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redpilled edition

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Thirsty males just enable women to be shit

is it too late to pull it back and get a first if i pissed away my first year at uni

all my fantasies involve me still being in high school so none of them can come true

starting to think telling the proto i want to cum on her face might not have been the best idea

Gibbering retard
First year doesn’t count

anime

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Pretty sure first year isn't an honours year in England. Not sure how it works.

for me its ARU cambridge starting next month

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all my fantasies involve me being in a garden centre

*stands looking at the fish in the aquarium*
*buys a dead plant for 10p*
*reads Alan Titchmarsh's autobiography while sitting in a wicker chair*
*spends £10 on pick & mix*
*makes small talk with a pensioner*

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the jews made me have yellow fever through the media

by 2045 right-wing white men won't exist

failed all of my exams in first year, had to retake them all after summer
63% in second year
76% in third year
first overall

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STOP POOING IN /CRIC/
Goddammit!

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germans are the enemy of civilisation

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>ARU
>BA
>Music course

the utter STATE

niggers are base creatures ruled by their instincts

State of mass media

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see they do shit like this and then wonder why people are racist

Germans are what the English would be without individualism

you arrive at the garden centre
it's the turn of Spring, so you enter through the outside entrance with all the plants and you marvel at the variety and the colours
you take in the sights and smells as you saunter leisurely through the pathways, stopped briefly to consider a flower you don't recognise and envision it in your perfect, "one day" flowerbed
venturing inside, you are greeted by an armoury of workman's tools and the prospect of many an outdoor venture - maybe I COULD grow my own potatoes
as you stroll past the children's toys, marked-down Christmas items, and the infamous pie and sausage roll counter, you start the inevitable internal debate of the garden centre
you ask yourself if you're too old, you convince yourself that nobody here knows you
perhaps you're buying it for a child in your family?
whatever the case, you throw caution to the wind and approach with glee
the pet section

Should've shot the little shit in the back of the head
No loss to society and the rest would've scarpered

Wish you well on your future career on playing piano in a whorehouse.

>going to garden centres

Absolute sadcase wastemen

freak

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I see the arrogant students are out in force.

joining the light side of the male fitness internet

childhood memories will never live up to the hype, the best you can do is have a son and bring him to the garden centre before the wife shows him youtube

may go to the garden centre and see what all the rage is

"been going to the garden centre a lot recently"

I remember going into the pet section at Wyevale as they were closing a couple of years ago, bought an entire bin bag of out of date hamsters for 20p a pop

best curry I've ever had

drop that cunt immediately

lying slag

would have whipped out my truncheon and smacked his head in infront of his chimpo friends

YOUR TEARS DONT FALL THEY CRASH AROUND MEEE

childhood?? I do that most weekends and I'm 27

Don't you see this is a Homebase viral marketing campaign!

don't respond for another month minimum

used to have little monkeys at the garden centre my parents took us to as a kid

>sorry I was busy fucking chad teehee

Going to become a history lecturer lads
Reckon it’s my calling in life

just decided on today's lunch
will go greggs for a sausage and bean melt then head to tesco to grab a side order of 4 cheesestrings

etmn (exhaled through my nose) at this

homebase is NOT a garden centre

anyone get into any good unis then?

"civilization"

are you sure that wasn't just your shitskin family?

got into cambridge but dropped out adfter a couple of weeks
the place is full of posers, couldnt stand it

it is genuinely on my bucket list to own a dog and bring him to my local dog-friendly garden centre

FOLC
/brit/ is a garden centre (24+) general

haha

Hilarious that povvo in the previous thread finds it so unbelievable that someone can afford to fly twice a month

York

don't get it
get me a veggie pastie bla
ta
x

most black people do not have the mental capacity to live in civilised countries

Had a look at Oxford but this bent twat kept eyeing me up.

Yeah Sheffield

i went to a good one once and left cause it was rubbish
would unironically rather become a gardener

if you don't like garden centres you cannot be considered white

what kind of job lets you take that much time off work lad

Fuck you if you think people aren’t smart or valuable for not finishing school right away because they were having trouble w their mental illness or just struggling w something in general. It’s hard to concentrate on getting a degree when you don’t even feel good about yourself.

weekend breaks mongo

ya, top 8 bla (done with it though)
x

*Daft Punk - One More Time comes on*

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jesus christ how the FUCK do you fail uni

Like you're given infinite time and a good amount of money to master a subject and you STILL fail

lmao what a waste of time

silence from leftypol as usual when presented with yet another piece of evidence that negroes are not fit for civilised society

I said it was little breaks not full blown holidays

Almost nobody works 7 days a week mate

*sees that the afternoon tea comes with a choice of a savoury scone*
*informs the missus I shall be partaking since, quote, "it's nice to shake things up once in a while"*

Very impressive.

Random access memories bear daft punk album to date

there's a garden centre within 5 minutes walk of my house but I haven't been in there for 15 years

brainlet

>he thinks going to pooni qualifies as mastering a subject

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go now. this is perfect garden centre weather and time. only downside is the school holidays so there'll be brats

i lost all motivation because i hated the subject and uni being social is a meme, i talked to anybody else about 6 times in a semester

got into Loughborough, heard it's alright

angry white male yells at cloud

meet me on the beanbags la

I never got the chance to go to uni lads
Fucked the rest of my life up it did

post cats

>exploring the world is a waste of time

Traveling is the best thing about life imo. Nothing worse than spending months/years on end never leaving your poncey little English town and experiencing noting interesting and new

pick a trade and do that

it was dreadful
most of the songs just sounded like lounge music with vocoder over the top
few good songs though

cats made a hole in the travelbox
uh oh

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it's never too late la
x

you should be close to mastering your subject by the time you finish uni
If you aren't then you wasted your time

just graduated from t'univerity of t'life

the smartest people have read 4 books

I'm at the Uni of Manchester, second year of my Politics and Spanish course, I've already been pre-qualified on to 12 different Fortune 500 company grad schemes simply because of the prestige of my uni

I'm part of the elite you aspire to be, but weren't smart enough to join, better luck next life

>exploring the world
>1 night stays in europe

'ok'

thought id better let her out
shes a bit upset

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t. white guy in this image

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Fuck off oxford you aids riven ponce

shut in loser

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Cats are disgusting and we have way too fucking many of them here. An (incorrect) legend has it the brits and ANZAC brought them to catch mice during WWI to catch mice in the trenches. Post roos.