/brit/

all in here

am a rorke but love bunging things up my nose, dancing around and having casual unprotected sex

dumb threadsplitter

Listen to this absolute hit youtu.be/8rRfqWcz-mw
Reminds me of the last few months with the ex GF. But that's incidental and song is an absolute hit without any momoriea attached to it. Genuinely cry every time I listen to this song.

you don't get to bring transgressive bolshevik ideology

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you are ugly

/brit/ is a lawless biker gang of funny-boys united by their burning hatred of consumerism who live to write and film mind-fuck wisdom bombs that slice up and dismember the belief systems of 9-5 Wal-Mart drones like tactical bayonets mounted on the AK-47 of insanity. /brit/ is the most widely used finishing attack in the Dragon Ball series, and is Goku's signature attack. /brit/ is a homeless man shitting in a parking lot and using it to write biblical quotes on the windshields of brand new Scion tC's.

hat

need a jorja smith gf

youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

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they don't make scion tCs anymore

I repeat, there's a 40ish years bald north african manlet who shags underraged thais in the very thread. what a time to be alive

hate transgenderism because it killed off tomboys

nice sweating pepe mark

mad how alan gives girl advice despite exclusively putting his willy in busted prozzies

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO

aesthetic genre

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yabba dabba dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Is their any way you can give yourself schizophrenia or

Howling at how the french and Americans have been trying to provoke for entire threads and didn't receive a single (you). It's been going on like that for weeks too.
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything, sunshines.

STOP BULLYING OUR MUTTLETS

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open fire janny

Black
And
White are
All I see
In my infancy
Red and yellow then came to be
Reaching out to me
Lets me see

'

bait

been invited to go "cottaging"
whatever it is it sounds lovely

Develop a meth habit

Moi Lolita

“ummm actually they’re not ads. they’re tailored, personalised content recommendations designed to enhance end-user experience”

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all brits are pasty babies

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they teach you how to make pies i think

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A united Europe.

United under the British flag.

alcoholics: no fun
normal people: lots of fun
recovering alcoholics: no fun

invited this sissy twink to my sex cottage

racist piece of shit

Parts of the natural bushland of Sydney's North Heads have historically served as a meeting place for gay men in Sydney.

mark, true to his autistic nature, explains the joke to everyone

>As Strange helps her locate her home reality in order to create a fake background for her in the Marvel Universe so that she can get a Social Security number, driver's license and other essential documents, he discovers that Benedict Cumberbatch has been cast to play him in Gwen's universe, remarking that he "could see that".
Genuinely fan of comics now. It's the only type of medium where you can see authors daring this type of narratives. Never read a superhero comic however. Don't have the patience. I just watch the latest movies with the proto girlfriend's and then read about them on Wikipedia (plus Grant Morrison's masterpiece "Supergods").

He's a problem child
And what bothers him all comes out
When he talks about
His fucking dad walking out

don't want anything to do with continentals
an Anglo Empire must always be a sea power, never a land power

most of us are swarthy

big fan of this

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not funny

God I miss being united under the British flag.

>living in Cambridge or oxford for any reason other than being a student or lecturer

people used to go gaybashing there in the 70s and 80s

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not mark. thought the dictionary definition was funny.

treat for you all

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youtube.com/watch?v=1M53sy_4Nbk
good stuff

cope for being kicked out

This subhuman unironically thinks he's white

no libido

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was watching that last night desu

Love having a live-in gf, bum, legs and feet are always on show

COPE

literally and unironically could have taken chunks of france after napoleon got ganked and no one would have said a word

'

Uni toil soon

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>live-in gf
what does this mean

not really
if we suddenly directed our national mindset to thinking of ourselves as being a part of a land empire, we would revert to being Germans

>could have
cope

any incredibly lonely man in

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am talmbout youtube.com/watch?v=zfXBNQMj2SE

a gf so massive you can live in her

...

>going to see a band on thursday
>got a bad ear infection
aaaaaauUUUUUURRRRGHH

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She stays in mine 6 nights a week but all her retarded furniture doesn't

good lad

I like being alone
t. schizoid

>Portuguese birth rate is 1.1

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******ALERT*******

ENGLAND STRIKER VARDY HAS RETIRED FROM INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL

*******ALERT*******

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOOK AT ALL THE LONELY PEOPLE!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOOK AT ALL THE LONELY PEOPLE!!

could have taken but not kept

wikipedia the board.

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extremely disappointing board

ah, so it's YOU, not Mark

political cartoons are peak boomer

Wow. Respect.

A combined United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland, Dominion of Canada, Commonwealth of Australia, and New Zealand:
>GDP: 5.539 trillion (3rd in the world)
>Size: 18.2 million km2 (1st in the world)
>Population: 131 million (10th in the world)
>Military expenditure: $98 billion (3rd in the world)

We could rule the world under an Anglo banner

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she isn't underage. why are people acting so weird here? and no i'm not THAT user.

>Brazilian birthrate is 7.1

lol