/brit/

both brits and chinese are more frugal than jews 2bh

We /GBBO/ now

FREE SPEECH IN THIS COUNTRY IS DEAD

Needs to put a bit more fat on.

not gonna post her whole story because it's literally like 50 videos, but she was at one of those pseudo slag raves last night and is getting blackout drunk today
this pic was from her story today, will screenshot and post some of her other posts too hold on

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What do you mean "pseudo" slag rave?

Fairly cringeworthy if she has a nose ring. What kind of accent does she have?

merseyside on the map

Doctors have detected shit in my balls. I went to the doctor because my testicles were swollen and blackish or brown. They did the tests and they have detected excrement in my scrotal bags. It is seen that there was a deviation in the large intestine, leaving the feces in the testicles. It does not hurt, in fact I just dance naked with the balls hanging as I always do in the middle of the afternoon.

I'm 5'9i want to fucking kill myself

me gusta

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thats literally an inch under the average height

You must be putting things in your anus that don't belong there then.

the league is between liverpool and chelsea

tottenham eternally 3rd place

What language should I learn fellas

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That's if you include old people, foreigners, midgets, disabled people, cripples and women

The average height for a white British male 20+ is 6'0 if not higher

mandarin

dire

like when slags go to shitty edm concerts wearing virtually nothing and call it a rave

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Irish

any pics of her asshole sham? wanna see how it looks, cheers

Irish

irish
oh wait it's useless lmao

looks fucking grim here

COPE

Latin, Greek, or Mandarin.

farsi

Fuck no

Irish seems very useful.

swahili

Irish

just want to be naked all the time

Spanish/Mandarin/Arabic

pics

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filthy trollop
i'd paint her face with cum

I've been considering learning mandarin, is this foolish for my first time learning another language?

need a simple-minded gf from some backwater part of a euro country

How is that different from a real rave?

Already speak it, not as useless as you might think actually since there's a fair few jobs here that knowing Irish will help you to get

scottish

oh my days Ruby is so fucking peng

Really want a wank what’s something else I can do instead?

This dumb instathot posted a video of herself doing a wall sit with "900lbs" of fake weights. She was challenged to repeat this with real weights and actually attempted it, she could have been crippled or worse. Though she managed an impressive weight before she collapsed
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>I've been considering learning mandarin

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by the type of music

Irish Gaelic

pretty much same with Swedish here

not the lad you're replying to but mandarin has pretty simple grammar and is not extremely difficult

average height in england is 5' 9''
average for young white men is probably about 5' 11'' but defo not 6' 0

btfo :)

test

rwby?

would use this disgusting slut as a fuckbag

irish

manlet cope harder

russian

weighted pullups arent progressing lads
just want to die if i can't get massive lats

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Average height for a healthy white male over the age of 21 is 6"2 if we take away children its well over 6"4

lanklet cope

I'm hungry but I'm only halfway through my seminar

this pictures hilarious given the context of her being on holiday with her daughter
>jessica will you do your mum a favour and quickly take a piccy of me with me tits let loose? instagrams gagging for it

here's another
gonna be hard for me to keep posting these, getting asspounded at work right now but i can try

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what is your seminar about

>children over the age of 21

me on the right thinking about my steampunk contraptions

british empire

absolute state

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that's a bot, lad

just go to the next superhero film opening weekend there's tons of them

He's referring to people like Lisicki

cringe so hard when brits use their faggy little pretend slang

they don't last long do they now

lilly allen is the fittest girl on earth

so why did you come into brit to say that

turn it in you bad mong proper div you lad

Is that the new "18y/o boomer"?

cringey 'ddit spackers ITT

wanker

did she shag her brother

8 months ago some bird was texting me shit like "I know I sound like a complete freak rn but I really do think we were destined to meet each other and try a relationship"

Haven't talked to her in a month now lol mad how quick your opinion of someone can change, isn't it lads?

>hes referring to people like lisicki

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where are the jews Alan
youtube.com/watch?v=35eEljsSQfc

chuckling

taking a well-deserved break to fuck slags in ibiza

get another lad to do it for you

don't reply and he will go away

excellent post