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Will be naming my sons gender appropriate words from the following categories.
Fearsome Animals
>Tiger
>Jaguar
>Python
>Dragon
Weapons
>Axe
>Longsword
>Spear
>Glock
Hard Rocks
>Granite
>Marble
>Diamond

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need a preggers gf but also don't want to deal with a kid
decisions, decisions

tfw no asian gf

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business idea: frozen poo but called poopsicles and we suck on them so we suck on poo in the form of a poopsicle

Anyone got an archive link to the /brit/ thread the morning after Brexit?

My children will be named after planets of the solar system

is the archive broken?

Will name my daughter after an Australian capital city
- Perth
- Darwin
- Brisbane
- Sydney
- Melbourne
- Adelaide
- Hobart
- Wellington

My middle name is Alexander and I've always thought about using it as my preferred name

Men are from Perth, women are from Sydney

No I'm just too lazy to search for it and hoped someone had it to hand

sue

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fall is what it was originally called it was us brits who gave them that word and then changed it to autumn and then complain about why they don't call it autumn

How about Ace?

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pleasure to meet you, Hotel Uniform

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Sydney is a based name know a peng ting called sydney

dunno about morning after but this is where the news hit that Leave had officially won

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KKKhazar Milkers

people of europe, guard your sacred goods

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got called called a Victor Foxtrot over the radio

Can you 'love' a girl you don't know that well? Is that too strong a word?

What's the difference between love and like?

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olly olly tits in the trolly

'Charlie Echo

rasheed on the right in the shadows

love is a very strong word to girls and normoids

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if it isn't reciprocated then it's merely infatuation

I do this for you red legions, for I love you

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its called lust you VF, go have a wank and see if you still feel the same after

'I like you' sounds weak though, like you're just friends

The amount of non-traditional names grows every year. I used to meet people named Bob and Dan. Now I meet people named shit like Sky and Apple.

delta oscar alpha papa oscar oscar
the ex said she loved me literally every day then she broke up with me lol

>need a preggers gf
>don't want to deal with a kid

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tell her you dig her style and that shes a super cool chick

Bake Off is back tonight lads and then right after there’s new First Dates Hotel.

Get in!

>brits would never experience a tornado

ahahaha sucks to be you

say i really like you

pull the lever Kronk!

it's finally Deano season again

based Downton Abbey and other period dramas have actually helped repopularise some previously dead traditional names

>br*ts unironically find this attractive

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Strong name for a son: F/A-18 Super Hornet
Delicate name for a daughter: Maidenhair

i meant strong when you dont even know them
also, absolute state

I've taken to dipping Skoal. All of my co-workers have gotten used to me having a fat was of tobacco in my lip and spitting all the time. It establishes dominance.

need a film to watch lads, all applications welcome

mad how some of you aren't joking about being virgins.. how the fuck did you age past 16 without shagging a bird? must be different in some parts of the UK but in the midlands i was regularly shagging around at 14

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Taxi Driver

bit bent but it'll do

poo

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HOLY KINO

A Prophet

dead man shoes

going rorke bashing outside the pub lads, you in?

>skoal
>dominance
skoal is quite literally the pussiest thing you can dip, they probably laugh at you behind your back

uranus haha poopoo xD

mhm I was actually about to say a prophet too. weird..

Shan't be watching one picosecond of any video which features not just one but two negroes in the thumbnail.

>shagging at 14
>regularly
Honestly no surprise society is as fucked as it is really

*scampers out behind the pub*
*writes "pakis out brexit means brexit" on my ballsack*
Lads! I found a rorke!

Manchester by the Sea

you said you didn't know her well tbf mate wouldnt use love if it were me

based

I'm a shy, socially awkward underachiever. I look back and realise a few girls hit on me, but I never took the hint. They were practically throwing themselves at me! I should have done it when I had the chance.

Now I don't meet anyone at all ever other than work people. Maybe I'll meet a lass that looks past my latent mental retardation and would like my dick in her bagina.

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for horny and disgust.

what is your taste

*buys your bollocks a pint*

shut the fuck up and watch it bruce
proper kino

went to a boys school. ruined my social skills with girls

had no social skills in sixth form. no self esteem. hated myself and stuck to my group of mates and didn't speak to any other girls.

Liquourice, now there's a name.

>the "girls liked me but i didnt take the hint" meme
utterly, utterly kill yourself.

What's the manly dip then? I got Skoal Classic because this native guy I work with let me have a few pinches and it's fucking ace. Tastes delicious.

state

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based

I mean I've known her for 3 years but I've met with her only a handful times
weve had great fun though.
complex situation

genuinely grim, you could easily get a shag now if you wanted to.. think you lot severely underestimate the amount of game slags there is around

Aww José :/

The British Museum, a prestigious museum with predominantly Mediterranean artifacts.

>ace
oh boy, are you an injun yourself?
grizzly is the way to go
also, you shoul get him to buy your dip for you because it's dirt cheap on the rez and i heard the tobacco tax rate in canada is insane

yeah mate that easy just walk out the door and ask for one cheers

>virgin shaming
>politics shaming
>yellow fever shaming
/brit/ truly is the cerebral center of original discussion on Jow Forums

crack that whip
licorice whip
i said whip it, licorice whip

I'm a midlands lad and lost my virginity at 14 too
absolute state of the virgin freaks up north and down south

lmao

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alri billy no-girls

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in a dark and misty room..
where no christian man has been..

biggest collection of stolen goods in the world
reckon the should erect a statue of robin hood outside to really rub the salt in the wound

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these youtube artists are getting pretty good

lost my virginity young, the benefits of being catholic

>This is the general dedicated to the discussion of British culture.

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Bradford..

Woe to the vanquished.

t. achilles papadimitriou

t. spazzy bender that had girls as mates

Bourbon
Brandy
Rum
Gin
Vodka

All girl names.

la creatura de la tinder

the most best stuff is all middle eastern and north african 2bh