There are only four parts of Canada

>lumping glorious BC/AB in with the e*st

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m8, Ontario is not Eastern Canada

So Green = Anglo-Canadians
Blue = French-Canadians
Red = Americans
Yellow = Natives
Right ?

with the exception of Yukon, you would be right.

Which is best though?

LEAFS:
>Pros
-money
-jobs
-mountains
-tories
-lots of hockey
-Bluejays/Raptors/CFL
>Cons
-Americanised
-dull prairie
-hipsters
-often not white
-Toronto
-crime
-expensive housing
-shite food outside a few major cities

SNOWFAGS:
>Pros
-none
>Cons
-all of it

QUÉBEC :
>Pros
-lots of unique culture
-beautiful women
-great food
-amazing architecture throughout
-hockey
-great beer
>Cons
-literally full of Québécois

MARITIMERS/NEWFIES:
>Pros
-lots of unique/older culture
-entirely white almost all French/Irish/British
-sometimes cool accents
-day drinking is fine and to be expected
-extremely safe
-lovely old architecture
-maximum comfy
-excellent cuisine
-have a hot cousin, go for it!
-amazing coast
>Cons
-teeth aren't important
-no jobs
-hideous women
-sometimes retarded accents
-perhaps too much drinking
-poor
-seal clubbing
-easily connned by politicians
-while possibly fun, incest is illegal for a reason
-irrelevant to everyone except meme historians

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Spot on except that the Yukon is 11 Anglos, 6 Alaskans who got lost, and 200 tourists waiting in line to drink whisky with a human toe in it

>irrelevant to everyone except meme historians
coolest history in the country, fuck off bud

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>pros
>t*Ries
Ew

I mostly agree but I'm an amatuer meme historian. We might love it but "Atlantic Canadian history from European settlement to present" is a very niche interest and rarely draws big names in Canadian history like Newman or Granastein.

>there are actually population dots all the way up
what happens there

ice giant settlements. we don't talk about that

I've been to 6 countries and all 48 of the contiguous United States but never been anywhere in Canada except New Brunswick and Québec.

Been across the country and to every province but Newfoundland and Labrador. AMA.

What's the best Canadian city for Ukranian whores?

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What was the best and the worst in the following categories:
>Architecture
>Scenery
>Cuisine
>attractive people
>friendly people
>culture different from America
>cleanliness

Edmonton, Alberta

>Architecture
Best: Quebec City, though it's been awhile since I've been there.
Worst: Saskatoon insofar major cities are concerned.

>Scenery
Best: BC overall. On a good day, PEI is also pretty nice as well.
Worst: East SK/West MN, mostly for lack of distinctive features.

>Cuisine
Best: Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver, generally by virtue of being big cities with multicultural populations; had excellent seafood while in PEI, though.
Worst: Pretty much the entirety of the Prairies, except Calgary.

>Attractive People
Best: Probably Quebec: have yet to meet anyone who was truly hideous from there.
Worst: Probably Winnipeg, but most small towners throughout the country are not appealing to look at.

>Friendly People
Best: Victoria. Atmosphere there is generally pleasant.
Worst: Ontarians generally, but it is my home province, so I might be heavily biased in this respect.

>Culture different from America (assuming differentiation as best)
Best: Quebec, Atlantic Coast in general.
Worst: Ontarians, the whole lot of them.

>Cleanliness
Best: Calgary was very clean, relatively free of urban decay, and has few homeless to boot.
Worst: Both Montreal and Toronto. Ontario in general has some pretty nasty places compared to most other provinces, like Sault Ste Marie.

Probably Toronto and Montreal area, assuming you mean actual Ukrainians.

He said "Ukrainian whores", not "whores of Ukrainian ancestry".

Gatineau-Hull is aids

Mostly it's a bunch of Inuit, military personnel and mining/petrochemical industry

Has anyone ITT been to snowfag land? What's it like? What happens there? Other than alcoholism.

Friend who lived there told me only the white people work.
And inuit will charge the whites higher prices for rent and shit.

Based snow BOGAs

Lol they get neetbux but fuck the people the neetbux come from? I'm a lefty but that's some gall.

yes, very alpha.
You should go to see what power BVLLS they are. They enhance their power by downing a blue substance.

