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just cause 2, now THAT was a game

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would like this but without the lobster, steak, apple pie, and movies
just want to die if that wasn't clear

toilberg just text me this but with my name instead of 'rinho

Okay, Now this... THIS...

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>i get a warning for posting a mosley meme
>this twat gets to spam literal nazi memorabilia
fucking janny needs to sort himself out

I'm presuming you're some Manchester United player then

I don't get it

A nigga took some hallucination niggas and gonna play Fortnite and listen to cloud rap all night.

youtube.com/watch?v=56ojW_pCNxg

never heard anyone defend the gypsies

Is this coming from experience?

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Janny will be sacked in the morning, sacked in the morning. Sacked in the morning Janny will

most generic music I've ever heard

>human rights

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sue

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what's wrong with them?

don't know about him but that's exactly what happened to me before i shaved it off and now look fucking 15 years older. i used to be cute

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Yeah not really a thing, are they?

This was based

this will stay up though

When did "it" happen to you lads?

The rise of twitter and instagram got me, just don't get why you'd have them AND facebook

like long hair

Yeah just feel good generic music for a mild trip I guess. It's fun to play video games to.

>man poo

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>Met the girlfriend's parents today
>Father and me caught on like a house on fire
>Bonded over our love for Coldplay
>The man fucking knows Roger Waters and says I could get the chance to meet him the next time he's not on tour
>Jokingly said "Will you go out with me instead"
>He didn't even smile and just gave me a funny look
>gf scolded me on the car ride home

hate middle class CUNTS

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Social media killed any chance I had of having sex

ohhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyy daaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

fuck off neurotypical r3dd1t0r blogging cunt hope you nevre post here again

>Coldplay

cringe

Would beat the shit out of a guy if she asked my sister out

been a diehard united supporter since the old days (moyes) but I have to say....on that performance tonight....this season i will be supporting the Manchester Citys

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*virgin freak alarm goes off in zuckerberg's office*
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. Good job team.

SHOOK ME AAAAAAALL NIGHT LOOOONG!!
NOW THAT WAS REAL MUSIC, AC-DC!! *sips g-fuel*

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fucking hell you plank

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>YABBA DABBA DOOOOO
fucks sake lol

this 2bh

lol gay

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do you think 50 years a go we would have had qt loyal wives? Just due to the circumstance at the time

the 'line

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>>Bonded over our love for Coldplay

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love cats
hate d*Gs

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muslim freak

youtube.com/watch?v=RXnZKJtBbAE

Imagine sitting there and listening to Coldplay GRIM

gay alien baby skull

alri callum

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I would trade my good hairline for a nice face any day
so stop crying now

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Any BLACKED man in?

It beckons

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youtube.com/watch?v=wp43OdtAAkM

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The only consolation is that you'll be able to see if they were a skank with just a minute of searching.

It's not the cards you're dealt, it's how you play em

mfw my dad is bald but I don't have the slightest receeding
:smugpeepee:

shitting on british bands is kind of like black people saying the word nigger

only we can do it "pal"

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either that or die in a war

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Lol it was my mum that said something similar to me.
After I shaved it off she had a breakdown. Been clean shaven for a year now.

How come there are some people who talk like they live in a movie and then there are other people like me who can barely string together a sentence?

There were these 3 girls I met yesterday and their speech was like movie dialogue and I sounded like a malfunctioning robot next to them.

what a waster what a fucking waster

this
bald men can be aesthetic like big pete garrett

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dos san miguels por favor manuel ya dozy dago

small brain: one referendum was enough, brexit means brexit
medium brain: we need a second referendum
huge brain: best out of 3 wins

hungry (lol famine haha lol)

found a takeaway near me and it DOESNT DELIVER

like 15 minutes away

anxiety isn't it

americans even have adverts during their interracial cuckoldry

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>been getting that v shaped hairline on forehead and is getting worse every year
feelsbadman

you got the 'tism

had a girl but she was no jamelia

I clearly don't have a hairline that good.

the fuck's going on here

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should have grown some spuds this harvest then haha

very thankful we don't have kisscams in the uk

I remember going to the cinema with my friend and we ordered the "date night popcorn special" and that was embarrassing enough.
I told her cashier lady that I wasn't gay but that only made her laugh which made it worse.

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good songs by the 1975:

the city
the sound

that is all

These fucking baldies lmao
*runs fingers through my luscious full head of hair*

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quiero dos cervesas por favor

you need to look at your grandfather on your mother's side for that mate

How do I cure it? There doesn't seem to be any cure. It's a lifelong disease that only passes with death.

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