ITT We say nice things about Norway

Nydansk

Bokmål is based on danish, while nynorsk is based on norwegian dialects.
Both are written languages (so you can't "speak" them) and both are official languages of Norway.

Nynorsk is a retarded nationalist project that is based on putting spoken words into an already consistent and established grammatical syntex, it is an abomination that only someone with a low-IQ can defend.

It represents nothing and never did.

Men Holger, da...

you have no right to talk about being a shithole country

Know Jack shit about them, are they the ones with oil or the ones with the faggy version of east coast VS West coast beef amongst edgy long haired pussies?

Oil. But your second description would fit aswell lol. There's a huge east/west divide in Norway

hognorsk

basert og rodpillet

bögnorsk xD

*dabber på sverige*

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*dabbar tillbaka*
Din tur nordman..

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would love to nuke norway

It's my country user, proud of this shithole i live in.

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Norwegians are our viking brothers

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you can't exactly talk about being shithole country when you can drink water from public faucet without getting stomach diarrhea.

I like Ferd company.

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*dabber med hatt på*
He's joking.

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They have cute boys.

reminder swedes and norwegians aren't real vikings

Danes aren't real vikings because all the ""Danish""" vikings were from Scania

>norwegians aren't real vikings
haha mm yes ok

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So? Vikings where btfo by indios, fucking overrated people desu

Fjord anglos

>Vikings where btfo by indios
if you mean our landfall in north america, we were struck by disease and only a couple of us ever landed.
Versus an entire """civilization""" of indians.
Dumb taconigger.
redpilled

to be honest, the only real vikings were norweigan

based and redpilled

(You)

why would you visit f*nnmark?

danes are literally just german rape babies larping as nordic

>civilization

Lol no, north american injuns where barely Hunter gatherers, cool native civilizations existed in Central México to central América and the andes

They go to Sweden to buy food and other stuff because its too expensive in Norway. Also they have allot of Albanians and other Muslim trash.. The result of Yugoslavian war immigrants. Anders Behring Breivik is a Hero.

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they won every encounter against the natives tho
they left when they struggled to grow crops