I just bought a bidet. Am I European now?

I just bought a bidet. Am I European now?

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will you use it regularly though?

As long as my bowel movements are regular

Vietnamese bro

(and really that looks way more like the ones you run into in Saigon than in France or Italy)

I'm not getting that one, I'm getting the kind that attaches to an existing toilet.

no, you're japanese now

Nobody but smelly shitalians use those

>t. shit shelf pro

based redpilled and white

I've never seen a bidet.

You're American with bidet now

As European as me.

What did the janitor mean by this?

I have never even seen a bidet and I'm european.

Finally, an USAmerican that washes his ass after shitting.

imagine the smell

Days the ducking texan

That doesn't even clean your ass properly
Moist wipes are more effective

Have you ever used a bidet? Wet wipes are only good for clogging up water lines.

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Did you mean sewer?
There are actually wipes that can be flushed.

you arent european

>Did you mean sewer?
Yes
>There are actually wipes that can be flushed.
theguardian.com/sustainable-business/2015/may/26/disposable-wipes-sewer-toilet-cities-flushable

after i take a shit i take a shower and scrub my asshole

I always piss in those on holiday

are you british by chance?

No, you are clean now

t. Abdullah Muhammud Achmed ibn bin Laden.

No, you're japanese

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Not if you still stand to pee.

Nah he would logged in the pool by now

Get yourself a bum gun, it's far more comforable and less filling-yourself-up-like-a-water-balloon
There are literally no one that use this kind of bidet here, bum gun master race

Also I'm really glad that my past threads about advocating bum guns have really paid off, clean asses are far more important than you tards can imagine
Get yourself a bidet, a bum gun or at the very least wet wipes. No one should suffer under the tyranny of dry ass tp

thats not a bidet u amerimutt

I got one of these. After your anus strengthens and can resist the high pressure jet of water, it cleans the ass quite nicely and much faster. First time felt like I got ass fucked though.

That's not a bidet, you need to get one for separate and you need to wash your ass with soap

it's a med thing that you filthy wh*toids will never understand

Why not just take a shower after you dump ass?

What if you have to take multiple bath a day if you have the runs or something similar? Are you retarded? Plus not to mention a bum gun or bidet is quick, clean and doesn't make you go out for tp very other weeks, it's superior

Holy shit how is this thread still alive

no, you're japanese now