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Pint with the lads edition

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Poo nigger

Anime

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what should I consume for my breakfast meal?

> you will NEVER be one of the lads

just fucking cremate me and dispose of my ashes

>pints and blow
for what reason?

what do you lads eat after the dentist smashes your teeth into pieces? I'm starving but they still hurt like fuck

perfect combo

anime

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muesli cereals with milk and a glass of orange juice

name a more iconic duo

>/brit/
>dentist
be gone thot

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Good edition, Phil approves.

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grim, i started flossing and brushing twice a day last year after my entire life of going days without even brushing and never flossing

scrambled eggs on toast with a coffee lad

brandy and spliffs

never brushed. Jesus Christ your breath must have stinked

aussies claim to be culturally British but they don't even have greggs lmao baka

>be gone thot

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pints and spliffs 2bh
really any alcohol and spliffs

yeah probably

I always brush but apparently I've been doing a shit job of it. I'm going to floss and brush like a madman from now on, it was truly horrendous today and there was so much blood the dentist even apologised afterwards.

need to go out but that's a terrifying thought

vf.

what exactly was the butcher doing to improve the absolute state of your teeth? sounds a bit much if you ask me haha

no one asked you

anime

nonce

rorke unironically calls women 'roasties' on the internet

how do I wash my pants without taking them off

abolish roastiedom

rub them with a wet flannel

Girugamesh!

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me but with some lucozade

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Hop in the shower with them on.

Take a bath

"cleaning" half of which involved miniature fish hooks

who would you prefer moving to your country, jews or the chinese?

name some men who are famous for their sexual promiscuity

Any Phil man in?

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jews as long as they re not wearing anything that make them look like jews

Chad

KNOWING ME, KNOWING YOU (AHAA)

I shouldn't have to floss if I brush twice a day, drink lots of water and have a good diet

It's not fair!

famous because of sexual promiscuity or are known for being promiscuous?

weinstein
savile

teeth are all genetics, t. perfect teeth sometimes having gone month without brushing

t. incel

for me, its The God Delusion

kek

sublime tome
can't believe christfags are so brainwashed

nearly finished the current book I'm reading. which one should I pick next

back to (social media site) with you wagieboy, its fact teeth are genetics

Good teeth shape doesn't depend on brushing (except perhaps growing up).
Whiteness probably has more to do with diet than genetics.

Le Camp des Saints

>gone month without brushing
give us a whiff of that minging breath

the iq crew

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On my 13th beer of the night.

breath isn't. If you go months without brushing, nobody will come talk to you because you breath smells like literal shit

ah yes just cut the phone line depriving me of internet

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:)

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cucked

fucking scumbags, cutting off OUR internet, on OUR dime. here i was thinking that we lived in a democracy? what a joke, we're all just pawns to be used and abused in their sick game.

i don't recall it smelling or anyone else making a comment about it, family would have said something

alri shlomo

use your smartphone as a 4g wifi hotspot

alri ching chong

gamers rise up

all that food that gets in between the teeth will start smelling foul. anything starchy will be really bad for your teeth too.

Do not like this picture at all

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Huh?

God I fucking hate neuroptypicals so much

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REALLY need a shower but cba and have nowhere to be for the day anyway

Aah yes. The bloke say next to me with a plate of cooked mushrooms. Nothing more pleasant than the smell of someone's rusty cum sock in the morning.

YOU TOOK THE INTERNET FROM ME VERONICA

umm, who?

Don't like how you all stop talking the moment I get on break.

any NEET man in?

morning lads

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>on break before 10am
the fuck?

I start at 6

holy fucking grim

have no one I could reasonably call a best friend. or even, dare I say it, a friend.

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fucked my P's because i was a retard

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market forces

sue

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Don't worry mate still got the rest of the alphabet haha x

It's not all bad. I finish at 2 so I have the entire afternoon to relax.

wagie cope

you got me x

work will set you free

ah yes the enti-
*spends an hour getting home*
*does nothing for 2 hours*
*cooks dinner for an hour*
ah yes t-
*checks toilmails*
*prepares for tomorrow*
well look at the time, it's almost 9, better get a good night's sleep, up early tomorrow!

toilberg and the government are STEALING our YOUTH from us and NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE

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20+ general mate
no children allowed

Eating some blackberries and pumpkin seeds for breakfast

As far as I can tell, Mark Zuckerberg is of the ancient Greek phenotype, Jew admixture unrelated.

you lads ever get the Guinness shits?