/brit/
In the supermarket
dave is a dog whistle for new twats
it will always be rorke
I'm literally responsible for at least half of the NZ posts in this general btw
general reminder
On my break from toil eating a cold boring sandwich.
Having lunch lads
mum told me to either break up with the gf or see her less as its interfering with my studies
then the next day she randomly gives me £80
whats her game
piss off josie
the one thing stopping me from wanting to eventually marry the gf is the fact that she has brown eyes
I like the NZ posters they’re very charming
They’re what I imagine Welsh posters would be like if they had their own flag
which one of you is this?
Nofap comes naturally if you have a job + social life
Doubt Gordon Ramsay posts here
for me it's Jow Forums, Jow Forums, /out/ and /sci/
officially the owner of my first car :)
damn not a munter to be seen, that's rare
Looks like my little cousin
I am Gordon Ramsay
I remember this episode of malcolm in the middle
mentioned
3 seems like the girl that would make the best long-term, stable gf
Medal's in the post
rorke has teamed up with dave and rasheed to try to ruin the leftypol consensus
Why do you need a car
Can’t you walk everywhere
The chick at the baking store was very cute
Think I have to go back and ask her number
she's a master puppetmaster
>tfw you will never bring a gf home & introduce her to your parents.
S-sorry to let you down Mum & Dad.
hope ramsay gets sued when he injures himself
that'd be a lark
what about 4
for me it's Jow Forums, /fa/, /mu/ and a cheeky bit of Jow Forums
probably just because you can see her eyes
You can work this in your advantage
Make her think you need just a bit more to convince you
Fucking midge
not a munter, just not as peng as the others
hat
Feel disgusted with myself everyday I wake up.
watch out sunshine
youre just saying that cos shes the pengest and theyre always the most crazy
imagine him having to stand on stools to get to pots and pans
would pmsl if I was working in that kitchen with him
yeah if you want to waste your whole day walking. will be useful for going to the beach and such.
ta
stop shitting the bed then
also her clothes and body language
but yes seeing the eyes is definitely a factor. makes her more human than the others
don’t worry turtle you’ll get there eventually aha
for me it's /ck/ /lit/ and /brit/
simple as
t. 4
no. hats aren't very effay
woke up hours ago and my penis still hasnt gone down
It's too late I am 27 already.
>Jow Forums
careful mark
no idea what any of those things are. very yank meme.
quick who's your favourite writer?
american journalists make it impossible to not like Trump
It's Australia actually
francesca simon.
it's australian
I am Doubt Gordon Ramsay
think it's meant to be an australian wine aunt
dawkins
bouta to make some pigs in a blanket, you lads want any?
whats the difference? yank clones they are
think wojak has been stretched to the limit now
Premchand
you couldn't win a fight with the average australian man
Pics peanut butter is from NZ btw
feel like gruen transfer appeals to a different crowd than qanda. mad as hell might have some overlap but it's still different too
the project is peak cool wine aunt though
redpill be in the seat ibiza
céline
>tfw gonna get a law degree and then move to america to make big bucks
Any lads know this feel?
Yeah good save mate
ooh, your hard. you were born in a different country therefore you are a right tough one.
Marcus Pfister
redpill: these memes aren't variants of wojak they are stand alone memes that people who haven't yet hacked the memeframe think are interconnected in some way
feisty one you are
on the backseat
Ah yes. Prestigious Spanish craftsmanship
wanna get a asian gf and make her ahego face desu
wanking thinking of the ex again lads
Trump makes it impossible to like Trump
Can someone explain to me why getting drunk is so inconsistent for me?
One time I had eaten nothing, three shots of vodka had absolutely fucked me.
Another time, I had a packet of sweets, and four shots of vodka got me a very light buzz. What is going on
big willy willy up by the billabong
law has to be without a doubt one of the most boring degrees
not even the big money you can make from it is worth studying a single dull law book
you're just delusional
if 3 shots gets you pissed under any circumstances, you're either a rasheed or a literal child
:\
waltzing matilda who bloody killed her, laying in the grass with a dagger up her arse
imagine being you
very continental opinion
my mum hated my first gf, never brought any more over desu
dunno my dad :(
alri tyrone
I SAID, DO YOU SPEAKA MY LANGUAGE?
HE JUST SMILED AND GAVE ME A VEGEMITE SANDWICH
A Lawyer and the Pope died at the same time, both went to heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter who conducted them to their rooms. The Pope's room was spartan with bare floor, army cot for a bed, and a single bulb for light. They came to the Lawyer's room. It was huge with wall to wall carpeting, king sized water bed, indirect lighting, color TV, stereo, Jacuzzi and fully stocked bar. The Lawyer said, "There must be a mistake. This must be the Pope's room!" St Peter said, "There's no mistake. This is your room. We have lots of Pope's, but you're our very first Lawyer!"
love having a big willy pumping my arse deep, just the most erotic thing in the world for me simple as
I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
cunt
historical dislike of lawyers is a remnant of western antisemitism
great song desu
would be playing it all day every day if I was an aussie