/brit/

Christ i'm depressed

ngl tho lads

how do security at certain festivals even have the audacity to search dealers?

some dealers and their gangs look so fucking ratty, like they're obviously dealers but fucking hell, some look like they could fuck you up in half a second, i'd be shitting myself if I was security.

his nut is done in

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Jannyberg is an Elder of Zion

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dead

Bake Off tonight lads
For me, it's Ruby

logistically impossible
much like something else I shan't mention

Yeah I'm a communist, what of it?

janny's fault

fuck your mother

tried anal play several times and never got any enjoyment out of it

Lovely ruby

Thesis: gamer
Antithesis: chad
Synthesis:

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very indian insult

janny janny
yes papa?
deleting threads?
no papa
telling lies?
no papa!
open your mouth
ha ha ha

should all post our willies for a laugh
bet janny would HATE that

found a tip for maintaining your nofap streak lads: put a picture of your mum in your room

What the fuck is this bitch on about?

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tfw white but have a brown willy

my go-to is always imagining my nan naked

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wanked to my mum bare times desu

she wants the 15cm hungarian cock

message to all virgins: don’t care

what's the best mixer for covering the shittiness of vodka

bermuda triangle or your fringe?

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>shittiness of vodka
don't think so
>best mixer
lemonade

cranberry

nip

More evidence lately that the Saan people of South Africa have the oldest continuous genome. Saan are lighter skinned. I am sure it will play out in the future data, that we got BOTH lighter and darker as climate and disease resistance warranted.

It is very easy to see asian and pacific features in the Saan. In other words, we use caucasoid, mongoloid, australoid, and negroid, all appear to fork from the Saan's original genome, with caucasoids being the outlier, and northern europeans being the most outlying.

Under certain circumstances we get bigger and taller east-west africa. And Under certain we get smaller and shorter (pygmys, the lost people of island east asia) and intelligence does decrease with cranial size - contrary to the (((fantasies))) of Gould.

We do not always evolve but also devolve. Because autraloids have not only lost technology they previously held, but it appears that they have lost cognitive parity with their ancestors.

How rude

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Women shouldn't vote

Don't CARE you incessant freak, don't you have a life?

what ideology is she going to adopt when Trump inevitably gets reelected?

watch out jannys about

>Inevitably

Beady eyes, ANGLO lies
Muffled Boer women's cries
Boer children, big and small
Earl Kitchener kills them all
Left, right, right, left
ANGLO sows the seeds of death
Not a stone is left to stand
When ANGLO pillages across the land
After starting Boer War One
The ANGLO's work was still not done
So joining with the Negro and Jew
He made a new one: Boer War Two
To sate his thirst for Afrikaner blood
That he wanted, that he got
Now Pretoria is devoid of cheer
Piet have fear; the ANGLO is here

you lads honestly need to see sacha baron cohen's interview with OJ simpson

was fucking screeching

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>which le epic ideology muh tribes xD
>>>/boringsadactvirgins/

give me something good to listen to. no metal shite.

gommie :DDD

throw in a comma between boer war, one/two to make it sound bit more proper

>Negro and Jew
>not Zulu and Jew
poor form desu

why are bradleyposters so off-putting and irritating

only way trump loses is if Biden is the Democratic candidate

you're not going to unseat a sitting president no matter how unpopular he is unless you've got a truly charismatic and popular alternative

>there was a point when the UK had a higher GDP per capita than the US
we should just commit suicide

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What's that smelly stuff that niggers put in their hair

coconut oil i think

hmm... i wonder what happened around 2007-2008
a modern day mystery

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>We will never go back to the pound being worth nearly $2
It was like a constant 50% off when buying anything online.

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corr, i remember that week or so when the au$ was worth more than the us$
bought so many games

The 4 elections won without carrying the popular vote have all been Republican victories

REALLY jogs my noggin

don't worry brexit will sort us out lads

BOYS KEEP SWINGING
BOYS ALWAYS
WORK IT OUT

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just overheard a convo between the janny and his superior
unless the next 5 posts are of exceptional quality, /brit/ is removed from Jow Forums forever

poo

poo

sheed

Posting from the toil bathrooms

sucking a nigger

poo

Hooting

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smashed it, lads

Anyone else see a girl with a far superior ex, mine is about 4 inches taller, apparently larger down there, 2 years old, better hair, in better shape. I'm punching up with her as well, i can't really believe my situation? Do girls just not care about this sometimes? I thought these things mattered most? Love fucking hurts

Who goes there?
I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

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The posts that saved /brit/

suppin on a glass of cum lads

Been on the shitter for twenty minutes now

because it is the republican party that has a rural voterbase, and rural states were given a leg up in the electoral college so that they wouldn't be crushed by populous urban states every election. the system is fair. republics>democracies

>2 years old
uhh

>my friend is always talking about "esports"
>tell him esports is for children
>"the players are adults though"

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BOYS MEET BOYS
GET TOGETHER
BOYS MEET BOYS
IT'S FOREVER
DON'T SAY NO
BOYS SAY GO

>esports

>tfw i'm that 27 yo boomer at uni who does fortnite dances with his zoomer classmates

>

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Reading about NZ politics lads

>4 inches taller
>apparently larger down there
>2 years old
makes sense

>tfw i'm that 75 year old boomer who rents out multiple houses at exorbitant rates to zoomers

*er

fair fucking play to Lauren Southern
I'd love being paid by an army of orbiters without having to show my bum on twitch too

>2 years old
er

the picture of the meet n greet where she's cordoned off is the epitome of sad, god knows how much those autistic losers paid to meet her behind a barrier

doing a poo and it smells like shit

WE CAN WORK IT OUT

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big brain post

Love Will Save You

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a1d25ba190e5

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good track

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