>italian american
>always thought I was italian
>visit actual italy to see extended family
>realize I am the furthest thing from italian you could possibly be
Horrible country and culture once you have been exposed to superior anglo saxon society, good lord. Real italians actually scare me, they're so loud, they chain smoke cigs, they smell like cologne, they're overly animated. Their women are insane too.
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Expected the Mamma Mia! movie to be set in Italy, but it's set in Greece instead.
Can someone explain?
Why ya'll such fags about your heritage? All the italians are like "lul you're not italian fucking yanks". I am 50% Greek 3rd generation and when I go there they all try to convince me I am the Greekest of the Greeks even though I look of pure aryan seed
I'm 12.5% British/Irish and I feel really in touch with this part of my heritage. Everytime I eat fish and chips and listen to Coldplay I feel the Anglo-Celtic spirit in me.
How is 12.5% the same as being 100% an ethnicity? Why do you disrespect me?
what region?
We mutts truly are a superior people. I have the virility of Italy, the resilience of Ireland, and the refinement of England flowing through my veins. You monoethnic euros are truly pathetic.