I firmly believe Europe would be way more interesting if this Commonwealth hadn't been partitioned

Without Slavs you wouldn't exist. We created your culture, language, built your cities, gave you religion and alphabet.

just kidding mate
thank you for taking care of Western Rus during Mongol invasion and sorry for 50 years of communism, we've experienced more than 70 years of it and know your pain
hope Memel-Klaipeda will help you to forget the bad things and live together in peace
best wishes

All that long belongs to Germany

Give us 20 years of further declining birthrates and political unstability east of our border, and we will recreate it.
Starting from you, Jebasvdupas.

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>russians preteding that aliens brought communism to Russia and Russians did nothing wrong

Silly Larping Yank, Prussia influenced Germany rather than vice versa. The entire German national image is based on a gay Slav duke with a hard on for stronk soldiers.

Wasn't aliens. We funded it and their Jews promoted it.

Why did you filthy Polish dogs take her from us...

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You don't get it, Prussians ARE the Polish dogs

We created it in 1525, and we had full right to bring it down, my incel friend.

Fuck you, faggot. We will rise again

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It was agreed in XIII century that Teutons after conquering Prussia they will subject it to the hier of Masovia. Duration of that agreement was literally called "eternal possesion" therefore it was ours before Teutons even put their feet on that land.

>flag
>we
kys LARPer

t. Clinton McDick of Invercargill

How can that agreement be upheld when Poland literally stopped existed for 100 years?

We're coming up to 70 for Prussia and you still whine on about it.

How can He be the God if he was dead for almost 3 days, before He rose from the dead?

The only way Poland coming back after WW2 and Jesus arising are analogues is if Jesus rose as a crippled retard

Fucking gold.

>we
amerimutts didn't do shit
it was all krautoids

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>it's a nother eastern euro subhumans arguing about shit that happened centuries ago like their life depends on it
No wonder you're all poor, irrelevant shitholes.

autism

tying poland down to those empty, agrarian shitholes was a mistake. should've formed a union with bohemia instead

It would have just become another Austria-Hungary.

Rofl.
Poland IS an agrarian shithole and was an agrarian shithole. The only industrailzied parts of POOland all belonged to Germany.
Fuck off back to Poland, Janusz, you toilet cleaning subhuman.

Turn off that proxy you disgusting weeb

Agreed
>declining birthrates and political unstability
So just like in Poland?

What was his thought process on the "any random schmuck could cancel a parliament session with two words"?

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The UK is a shithole though. Been there and saw it with my own eyes. Trashy society, dirt all over public places, high crime, wild muslims and niggers all around, depressing neighborhoods. The biggest mistake of Poland in its history was an "alliance" with your former "empire". I can't really understand how it is possible for us to be allied with a country that hates catholics even more than Jews do.

>this is what p*lish dogs actually think
let us take kaliningrad and western parts of belarus, then we'll be best buddies, alright?

It belongs to BALTS you subhuman p*le

y-you're wrong

It was the only right and productive thing to do

No, it wasn't. We were Poland's best buddies for 600 years, or atleast we thought so until they backstabbed us in 1920

>declining birthrates
Things are getting better. 500+ encourages babies to be born, and life conditions are improving every day, encouraging more people to settle with a family. Also we're accepting actual immigrants who quickly blend in
>political unstability
The most unstable events in our country are some meme demonstrations by old commies.

As I said, these problems are more serious for our eastern neighbours. Lithuania with its small population will soon become completely deserted, Ukraine is engaged in a full scale civil war, and Belarus might suffer it's own Maidan any second. With these countries becoming weaker, the time of White Eagle to strike is coming any second.

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Duchy of Prussia =/= Kingdom of Prussia
Duchy of Prussia was the Baltic vassal of the Kingdom of Poland
Kingdom of Prussia was the creation of the Margrave of Brandenburg, independent of Poland

>Ally with Bolsheviks to gain more land, declare war on Poland by crossing the Foch line
>Wtf, why do these Poles counterattack?

I was wrong about shihuanians. They are not animals. They are fucking bacterias.

But there's not the only eagle :)

ou snap ruskis will JUST polanders

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Wilno nasze

From Ukraine we only want Lwow with Wołyń oblast. Rest is yours but leave something for Hungarians.
In Belarus border line Pinsk-Pastawy.
We seize Lithuania, and what's up with other two Baltics is up to you.

