Danish DNA could be key to happiness

>Dr Proto said: “The results were surprising, we found that the greater a nation’s genetic distance from Denmark, the lower the reported wellbeing of that nation. Our research adjusts for many other influences including Gross Domestic Product, culture, religion and the strength of the welfare state and geography.

warwick.ac.uk/newsandevents/pressreleases/danish_dna_could/

why haven't you taken the danepill yet?

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I wish I were danish and not shitty ass frenchman

I wish I were danish and not shitty ass chinaman

I wish I were danish and not shitty ass greekman

Native Dane here. Been clinically depressed for the last 14 years.

It's an unhappy world. If you're happy, there's a level of willful blindness going on. That's not a bad thing, but it's not a particularly desirable thing either.

And I'd much rather be a Frenchman, a Greek or a Chinaman than a Dane.

Give me some of that DNA, my dude.

Do you have ANY fucking idea how racist this is Dr. Proto?

The danish tribe is litterally how the perfect man is supposed to me. All other races and ethnicities are lesser people in correlation to how muh genetic material the share with us.

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>Dr Procto

based greenland

Dr Proto needs to work on finding the link between Finnish genes and depression next.

nordics are the only people in the world who make these fake stats based on dubious criteria and spread it around like it’s real. What is the point? What are they trying to prove, or hide?

Based and redpilled

>university of warwick
>nordic

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Danes are skinny twigs and horrible in combat

>that post
>that flag

What does an Arab know of Danes?

yeah, under Nordic [[[benefactors]]]

We're not happy at all though.

Don't know much about the formerly tributary kingdom of Denmark. What does a present day Swede know of combat? Not much, I'd wager.

jeg er rimelig sikker på at det er lykkepillerne, favæ

we aren't that far from you and we are still a miserable shithole so you can put this silly theory back into your ass.

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Didn't seem to help much against my depression

t. Scanian

>slav thinks he's not far away from nordic genes
funny

>scanian
Fake sven

sc*Nian subhuman

danes are an evil people

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What the fuck? That is the impression I have of swedes, danes on average seems a lot bulkier and tougher

I wish I was danish instead of a finn man

bend over...

yeah boo fucking hoo nords are so happy and all that's why so many of them are on antidepressants and commit suicide more often than southrons fuck off