alexander Collins
Who doesn't want to get humiliated and raped in public.
Asher Wright
Has historically been scientifically classified as a subhuman
>calls people subhuman on an Indian street finding forum
Made me think
Well probably 99% of people mate
Jaxson Jackson
all he knows is deflection
gosh
turning out like him is a fate i wouldnt even wish upon anglos
Tyler Howard
Oh, so you're saying I'm a freak are you
Jaxson Carter
you are also have any of your parents tried hurting you?
Elijah Davis
not overly. was asleep.
Camden Nelson
A few times when I was younger, but I probably deserved it.
Ethan Reed
maybe youre just the kind that mothers used to drown after giving birth
Carson White
Not to cramp your general, but if you're feeling sick or headache-y, water and a poo are good first steps. Clears everything up for me, usually
Cooper Reed
The bit of sleep capped it off thanks
Kevin Adams
Making up stories on the internet
Eli Thomas
I have arrived.
Jack Barnes
Not a great turn of events really is it
Joseph Hughes
Good morning gang.
William Myers
and let me just say this
Jonathan Williams
Hey man
Alexander Cook
Hows the day been treating you so far buddy?
Asher Cook
Rainy and grey. Not much motivation for anything actually. Just playing EU4
Xavier Johnson
How hard is it to migrate to aus/nz ?
Parker Howard
Depends. I think its pretty easy to study here for Brazilians or Travel. Then Best option might be to look for a woman that likes the cut of your jib
Ayden Cox
>the cut of your jib
That's why I love this country holy shit. Too bad I cant enjoy Finland as much because of the language barrier.
Aaron Davis
Mum is out, I am home alone. She's probably at the club wasting money on the poker machines. Expecting arguement with my Dad about it tonight when he comes home from work.
Brayden Thomas
So do it man. If you're well off apply for a study visa
Nathaniel Martinez
>tfw always worrying about my future.
Alexander Stewart
Sounds a bit like my day.
I'm being REALLY fucking lazy today.
>on the poker machines.
Don't see why people spend money on these, they're designed to take ya money.
Nolan Perry
does it involve a European husband?
Ian Gonzalez
Eh there's not much to do really man. Just kinda waiting the day out
Brody Ross
I actually plan on studying in Braziland, medicine btw. I will be a decade until I migrate.
Hudson Garcia
My mum wasted $260 on them the other day. I over heard the convosation, it was never a problem for my mum until my nan moved up hear 3 years ago. It runs on her side of the family as my mums brother also was gambling problems for years & used to put all his rent money through them.
Wyatt Barnes
Better to do it here man. Our uni's are higher rated and with an Australian degree you can be a doctor anywhere not a cab driver with a medical degree
Aiden Brooks
That's not an option for me, also
>driving a cab with a medical degree
This is literally impossible
Brody Fisher
Met an Indian cab driver the other day who said he was either a doctor or a scientist back in India man. Its grim but its what's up
Benjamin Myers
Every other uber driver here is an engineer, that I can swallow.
A doctor is very unlikely. unless something stops him from working, he's a always desired workforce, everywhere.
Hunter Hughes
Yeah but a foreign degree is not always recognised by the medical body of other countries. I'd check it if I were you. Remember that Sudanese Doctor? His degree was from England man
Samuel Evans
I already checked. Apparently "Australian Degree Transfer Test" (let's call it that), is among the least difficult and getting approved also approves you for other anglo countries. It still will be hard as fuck to translate 10 years of medical knowledge, but it will be worth it. I refuse to die in this shithole.
Camden Butler
I mean good luck but if you have the option I would still recommend doing it the other way around. Why spend a decade over there when you can just fuck around here?
Eli Long
I wish I could user, I really do...
Goodnight thanks for the chat, m8
Grayson Murphy
Look after yourself mate. Best of luck
Evan Rodriguez
Is it possible to find love in Australia?
Kayden Parker
>gays being in love
top jej
Cooper Green
No, never.
James Rogers
i'm not actually gay
Thomas Mitchell
ily though bro. No homo
Christopher Gomez
>Germans knowing love
top kek
William Johnson
i've never been in love
I want to change it when I'm in Australia
Wyatt Perez
Oh wow...
ily too, no homo of course.
Ethan Foster
Glad I can help
Samuel Smith
Just put the butt plug back in.
Jordan Walker
so homophobic wow
Hudson Lee
I wonder if surfboardpotato would meet me
I could help him or just be an understanding friend
Aaron Stewart
>using a buttplug rather than a cock
well thats gay
Julian Miller
it's a preperation for the cock
we can try it if you want :)
Nolan Harris
no thanks, i only fuck cute boys and your probably a fat ugo
Oliver Baker
i'm chubby but i'm cute if i may say so
Luis Turner
chubs cant be cute to me, soz
Nathaniel Richardson
it was just a test anyway to see if you're gay! haha homo
Lincoln Edwards
Bomber Harris did nothing wrong
Hunter Hall
nazis were evil! they hated gays!
Jaxon Evans
Based Poles
Nolan Ortiz
do you want to be my boyfriend? you sound so cute
Nathan Hall
shoo shoo little fatty
Jackson Cox
Hate having autism.
Brayden Ward
Autisim's probably sad it caught you too mate
Jaxon Harris
:( mums trying to get me on the NDS.
Ryder Long
If you're on the DSP it'll be pretty simple. Probably go see a charity organisation that will help you with it. Handy to have
Austin Bell
shoo shoo big meanie
Dominic Roberts
lose some weight
Jose Gonzalez
too late. i keep losing and gaining because I'm depressed and have no motivation
my body is covered in stretch marks and i have zero self esteem.
even when I was normal weight I still felt like shit
now please let me have this one place where i'm not constantly reminded that I'm an ugly piece of shit
you can call me fag i'm ok with that
Landon Price
fag
Christopher King
fag
Brayden Brown
cute
Caleb Perry
You're pathetic.
Owen Jackson
k
Joshua Moore
how does Passiona taste?
Aaron Jones
ALL I EVER WANTED, ALL I EVER NEEDED......
Eli Parker
/ausnz/ more like /austismz/ lol
Jason Cook
Lmoa
Carson Ortiz
Their can be only one gookposter per country as per the rules.
Jacob Jackson
Camden Watson
Looking for opportunity sure is hard isn't it
Eli Perry
What opportunity? Rape is wrong lad
Nathan Thomas
Rape in the morning, anti-heck edition
Robert Cook
Henlo.
Jayden Cook
G'day scitzo
Aiden Brown
How are you this morning?
Liam Howard
HeCKtic
William Gonzalez
That's not good. Are you trying to calm yourself down?