Deal?

And what you gonna do with lower pribalt? Have too much free money to support more land?

Forgot to change my flag. nvm

test

You fucking baltic pig, you exist only because of good will of Poland. But this good will might end someday if you don't begin to respect us, buy our weapon and lick our asses. Don't you never forget who managed to persuade Americans to locate forces in Suwałki Gap.

Commonwealth as a fucking nightmare for Europe and its neighbors..
Because of its existence the Europe was splinted into different religious parties killing each other over few trade roots that Commonwealth had no control over..
Polaken and Baltic scum of that time were watching smiling at Europe being burned down by mongols and turks for centries without doing anything against it.. they failed to rule own shithole and half of its was literally sold into slavery by jews, venecians and swedes on Istanbul, Marocco and Venice slave markets. (imagine Europe had slavery to where the masters bought "debt servants and specialists" to repopulate their shit holes after usual plague or war pandemics.)

It was that Commonwealth, whose goverments imported jews to create smuggling networks into turk and tatar empires.

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>buy our weapons
Not even we are stupid enough to fall for it, tbqh.

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Watch out guys, we have a real military technology giant here.

Show us your advanced Lithuanian battle tech. Start with air forces.

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>Things are getting better. 500+ encourages babies to be born
Gimme numbers bud. It's nothing but wishful thinking.
also
>being happy about ukrops flooding Poland
We're literally growing a tumour, it's a fifth column in the making.

it was more like this
>be Lithuania
>struggle to fight soviets due to low manpower, but still winning
>Poles arrive, fight with them against Soviets
>thanks bros, can you give us our lands back now?
>WTF YOU WANT TO INDEPENDENT? I THOUGHT YOU FIGHT FOR RCZECHPOSPOLITA KURWA GO FUCK DOG NOW
>Poles chimp out, start to randomly take Lithuanian territory
>Lithuanians and Soviets sign a treaty saying that they will stay neutral, as Poles are taking over Lithuanian territory
>Poles use this as an excuse to take even more territory
>now they take our capital and surrounding areas
>fast forward to WW2, Lithuanians genocide Poles and Jews for their treachery
>a few decades later Poles ask why Lithuanians hate them

Suvalkija ours, Silesia Austrian, Masuria Prussian, Pomerania German, Poland proper Russian :)

>We're literally growing a tumour

but you love it. look how you love all those cheap slaves flooding your shithole for giggles and "polaken card". you even created whole fucking industry to encourage bydlo comming to Poland. you even are helping them to hide stolen cars by creating company networks to legalize those cars (bydlo calls them euroblyacha)..and i am not even try to offense you.. it is all on you and your goverment trying to piss off russians and build new fucking wall to split the European continent again.

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Why are poles always doing stuff like this?
What is the place of such incomplete human beings in God's plan?

>>struggle

how? you fucks had no mongol or turk invasions. you just sucked swedish and danish dicks when bitching against russians who repopulated your shithole again and again after they literally bought your shithole from sweden and danish more than THREE FUCKING TIMES!!

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You must learn how to speak to your masters sl*V(e) dog or we will kill every single one of you like last time :)
Bully complex. Their neighbours bully them, so they have to let out their anger onto others

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>you fucks had no mongol or turk invasions.
retard
you just sucked swedish and danish dicks when bitching against russians who repopulated your shithole again and again after they literally bought your shithole from sweden and danish more than THREE FUCKING TIMES!!
the fuck you talking about g*Rman boi?

>had no mongol or turk invasions
But we did.
They were called the "Teutonic Order".

>retard

bwhahaha. nice argument you fucking traitor.

>the fuck you talking about g*Rman boi?

learn your own fucking history jewfart!

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>But we did.

Teutonic order has not touched you because you sucked their dick from the day one. they just build own towns in your shithole, where you was not allowed in and rolled over you vilages to collect taxes and slaves when you kept sucking their dicks until none was left. because you was literally all for the slavery than to defend themselves. "better slave in the sun than master in darkness" is your fucking own flying word!

