You wake up in Paris, 26 July 2024

You wake up in Paris, 26 July 2024
what do?

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blow myself up

Wait, I've seen a movie about that once.

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Why did they copy the WTC twin towers

Love life.
My dream is to live in Paris.

I turn 26 in 2 days

>You wake up in Paris, 26 July 2024
>I turn 26 in 2 days
Are you fucking retarded?

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scream allahu akbar to make friends with the locals or any potential kidnappers

I go back to Nantes as fast as possible.

I fart, then get deported

By then Nantes will already be fully gentrified by parisians.

kms

Look up all major sporting events' results.

I thought getting invaded by niggers was the opposite of gentrification

Skyscrapers should be banned in Europe. They're so fucking ugly and clash with our traditional architecture. Keep that shit in the New World.

this
I recently went to London and architecture and urban planning were totally not what I expected

run for my life to a civilized country

London was bombed. We have an excuse to build skyscrapers.

I'm from the future. It's 26 July 2024 and the Hermitage Towers are not built (yet). Mark my words, because you'll see it with your own eyes.

Grab a car and run over some people

SIngularity probably already happened, so get myself a catgirl AI gf.

Buy a ticket to Norway.

Get beheaded for being a wh*toid male

Should I be learning Arabic or German?

Wait, these towers in the background exist?

No, it's what will la Defense looks like (probably) in 2024, but it's not placed on the right place on the pic

Nice to see they built a target for their increasing muslim population to practice ramming into towers

Wait no my bad, i was wrong, it's on right place (the pic is strange, la défense looks like too close from the eiffel tower)

It means I accepted a very high paying job for me to live in this shithole.

I need to visit Paris before this

Ok, it's been ages since I went in Paris, I thought I missed some evolutions.

J'aime...non....J'ADORE PARIS!!!

PARIS C'EST MON CIEL. LE RÊVE ABSOLUT.

modern france is basically a cheap copy of the us

No, honestly though.
Would kill to live in Paris.
I love this city.