/brit/

stop eating dog and maybe i'll care what you have to say about my dinner fuckhead

seems pretty hard to pull off
i've read about it being done in wartime but i'm sure those guys are a lot harder than you.
you ever watch beheading videos? takes a long time to die if they just leave them to bleed out the neck.

the nordic woman is the pinnacle of beauty

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no it doesn't

never once have I eaten dog you bogan cunt
/brit/ is an abnormie general
we have no room for people like you in happy and loving relationships

Toil calleth me from slumber

Just FUCK my life up forever

have the pervasive feeling that my entire life from my birth to this point is one long continuous mistake

/brit/ is THE normie general

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Off to toil on the Central Line lads.

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Based lyricposter

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Boiled dog

shall be leaving the house to catch the toil train in approx 40 minutes lads

Nigels cry about being suicidal paki trannies
Bruces enjoy life and shitpost

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axe wound in a gorillas back

Margherita what the fuck are you autistic

It's not like you think. Trying to find a working link to the dagestan beheading massacre video but i can't at the moment.

yes it is you retard. you only need a wound deep enough that it won't heal. then you'll die of blood loss

oh god. so fucking tired, so fucking delirious and my shift has yet to even start

life was a mistake

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Parents could have had a nice life if they didn't have me. Idiots.

>parents bring you into this world without your consent
>whinge when you live your life the way you want
>get upset if i decided to end my life early

My point is he won't be able to 'cide that way.
One stab...he starts to leak...puts a towel on his neck and dials and ambulance.
Guys who have their head a 1/4 of the way severed can go on gurgling for like 30 minutes.
One stab? Fuck off.

Need an exit bag lads.

Ah yes the 100kbps internet that I pay $80 for is not working AT ALL now and I'm forced to used personal hotspot for internet. How lovely.

discouraged and dissonant. life is just a continuous existential hell. don't want to be here anymore

>using the internet
hat

why is america so fat and stupid and poor and third world and stupidly fat

>100kbps

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Don't be so rude

Hello Jow Forums

ok

25 minutes till i leave for toil

Australians suck!

hope my lack of sleep doesn't cause me to have microsleeps at work

I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.

Oh, my God, I was wrong,
It was Earth all along.
You finally made a monkey...
(Yes we finally made a monkey... )

Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!

my friends used to call me ape

Wouldn't mind traveling back in time to 1979 and sucking a fart from Pat Benatar's ass.

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Lmao this is so you @deano

Dead thread.

You Scottish?

no
are you?

yes

lol
My mom knew her in high school.
She was one of the dorky chorus girls.

Renew your TV license, citizen.

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No
You just sound like a fucking faggot so I got to thinking

ahahahahaahaha i am the best

>ordering a pizza that doesn't at least have pepperonis and mushrooms on it

*slaps your fat fucking belly*

Lol it does me in so much when I see a 'verified' Twitter person and they're an """author""" or journalist or something like that and then you click their website and it's made using WIX.

LMAO hahahahhahahha

It's delicious it comes topped with some stuff from their chef it's the nicest pizza I've ever eaten and it's 'just' a cheese

wanking it to this one tonight
tgirls.porn/tour/trailers/Coco-Dahlia--Melanie-Brooks.html

not everyone has an internal monologue

child

Business idea: a sort of tomato sauce pie with cheese and maybe certain toppings like pepperonis or ground sausage.

just came back from doing normie things

mornin' lads

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Should I drunk text my mates gf (who likes me) now?

just like nonna used to make back in in Scilly

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Bumptious/10

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deep pan pizza literally is italian pizza though. it was brought over from italy

yeah okay then what do you eat mate put fucking caviar on your pizza do you bent cunt

That's not deep pan pizza though thats a pie

ever heard of a pizza pie?

I think so lad

a pie is just a pizza turned upside down

nofap comes naturally if you're not a NEET

I suppose it's United States, Italy then?

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fucking yanks

It comes from Chicago, it’s in the USA, so get bent kangaroo fucker

so not italy then fuckwit
yeah, that is a pizza pie, but it isn't 'just like they make in italia' it's just like the fucking wogs spit in in detroit

Chicago is in Naples you rube

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it was made by real italians in italy and brought over to chicago.

no need for the racist comments

>Chicago is in Naples you rube

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This is why you cant have rights

why would they make it in italy then sell it in the usa? Surely it would be cold by the time it got there

>origin
>United States

why don't brits still speak with american accents?

btfo

but always a welcome addition

pffff

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guilty

we are all gonna make it lads

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We never should have taght the Italians to make pizza tbqh.

Shouldn't have taught Nigel the English language either.

based

sometimes wonder if Yanks aren't actually stupid but master baiters who just want (You)'s through acting like idiots

it really wasn't that funny
chicago pizza is still italian

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How the fuck is it though?

IT ORIGINATED IN FUCKING ITALY