>our capital

>Polish police catches a Lithuanian spy in Wilno
>the spy doesn't want to speak Polish and insist on speaking Lithuanian
>it's impossible to find a Lithuanian interpreter in the "Lithuanian capital"
>the spy gives up and switches to Polish

>Gorochowski
well, at least it's trying to assimilate

First of all, Wilno is not your home. Your home are Samogitian plains, where your meme nationality emerged in late 19th century, long after proper Lithuanian nobility and townsfolk adapted Polish nationality. Second of all, you should be grateful that Poland proposed you rebirth of Commonwealth, despite that your country has nothing to do with Poland's partner. And finally, you better say thank you to your southern haegemon. Poland is the only reason Lithuania hasn't disappeared from the map in interwar period and post-communism.

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>another episode of butthurt Lithuos thinking that teaching your elites how to write and read is the same as ethnic cleansing nationality

>bwhahaha. nice argument you fucking traitor.
traitor? are you retarded or are you a pole living in germany?
>learn your own fucking history jewfart!
gee, a german who knows my country's history better than me?
we were never a part of teutonic order you fucking retard
If Paris is 99% arab does that mean it should belong to Morroco?

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>Poland is the only reason Lithuania hasn't disappeared from the map in interwar period and post-communism.

"dear friend, today i read a fucking polaken explaining a fucking lithuanian that polaken did gods work.. my work.."

honestly.. Polaken should suck russian dicks nonstop because soviet refused to follow russian empire demands and let polaken just go..

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>we were never a part of teutonic order you fucking retard

rolf..

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>If Paris is 99% arab

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I'm just gonna drop this here and don't even bother seeing all the butthurt responses.
God knows lithuainians just like hohls revision history, downplay what Poland did for them annd falsify history making them victims.
We honestly should've made pact with soviets to let them genocide balts and split the lands between us, it'd be much better than living next to ungrateful bastards who think you're the reason everything bad happaned to them.

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Here's your (you)
funnily enough, majority of YOUR elites/inventors/important people descend from foreigners AND Lithuanians

Then why do Samogitians still speak Samogitian, and not Lithuanian?
Why is Samogitian spoken only in Samogitia?
Why were the intelligentsia responsible for codifying the language almost exclusively from Sudovia?
Why does every region still retain their dialects?
Why are you so obsessed with Samogitia?

>funnily enough, majority of YOUR elites/inventors/important people descend from foreigners AND Lithuanians

even jews contributed 10x more to poland than shituanians

sproten nigger YOU ARE RUSSIAN!!

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And how is this the Teutonic order? Am I missing something?

it is (YOU) retards who are always stirring up shit between us the only reason poles had an """empire"""" is because of us. be grateful sl*v(e) dog

Better than being a rabbikraut or shitpole, at any rate.
At least Russians are human.

If you consider East Prussia as a Lithuanian territory, then maybe. We were actual Teutonic Order the ones killing Russians at Lake Peipus.

narodowikonserwatysci.pl/2014/02/23/my-historyczni-prawdziwi-litwini-jestesmy-polakami-a-nie-zmudzinami/

>the only reason poles had an """empire"""" is because of us. be grateful sl*v(e) dog
here they go again
żmudzins thinking they were something other than just steamin pile of pagan shit living in straw huts

>polish pseudo science in retarded choking language
opinion discarded

I don't speak snake. Gimme something in a human language.

Alright motherfucker, if Belarusians are the real Lithuanians then why did they conquer all of Lithuania in the first place, huh? It clearly was a place of no importance to them filled with swamps and forests. Why did they conquer it, hmmm?

>sojusz
jaki kurwa sojusz to były jednostronne gwarancje ty histlecie

What?

lol. russians are literally the only ones who actually care for you as a country and an ethnic group. everyone else just wants your shithole to build hotels and farms.. you made a grave mistake by betraying the russians.

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Not my fucking problem your """country""" is backwarded enough to not have internet translators.

Or are you going to blame that on Poland as well?

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?
I wasn't ever implying otherwise.
And I don't know what betrayal you're talking about. We never betrayed them.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_on_the_Ice

Are you a libetation fruit of 1945, or a simple immigrant?

shut up g*rman DOG
not my fault your language consists of choking sounds. it's literally uninteligible amongst human languages

There is no "parseltongue" option in google translator, though.
Curb your collective victim complex and learn a normal human language.