Quebec and BC fjordland are on my bucket list. In Quebec, is there really a language barrier? I would assume rural people yes and 50+'ers. I wouldn't mind one day living in Quebec somewhere. It has that mystique that is so attractive to me. I guess it's the French culture.
I felt Toronto was a dump; just an extension of the US - Not cool.

t. Tragically only been to Ontario.

>French culture
American culture only everyone speaks French = French culture

BC is it's own thing, Alberta and Saskatchewan could be merged, as with Manitoba and Northern Ontario.

Southern Ontario is like a tumor.

What's with the hate towards southern Ontario?

you're a bunch of cocksuckers

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No u

Live there and find out. If you already do, try living anywhere else.

I live here.

They're all leafs to me.

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It's fucked and everyone there is fucked in the head

I do live in southern Ontario. I've gone around Canada a bit, Montreal seemed like a nice place to live, but I don't speak French.

Learn French, every Canadian should speak French and English

Which is the most irrelavent province?

Saskatchewan and Manitoba should just be combined. Both are culturally identical (aka zero culture) flyovers with the same boring scenery.

Excellent idea

I wish Canada only spoke one language that's different from English and French.

whatsaid

close third would be any province from Atlantic Canada, New Brunswick is a good contender.

We don't even have that many provinces though.
Leave manitoba in memory of Louis Riel.

Atlantic Canada is best Canada though.

>Louis Riel
S

I know we are, that doesn't mean any of us wouldn't be next on the irrelevant list.

He was honestly mad, not even being mean about it, he was clinically insane.

Can we make Vancouver Island its own part? It's not nearly as Chinese as the BC mainland.

If any island needs province-hood, it's Cape Breton.

We need to annex St. Pierre et Miquelon first

Here's a thought: if China and the US ever enter full-on war with each other, the Americans would invade BC and expel the Chinese population because of the possible threat.

Leave it to the Newfies, they'll storm those island drunk as fuck.

Here's another thought: this country ceases to exist during a water crisis.

Like that'd happen, we have a billion lakes

Good luck with that. I have been spearheading a letter writing campaign for years in which I try to convincce the British Royal Navy to revisit the practise of impressing American sailors while also writing to agricultural agencies in mostly the American south telling them about the quality farmland available in Canada.
All in a hopeless effort to get the yanks to burn down Toronto again.

THIS
why? I don't know much about it.
Do population expulsions even still happen in the west?

>Like that'd happen

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Canada has more lakes than every other country in earth combined. 1/5 of all freshwater on earth exists within Canadian borders.
We should be reclassified as Homo maritimus

Provincial politics are a toxic cesspool. Matter of transport is subject to wrangling that sees a lot of back and forth with nothing getting done. Things have only gotten worse with each successive premier since the mid 1980's.

A lot of cities and towns are among the shittiest places I've ever seen in this country. Towns and cities have almost no control over their own affairs despite having to pay for a lot of municipal infrastructure and services. Everybody complains about Toronto and everyone in Toronto complains about everyone else. Toronto foots the bill for services in the province and gets the most attention, even as it has no actual political representation or power.

The only economically-productive regions in the province are concentrated around the GTA. Toronto pretends to be a world-class city with all the downsides but few of the upsides; everything here is second-class at best. People are assholes of varying stripes, and this only gets worse as more people come in. Traffic problems are endemic and housing is overpriced, given relatively low population density.

Mind you, I'm not thinking that it is as bad as people make it out to be and there are worse places to live, but it is pretty depressing and it only continues to get worse.

>we have lots of water what are you talking about?
That's the entire point. We have no defense capabilities and are biding our time until the inevitable US annexation.

I'm sorry, is there major concern over our water supply? I don't keep up with the news always. But you're right, if we had a water crisis we'd fall apart pretty quickly, like most counties would.

It speaks of our insecurity and irrelevance that this topic about our wonderful country is almost solely populated by leafposts.

We also have the largest coastline in the world.

>Canadian education

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He's saying that the US would annex invade Canada for it's water

>5 foot 90 pound Canadian virgin with the last two bottles of fresh water vs thirsty 6 foot two fat American chad

Ah, thanks for clearing it up. Guess I'm a brainlet after all

I just realized how fucking terrifying it and helpless it must feel to be neighbors with America

we have to enter all the same wars you do lol.

We try not to think about it

Am I the only one who unironically thinks America would fail miserably if they attempted to annex any part of Canada?

why would they fail?
Outside help?

