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had one in costa yesterday

could lose my virginity this week if i wanted lad
i could walk up to any girl and work my game and then tell her i'm a virgin and then ask her to teach me how to fuck and she would happily do it
the problem is i'm not a fucking degenerate and don't indulge in casual sex. my virginity is my most valuable possession. it will get me a cute wholesome wife some day, probably soon

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Something is off here...

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Saw this on reddit... damn scots are funny. I wish we had some region of the US that was kinda like us but also completely different like brits have scots.

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yeah?

dont have any at the moment but really ant some

One key mistake that VIRGIN FREAKS make during dating, online or otherwise, is not driving the conversation. I'm not some sexist, but women will always leave the conversation to wither on the vine.

what do you have for breakfast?

Have you seen this man?

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yeah mate
*goes back to maths*

imagine being a person, using a device, on the website known as Jow Forums, on the international board, on the /brit/ general, on this specific thread, did you imagine ? good.

It's genuinely hard to feel love for your own people when you're British, we truly are a country full of scum

Probably a factor why individualism came from this country and why we never really got nationalistic like other European countries

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coffee and a fag

Little wonder why policing in London is utterly fucked.
>b-but le evil tory cuts

>Scotland Yard paid a total £270 million in overtime payments to staff in the past three years, with the highest payout the equivalent of the starting salaries of almost three constables.
standard.co.uk/news/london/revealed-met-police-officers-earning-up-to-61000-for-overtime-a3732606.html

>maths

haha look at this virgin FREAK

yes in my dreams last night

why do you post these blatant lies here?

like im not even irate, just baffled why youre so committed to is

how do i convert mov to webm

Lads...

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Jealous much?

>scotland yard
>it's actually in london
ah yes

stop saying "lad" you fucking negroid sub-humans

Never liked hot chocolate desu.
My boss was this cranky old granddad though, cantankerous, racist, typical old fart. Would lock french people out of the shop because he said they stole. Well he used to take his coffee with a teaspoon of hot chocolate, was really cute.

not lying
just walked down my city's high street to get some dinner and had women eyeing me the entire way
i'm really fucking good looking, as the ex put it

just realised that my chair has been to low for the last year and making it higher makes sitting so much more comfortable

no not at all
dont care

an abhorrent frightening image

She played a fiddle in an Irish band

>British Colombia
>Is neither British nor Colombian

post a pic then

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but it was and it's in north america which was discovered by christopher columb(ia)us

But she fell in love with an Englishman

RIP Peep... lean sippers rise tf up

British Columbia, you stupid bastard

a common sight in Northern England and Wales

WALES mentioned

Vaping mad watermelon... bitches don't call... phones on silent...

kill yourselves pirate scumbags

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She keeps her Moet et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake' she says
Just like Marie Antoinette

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strangle it

shan't
i'd become the latest gimmick

umm sweetie the vikings discovered it first
*roaring lindybiege fan horde charges towards me*

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remember when James Woods occasionally appeared on Family Guy

Did you discover virginia?

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whats the difference between 'dating' and having a gf

don't care

dumb bitch wont reply to me

Good post !

small yellow hued hands struggled to type this post (he couldent see through the slants in his eyelids)

4 Chicken sandwiches down the piehole

I'm not even fat though fatties are disgusting
Tried getting fat before and couldn't eat enough

(lads)
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What was it?

going to ask my doctor and her nurse how to get a gf tomorrow lolmao

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>6 virgin
The utter state of brit

These are the lads replying 'hat' to your posts LMAO

Lies incoming

hat

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discloures new tracks just sound like random songs from lofi hip hop radio

also the same freaks who shill for Mao and Stalin
more than likely they're underage though

I really love the fucking shit out of multiculturalism

>One man is stabbed, 49 knives are seized and 240 are held as cops make a THIRD more arrests at the Notting Hill Carnival amid calls for more stop-and-search powers to stop criminals operating with 'impunity'

1>2

Remember when a can of Coke used to be 45p
Went to the shop other day and it was 89 pence.

remember freddos used to be 10p?

Based

>men talking about muh substances
the absolute state of UK

honestly cba to wank anymore
uesd to wank myself silly but i have to force myself to now

Went to Notting Hill and got MERKED ahaha it was fukkinsikkunttt I love ethnic minorities

You know how black people say "you dig?" to mean do you understand, although I've no proof I've always thought it came from irish people working with them in shitty jobs in america and asking them "An dtuigeann tú?" which is irish for do you understand and it just getting shortened

It's a euro here. Bananas really

what makes you happy?

that could be
i heard that black people in america got their dancing style by making fun of the irish as well

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the love and warmth of another human being

I just do it to pass time really, it's better than being awake, staring at the ceiling

gf fantasies are back

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Asian birds

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wanking

>yeah radio killed the video star is honestly such a tune, has to be one of the best songs of all time imo, really says a lot about society

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The thought of killing myself and schadenfreude

family guys is actually quite funny

Hello incel

I heard twerking came from slaves having competitions in the cotton fields on who could send shit flying out of their arse at the highest velocities

Those with sturdy legs and dense arsecheeks who could fling shit the farthest were allowed to procreate and strengthen the stock, those with skinny thighs were often purged.

A very grim chapter in Americas history, thank god we're over it.

might ask out my nurse tomorrow if she's being flirty again

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can getting fit redeem my embarrassing recessed chin