It'd possibly be an excuse for other countries to attack America over the growing anti-American sentiment growing throughout the world.

Do you have a sister or a female friend, I need a Quebecois gf, I am half native half white

Just get a cute reservation gf

American military incompetence, economic repercussions, outside aid to Canada, lack of support among American people, impossible guerilla tactics, etc.

Nah

Désloé mais je suis un néo-brunswickois

they aren't but don't tell them that because they'll say you're a psuedo-american

No language barrier in Montréal or Gatineau. In Quebec City maybe the touristic areas will give you service in English but the population won't give a shit about accomodating you. This is also the mentality across all of Québec, we don't expect others to accomodate to our French when we go outside of Québec, so don't enforce any language on us, be it English, Arabic, Chinese, etc.

I don't know anyone over 50 years old who speak English, except for my father.

But you're right, despite all the memes toward us, I truly believe it's not just language that makes the difference. Sure it looks like North America, with big Walmarts and big cars, but the general attitude of the people is different. We like to LARP as Euros more than North Americans. It's the only place in North America where bilingualism is common. While the immigrants in Anglo Canada come from India, Pakistan, Nigeria, etc. Those from Québec come from France, Algeria, Morocco, Haiti and surprisingly we have a ton of Colombians.

Our politics is different too, the Canada/reddit/buzzfeed attitude is mostly an Anglo thing, here we were given shit by the other provinces when we banned the burqa and wanted to pass the Charte des valeurs québécois, which was basically only a way to officially separate the state and the church, something France did literally fucking 200 years ago but for some reason the Anglos in Canada said we were racist xenophobic blablabla

Anyway I watched this video today and it is actually one of the most objective video about Québec I have seen

youtube.com/watch?v=48sQedAp0ME

>Désloé mais je suis un néo-brunswickois
I want a French speaking New Brunswick gf

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To get a federal job in this country you need to speak French, and every province in this country teaches French in public schools for at least 6 years. Every fucking thing in the country is labeled for your convenience.

Just don't ever watch J.J. McCullough's videos about us. Or do it, if you want a laugh. He is the definition of a soyboy and constantly attacks Québec for petty things in his videos and brags about '''''''Canadian culture''''''' like when he says aboot instead of about, which no one does anyway he is just forcing the meme consciously.

The definition of a multilingual state isn't that everyone should speak every language, but that the state should provide services in every language. But I agree, we spend 11 years in fucking school and yet no one outside of Québec can make basic sentences in French other than ''bonjour je m'appelle X! ça va?''. I mean it's not like French is some irrelevant language like idk the Dutch speakers in Belgium (no offense). It's one of the 10 most spoken languages in the world, one of the six official languages of the UN, one of the two working languages of both the UN and NATO, it's spoken not only in Canada but also Europe and half of Africa, with many islands around the world too. It has a super rich litterature. I feel like the Anglos they don't want to learn it just because they learn from their birth that Québec is le evil french fag french frog racist separatist money drain

Basé, tu roules tu tes ''r''?

Why the fuck would I ever need to learn french?

Everyone in the world who matters speak english, as should everyone in Quebec, honestly we should just ban all languages but english to make everyone conform.

500 years and the frogs haven't assimilated, and they say the chinese are bad.

Yes, to get a federal job you should speak be able to read/write French, because literally 1 out of 4 of your voters has it as a native language. Are you fucking stupid? How do you think they do in Belgium? In Switzerland? What would you rather have taught in your schools, its a serious question. In Switzerland, they teach one of the other national languages (mandatory) and English. IIRC English is the native language of about 60% of Canadians. You are not the overwhelming majority, there is nothing wrong about learning the other's language, we learn English in school too.

wow ok you deserve a you
im not arguing with you though.

We don't fucking live in Europe, we live in North America where the two biggest and most important countries speak English. The Quebecois should have been sent packing just like the Acadians. You're a bunch of rats.

I have no reason to learn french in BC, if I can't get a job with the government of my fucking country without learning a language only spoken a million miles away, well that's no country we should be part of.

We should honestly just join with America, we would be fucking better off.

>We should honestly just join with America, we would be fucking better off.
>The Quebecois should have been sent packing just like the Acadians.

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None of those are conflicting posts, or made by the same person.

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Green has Acadians and newfies both of which function as the nigger population in place of real niggers or prairie niggers.

you fuckin wot b'y
there are barely any French in Newfoundland or Labrador.